MooPig Bag Limit Report :: Deer Hunting

Going Bow Hunting? Meet the RAZR.
by Pat Darnell  |  May 24, 2013  |  Bryan TX

[Picture LINK] MooPig reserves the right to not be responsible for irony of this subject.

Frequently Asked Questions from the Indiana Department of Natural Resources web page:

~Is my Bonus Antlerless License valid for the Archery Season?
Yes, except for counties designated as "A". The Bonus Antlerless License can be used during the Archery Season using any legal archery equipment including crossbows. You may not use a bonus antlerless license in counties designated as "A" until the last four days of the firearms season. (Indiana Department of Natural Resources. 2013. LINK)

~How much does a deer license bundle cost?
The Resident Deer License Bundle costs $65, the Nonresident Deer License Bundle costs $295, and the Nonresident Youth Deer License Bundle costs $65.

~I bought a(n) Archery, Firearms, Muzzleloader license. Will the first Bonus Antlerless license I buy cost me $15 for a resident or $24 for a non-resident?
No. Your first Bonus Antlerless license will cost you $24 for a resident or $150 for a non-resident. Your second and subsequent Bonus Antlerless licenses will cost $15 for resident or $24 for a non-resident.

~What kind of license do I need to buy for the Urban Deer Zone?
An Urban Deer Zone, Resident Youth Hunt/Trap, Lifetime Comprehensive Hunting or Lifetime Comprehensive Hunting and Fishing license is required to hunt in the Urban Deer Zones unless you meet a license exemption.

PRODUCT SPECS	CompareBuck Commander CRT Ghost 350 CRTGhost 400 CRTJackalNEW Buck Commander XtremeNEW Ghost 385NEW Ghost 410Panzer VPenetratorPredatorPredator UltraliteQuad 400RC-150RecruitVengeanceWildcat C5Zombie 350
Draw Weight 185 lbs Foot Pounds of Energy 142 Power Stroke 16" FPS 400 Mass Weight 6.5 lbs Length 35" Width 21.5" Arrow Lgth./Grain 22"/400 Price $1,600.00
400 FPS

RAZR Release Date: 8/1

Features:

• Ultralight CRT© (Carbonlite) Riser
• Carbon Stock With Titanium Side Torque Plates (CST)
• Reverse Cam System
• Retractable Underarm Counterbalance Support
• Integrated Skinning Knife
• Micro Flight Track Inserts
• Custom Composite Laminated Limbs
• ADF (Anti-Dry Fire) Trigger Safety System
• MIM (Metal Injection Mold) Tight Tolerance Trigger
• CNC Machined Aluminum Flight Track
• CNC Machined 7/8" Picatinny Rail
• CROSSWIRE String and Cable System
• Barnett Talon Crossbow Sling
• Rope Cocking Device included
• Allows for the Integration of a Crank Cocking Device
• Adjustable Cheek Piece
• Finger Reminders and Pass Through Fore-grip

SUMMARY
State-of-the-Art crossbows make your hand itch to pull out that VISA card from your wallet, don't they? And why buy that $500.00 model when you can spend only $1600.00 on this RAZR model with the adjustable cheek piece?

Imagine your joy when you bag your antler bearing deer with this 400 feet per second dazzler. Then there's your shot at bonus antler-less deer there after. Then you can let your RAZR sit on the garage shelf another year before you go out again and get your bag limit. That's only $400 per deer, plus tax and license fees.

After a couple of years, then you will assuredly want to upgrade your cross-bow after that. Right? You are Rambo, right? Here is your next crossbow: HERE  TenPoint Carbon Xtra CLS ACUdraw Crossbow, at only $2719.00 ... such a deal.

[Picture LINK] The Pinnacle of CRAFTSMANSHIP!!!!

