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Monday, December 05, 2011

Why Science Fiction Writers are Like Porn Stars

How to Review a Writer
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Dec 5, 2011 | Bryan TX

Here follows a really good article about writing. Click to LINK and read on ...


Why Science Fiction Writers are Like Porn Stars:
" ... Porn stars and genre writers are both trying, in very different ways, to satisfy a basic human need for a transcendent experience, something that takes you out of yourself. People — who feel imprisoned in these bodies, these lives, these surroundings — crave escapism and fantasy, but also a feeling of connection to a world where implausible things happen. (For most people, having sex with an actual porn star probably counts as "implausible.") ... "
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http://io9.com/5856158/why-science-fiction-writers-are-like-porn-stars
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/sexdrive/2008/07/sexdrive_0718
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Thursday, September 10, 2009

Which Image Makes You Hungry enough to Salivate ?


Suppose you are cruising the 24-hour Safeway around midnight with aurum fossura Muncheritis majorous, ... and by the meat counters you see these three posters...

Which theme makes you salivate, and makes your gut growl?
"A ; B ; or C ? Be Honest... "





Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Earmarks? Are those like Skidmarks?

Retrieved by Pat Darnell and the Litter



God, History and You [HERE]

Briefly: Earmarks
Thursday, March 12
During his Presidential campaign, then Senator Barack Obama vowed to fight this policy that was referred to as 'earmarking', or 'earmarks'. I seem to remember that...am I mistaken? At the time, I thought I had a pretty good handle on what, exactly, earmarking was - based on the conversational context, inference, etc. As I am reading today's Washington Post article on our now President Obama's signing of a $410 billion spending bill that includes these notorious earmarks, I'm now wondering - do I understand earmarking? HERE)

Call it Pork, call it Foxy; we, the last of the Boomers, are just doing to society what has been done to us for our whole lives: Prodded and poked, experimented on and over- analyzed from childhood. Tangents of psychology have been used by its agents to unlock late blooming Boomer's behavior and isolate it, remove all other possibilities, and punish "the first ever batch of Understood Children" to hatch out a virtual developing market in the USA... with dangerous "has-went by the wayside" products.

Destroying hope and capitalizing on plenty of brains to mess with... inventing Brain Industries, NASA and militaristic agencies that skirt God, and develop their own self-guided bluffing humanism organizations... based on experimentation of a boomer group third sons and daughters, only to vamp the age we live in. We go about our work criminalized, and apish.
[MooPig\ pdnf\ I got a bone to pick right here]

As you can see, one fact stands out pretty clearly: Alaska bags a lot of earmarks. The runner up states tend to be smallish states. And that's a clear effect of the disproportionate weight small states get in the senate. But, still, Alaska gets almost four times more in federal earmark dollars than the next runner up, Hawaii.

Another interesting way to look at this is, look at the top three states: Alaska, Hawaii, and West Virginia. All smallish states but each also have senators that have been in office, respectively from 1968 (Stevens), 1963 (Inouye) and 1959 (Byrd).

Earmarks can be a good thing. An example of an earmark that we should be outraged at:

In the emergency stimulus bill (you know, the massive one that was suppose to turn our economy around), Harry Reid included an earmark to double the budget of the Pacific Salmon Foundation. He then added a provision in the bill to allow Nevada (which doesn't border the Pacific) access to said Pacific Salmon money.

The real problem with earmarks is when they have nothing to do with the bill they are included in. It is a way of sneaking money out of the treasury under the cover of night. (Andy D; HERE)

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Empowered to do something about National Pork





Since we are keeping it real... or surreal... I have a big question for the Presidential Debates this coming week.

For Barack Obama: "Do you eat pork?"

For John McCain: "Do you use and endorse Viagra?"

That's all I want to know; really. I wonder if ever anyone will ever actually look at the spirit of the debate this year. What I see is that the candidates keep going around thinking they are conducting business as usual. What is different?

Pressure on these candidates; does it come from political ranks? NO.. pressure is coming from MySpace, FaceBook, WordPress, and all the GoogleMegaPlex Tools. Yep, that's right!

My thirteen year old is putting pressure on Executive / Judicial / Legislature. The beginning of a voice of the people is finally arrived over two hundred years after it was written into our cherished balance of power documents of USA.

Poor, tired, rudderless politicians; I can see it in their faces at every new dawn, at each turn of a page. Hiding all his papers from his past, Obama is certainly on a trail of self-destruction. A savvy eighth grader can find voids in the path to his candidacy for Prez.

McCain, you have been so long in the saddle -- you don't even know that cover-up, and scratch my back I'll scratch yours politics are not part of the bylaws of the US government. In the near future your busy schedule could be put on hold all day by one call about a 3 minute YouTube v-log article.

You two can run, or jog, but you will not be able to hide anymore. You are very, very brave -- or total socio-paths -- to run for Prez in this decade...

Fellows, you are either extremely advanced or extremely ignorant. Hannity's America, check it out... Campaign Connections.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

MooPig Vengeance Department

Shock Jock or not, Nobody messes with Dolly, eh?

Portnoy's Complaint, 1969: "..
A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy until they die.."(Philip Roth; U.S. Novelist)

My fellow pigsters, how shall we conscript vengeance on Howard Tzvi Stern? Shall we call upon the great FZ who Stern aspires to be, and dash Sterns fraudulent NY minit arse to pergola?

"Stern broadcast edited portions of her self-narrated audio book to form several beyond-filthy phrases. (Like, seriously: NSFW. This is the kind of stuff you imagine hearing at a 4 a.m. "Aristocrats" session around Bob Saget's jacuzzi after a night of Tuaca shots and blow. As such, it's hilarious.) Parton has had a listen, and released this statement in response:"
"'I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life,'"
"'I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this.'"

"'If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this'"

More on this:
Parton 'Shocked' at Raunchy Stern Bit, By Jonathan Cohen, Reuters
Posted: 2008-05-15 11:56:20

".. Dolly Parton's livid at a bit on Howard Stern's Sirius satellite radio show that alters the content of her recent audio book. In the edited clip, Parton appears to make racist statements and accuse Kenny Rogers of violating young boys. .."

Howard Stern jilted over what dribbles off his tongue...
Leave Dolly Alone !!!!! Stern is on report....!!!

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