Shock Jock or not, Nobody messes with Dolly, eh?Portnoy's Complaint, 1969: ".. A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy until they die.."(Philip Roth; U.S. Novelist)
My fellow pigsters, how shall we conscript vengeance on Howard Tzvi Stern? Shall we call upon the great FZ who Stern aspires to be, and dash Sterns fraudulent NY minit arse to pergola?
"Stern broadcast edited portions of her self-narrated audio book to form several beyond-filthy phrases. (Like,
seriously: NSFW. This is the kind of stuff you imagine hearing at a 4 a.m. "Aristocrats" session around Bob Saget's jacuzzi after a night of Tuaca shots and blow. As such, it's hilarious.) Parton has had a listen, and released this statement in response:" "'I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life,'""'I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this.'"
"'If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this'"
Parton 'Shocked' at Raunchy Stern Bit, By Jonathan Cohen, Reuters
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