_________________________________Reference
http://www.barnettcrossbows.com/products/crossbows/crossbows-carbon-lite/razr-2013

http://www.sportinggoodscentral.com/products/view.aspx?sku=8474942&af=1727&cse=1727&gclid=CPrKncnwrrcCFYJi7AodqhoArg
http://www.in.gov/dnr/fishwild/7389.htm
http://crossbows.findthebest.com/l/96/TenPoint-Carbon-Xtra-CLS-ACUdraw

Hillary Clinton to be back at work Monday - Channel NewsAsia

The Only Thing Left for Hillary is to pose for Playboy
by Pat Darnell | Jan 9, 2013 | Bryan TX

[Picture LINK] " ... She told Obama a long time ago that she would not return to serve as Secretary of State in the President's second term. So what is a former first lady and Senator to do with a bunch of time off? ... Hillary has a Situation-like threefold plan: GNC. Yes, that stands for Gym, Nap, Chill. (Myles Tanzer. NOV 11, 2012 2:09 PM. HERE)... "

Hillary Clinton to be back at work Monday - Channel NewsAsia:

'via Blog this'

Sometimes people who are bombastic and have inflated egos do actually grow out of it, and into a more stable human being. Narcissism has its purpose in lives of leaders. How else could anyone have the nerve to jump out ahead of others while walking all over those who propel them to high office.

What has Hillary Clinton done that makes her anything more than butterball politician of the month? She was some sort of half-wit socialist in college. She backed a bunch of politicians who lost their campaigns. She married Bill Clinton. She became a mother.

While in the White House she is said to have tantrums about Bill Clinton's affairs, both public and private. And while Bill was treasonous with his appetite for country girls, Hillary was busy researching and writing a health care bill.

Our Oak Park, Illinois girl pushed her way into the Senate, [D-NY, 2001-2009], on her way to run for president, POTUS. Along comes the chosen one, Barry Obama, who is the Bilderberger candidate of choice, and Hillary is prompted by then Senator Ted Kennedy to compromise.

Those, elite of the Democratic party, at the time before the 2008 election met with Ted Kennedy who set them all straight. Obama will be POTUS, Hillary will be Secretary of State,and her Healthcare bill will be pushed through.

It was obvious to this writer what happened. Others will of course have their own perspective.

My view is that Hillary Clinton has grown out of her bombastic ways because she has run and won by herself a Senate race for New York, where she never lived. She has run for POTUS, and won herself the Secretarial position. She has been manic in her zeal to do a good job ... by standards of precedence for the office she holds.

" ... Clinton has been sidelined for four weeks, since she was taken ill on her return from a trip to Europe on December 7, and briefly hospitalized for a few days in New York last week.

It has been a rare absence for the normally indefatigable Clinton, who in her four years in office has traveled almost a million miles, visited 112 countries and spent close to 400 days in a plane. (-AFP/ac. 07 January 2013. HERE) ..." 

Soon she will step down and John Kerry will take over that appointed position.

See, Politics is Simple. But if you want to be a politician, you have to be an outrageous, careless, bombastic, loquacious, attention grabbing, sidekick to another politician who is more so amoral ... then you get to a point in the "career" where you "GNC: Gym Nap Chill."


__________________________Reference
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_world/view/1246413/1/.html
http://gawker.com/5959581/hillary-clinton-just-wants-to-take-a-nap-get-jacked-and-watch-hgtv

MooPig Report from the Middle :: Judge NOT lest Ye be JUDGED ... PART THREE

Collision with Animal
by Pat Darnell

I am a careful driver. However, not always have I been a good driver. I have my moments of lapse, like this morning.

It turns out in our last ten days, several unusual things happened in Middle America. Birds fell from the sky in Arkansas, and fish died along coastlines in that state and others. It rained heavily here in Bryan\College Station TX, after not raining for ten months. Then we had to turn on the furnace for all day and night on several of those days, because it was cold. Water in the buckets outside had ice in them all day and night for two days of freezing. Yep.

The Brazos still has no cane, and cattlemen are taking their yearling's to auction. The rocker arms in the fields are rocking, so that means the gas prices are going up. Gas was $2.99.9 at the double cross station, EXXON, on Tuesday.

I have a nagging head cold, because just before this rain and cold snap, I was out washing the cars and got a bona fide heat stroke. I had chosen a sunny day, not knowing it was 88 degrees on December 21st. Of course there was a precipitation shower that day after cars were dry.

Wavering high margins of cold, freezing northers, while the next day is hot, muggy, weather, makes old organs in middle-aged men, as I, rebel. Those carotid arteries start to ache.

I work nights, in home healthcare, and this Friday I drove out at 6:45 AM as usual. Sun was not up yet. Headlights on, I drove in low gear, not over 50 mph, to let my engine and transmission warm up.

You can guess what happened. Just as I was adjusting stuff in my "Dodge NEON" a blur appears at my front bumper. It is the apparition of a deer. I hit the hind quarter with my right fender. DRAT!

If I had been going the speed limit, 70 mph, it would have been a crash. This was a bump. But it burst my headlight, and stunned me. Luckily no air bag deployed.

It was still dark out and I could not see where the deer went. It disappeared as quickly as it had showed up. Is it deer season? Was this fella being chased, and dashed across five lanes of a highway at that precise instant to engage my little car?

"Don't think about the coincidence," says my wife. "It'll drive you nuts."

The damages come to $1100 and it is covered because we carry comprehensive insurance. If I only carried liability, I would be out this whole amount. The car has 104,000 miles odometer. I drive it to and from work, and it still gets 30 miles per gallon. Yes, I am intimidated by all the RAM Dualies that hug my rear bumper.

The deer I hit could have been any where from 500 to 1200 pounds heavy, and could have destroyed my front end. Said others, in effort to console me, good salty friends that they are; "I had a buddy right in front of our shop hit a 1200 pound buck with his truck. Major damage; major!"

"One woman hit a deer that flipped up into her windshield, and the impact blew out the rear window in her Impala," said another pilgrim. "She was freaking out because her car was covered in ticks and lice."

My daughter even pipes in; it turns out, she has a girlfriend who is so into the whole venison thing she will find deer in the road and try to take them out with her daddy's truck, toss the deer in the truck bed, and drive it home for them to process.

I just drove on home with no other surprises, doing my thing in mornings; getting coffee and listening to the radio. Then I casually told wife and children I hit a deer.

That's my story from the Middle: where women are strong, men are good looking, and the children follow their parents' examples.

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All That Glitters is not Gold :: No song that can't be Sold

My Body is not a Commodity, well, maybe just a little
Retrieved fondly by Pat Darnell and Jes N Tyme

Does anyone like Riddles? We of MooPig do:
Who retains the upper hand,
Forbes magazine says she is the 12th richest woman in showbusiness,
and the highest earning Mouseketeer,
with a net worth of $100m (£54.1m)... Who is She?

The 2000s saw the rise of the Real Slim Shady, the hottest girl-on-girl pop torch-passing ever, and a young member of Destiny's Child go solo -- and stratospheric. [SOURCE]

2000: ...safely through the transition of Y2K, ... music charts dominated by the all-growed-up grads of "The New Mickey Mouse Club," including Britney Spears --"Oops! ... I Did It Again", Christina Aguilera her first Latin album, "Mi ... moreReflejo", and Justin Timberlake then in *NSYNC, "No Strings Attached" and "Bye Bye Bye".

Miss Aguilera took her manager Steve Kurtz to court in 2000, claiming he had exercised "improper, undue and inappropriate influence" over her personal and professional activities.

Young Master Justin Timberlake had pulled off a similar coup a year earlier, splitting from svengali Lou Pearlman after a lengthy court battle.

While Aguilera and Timberlake fought for control of their careers, Miss Britney Spears was going from strength to strength.

Britney's second album, Ooops I Did It Again, won plaudits from rock bibles Rolling Stone and the NME and went to number one on both sides of the Atlantic.

As Britney Spears kept up the pace on the pop treadmill, Timberlake - now her boyfriend - was making his next move. [SOURCE]

Meanwhile, Timberlake had split with both *NSync and Spears to launch his solo career.

His friendship with the Neptunes paid off when he was offered a handful of demos that had been rejected by Michael Jackson.

Securing the services of cutting-edge hip-hop producers the Neptunes, Timberlake shocked *NSync fans with the R and B-flavoured single Girlfriend.

Aguilera was also branching out, enlisting former 4 Non Blondes singer Linda Perry to help her write Beautiful, the key track on her confessional Stripped album.

Spears also saw the need to take musical risks, but had to be careful not to alienate her teen audience.

For Timberlake, the songs [from Neptune] formed the basis of his debut album, Justified, with single Cry Me A River gaining the most attention. Many assumed it was about his relationship with Spears, and the implication in the lyrics that she had cheated on him fuelled gossip columns for months.

But the end of Spears' relationship with Timberlake seemed to coincide with the start of her decline.

Spears has sold more than 50 million albums :: but ... She tarnished her image as a teenage role model by admitting she had lost her virginity and enjoyed smoking. [Read more HERE]

CONCLUSION
If there is millions to be spent on Music in the past 10 years, it has been chiefly funneled to these performers. On one hand this foursome presented by BBC could have had much more earnings, if the Music industry had been able to keep up with recording Piracy, via gadgets and softwares.

With the other hand, MooPig takes the stance that all is scalable. Mouseketeer gets with groups, appears clean and washed behind the ears, earns a piece of Solomon's wealth -- and then sticks around for way too long afterward ... until the body empire starts to looked tarnished.

"Gold doesn't tarnish," scream the kid rebels of surburbia, reborns as they are.

Unfortunately, it seems millions for an entire decade will always be thrown at emotionally disturbed post-pubescent, rebelious children. Children who unwittingly translate that as strutting the stages of the world in birthday suits, for the 'amusement' of paradoxical pedophilial audiences. Soon it becomes difficult to distinguish between "leanings of performers and their behaviors."

The myth, the revel, the shame: It happened every past decade for a hundred years, so it will happen again, as music lifts another sacrifice to supplant the richest Mouseketeer ever produced character, and had some broil to anger their stage daddies, to become tarnished, rich, Yobs.

Helmet Cam: Family Plan: Tea Bagging

by Pat Darnell


MooPig Family Planning Department has used this youTube video to explain how it is experimenting with helmet cams for sperm cells. "With any luck we can have all the impact, frenzy and adrenaline surges, while no sperm, egg, or deer, is harmed," said Herman Rothbein, PhD, Chief Head Surgeon in General.

We certainly wish him well. It seems Dr Rothbein is attempting to put nano helmets on sperms to record their journeys to their big bang collisions with the eggs. "Thus far the biggest problem has been lighting," explains Dr Rothbein. "At present all our results look something like Rothko paintings."

"We intend to record and divulge our research to the world, just as soon as we correctly filter our data so it is understandable. We plan to have our reproduction problems solved very soon," says Helen Waite, intern assisting Dr Rothbein.

Dr Rothbein was a deputy assistant associate agent to the IRS Department of fetal resources until he received his PHD, and qualified also for a grant to follow up on the mechanics of sperm ejaculation for what he says is a future taxable base for American Government to legislate. "It is the only way law makers will ever be able to keep up with the water slide of life in internet tech that has left them [legislators] so far behind," says Dr Rothbein, "and it must begin with the Federal Government."

"If it [conception] can be calculated and documented with high speed film from impact, it can be taxed," explained Dr Rothbein. "Just like the fellow in the youTube: a question comes to mind -- did he purchase a federally insured State Hunting Stamp for this deer... ? Questions like these need answers.. right?"

"Please don't start throwing tea bags at me... this is also a data that will be used to provide tax credits for non-gender-specific married couples, and that includes adoptions, retail health-care product purchase, and human fertility supply chains nationwide," assures Dr Rothbein; "as couples apply family planning to their choices in fertility. We will have determined the instant of conception, and new depreciation tables can be calculated with new actuary charts of life expectancy."

Heavy stuff there Doc, and we salute your tenacity to plan for the future. We are naming you "Family Plan Man of the Year."

The Dance

by Compostholestoy

Now the songs will have context, listen again and imagine the story. Is it like you had already imagined? In any case, Dance ! Opa a fresh can and remember many palikars call you The Big Souvlaki!!

Manolios the Shepherd sends his greetings and Old Ladis reminds you that you owe him money. The widow is jealous of your present happiness, but I have my hand on her breast as I write and she is willing, with a sigh, to bless your entire family. The Raki is gone, I smash my glass to your health and three others to your children. With my kerchief I wipe my tears for your honest wife and the trouble she must put up with! You scoundrel, have pity on her. Can you hear us all hereas we sing these songs, with wet eyes for your absence among us. More food !!..before we shame ourselves andmake you think we've turned into women.

"Opa," raise the pistol and fire "Patrizio Lives, and Lives Well!!" We remember you always and with a sprig of basil in your ear, a brush in your teeth and a guitar slung over your shoulder - a waist of 36 and a drip of sweat on the end of your nose. Palikir, we salute you!!