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Saturday, October 26, 2013

MooPig Tech Coroner :: "Pacific Ocean, PART 2"

"After we left Japan it felt as if the ocean itself was dead,'' Macfadyen says.
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 26, 2013  |  Bryan TX

[Picture LINK] Photo: Lindsey Hoshaw
"I've done a lot of miles on the ocean in my life and I'm used to seeing turtles, dolphins, sharks and big flurries of feeding birds. But this time, for 3000 nautical miles there was nothing alive to be seen. (GREG RAY. Oct. 18, 2013. LINK)"
The ocean is broken | Newcastle Herald: EXCERPT  |  " ... The wind still whipped the sails and whistled in the rigging. The waves still sloshed against the fibreglass hull. And there were plenty of other noises: muffled thuds and bumps and scrapes as the boat knocked against pieces of debris.

" ... What was missing was the cries of the seabirds which, on all previous similar voyages, had surrounded the boat. The birds were missing because the fish were missing.

" ... Exactly 10 years before, when Newcastle yachtsman Ivan Macfadyen had sailed exactly the same course from Melbourne to Osaka, all he'd had to do to catch a fish from the ocean between Brisbane and Japan was throw out a baited line. ... "

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CONCLUSION
No fish, no turtles, no teaming gaggle of birds, no whales, no life... EQUALS... a dead Pacific Ocean. Every so often we at MooPig mourn the passing of a technology that has gone by the wayside due to modern, supply side driven technologies. Today, we mourn the passing of a very large technical part of the earth -- the Pacific Ocean. It has been polluted to its breaking point by civilization who does it in the name of "clean energy:" in the name of "security:" and in the name of "progress."

" ... What is the greatest threat to humanity? We are, of course….and our technology. Like a dangerous weapon in the hands of a child, technology has overtaken our capacity to control potential consequences. Oxford University’s Future of Humanity Institute, led by director Nick Bostrom, says we have entered this new kind of technological era that we have no track record of surviving.

Our technological intelligence may have the potential for creating a better world, but so far, in areas of the economy, genetics and biologics, arms and warfare, security and surveillance, as well as the environment and energy, technology is also completely indifferent to the law of unintended consequences.

Fukushima is what happens when we have the moral responsibility of infants and the technology of adults. (Dr Caldicott. March, 2011. LINK)... "

_______________________Reference
http://www.theherald.com.au/story/1848433/the-ocean-is-broken/
http://www.collapsingintoconsciousness.com/at-the-very-least-your-days-of-eating-pacific-ocean-fish-are-over/ 
http://www.alaskadispatch.com/article/haarp-conspiracies-guide-most-far-out-theories-behind-government-research-alaska 
http://www.syfy.com/joeroganquestionseverything
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/04/08/11083494-fur-loss-open-sores-seen-in-polar-bears http://birthofanewearth.blogspot.com/2012/01/seals-are-dying-due-to-radiation-from_01.html
http://youtu.be/eMmaduq-5bw
http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2013-03-31/fukushima-radiation-causing-epidemic-dead-and-starving-sea-lions-california 
http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2011/04/fda-refuses-to-test-fish-for-radioactivity-government-pretends-radioactive-fish-is-safe.html 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/vivian-norris-de-montaigu/deadly-silence-on-fukushi_b_859241.html http://enenews.com/study-contaminated-water-from-fukushima-reactors-could-double-radioactivity-levels-along-us-west-coast-in-5-years-we-were-surprised-at-how-quickly-the-tracer-spread-video http://sccc.org.au/pages/The-Food-Lab.html
http://www.smh.com.au/environment/the-ocean-is-broken-20131018-2vs7v.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/09/moopig-tech-coroner-pacific-ocean.html


Sunday, September 08, 2013

MooPig Tech Coroner :: "Pacific Ocean"

Japan is – by orders of magnitude – many times worse than Chernobyl
Mashed articles by Pat Darnell | Sep 8, 2013 | Bryan TX



"... The overwhelming scientific consensus is that there is no safe level of radiation … and radiation consumed and taken into the body is much more dangerous than background radiation ... scientists tagged a bluefin tuna and found that it crossed between Japan and the West Coast three times in 600 days: All Pacific migratory fish are likely Fukushima contaminated ... It’s more than obvious that TEPCO officials have no idea what they’re doing, and the big question is why aren’t world governments jumping in to contain what’s going on? Meanwhile, the Pacific Ocean may very well be dying. (Gary Stamper. N.D. LINK)"


At the Very Least, Your Days of Eating Pacific Ocean Fish Are Over | Collapsing Into Consciousness: "It now appears that anywhere from 300 to possibly over 450 tons of contaminated water that contains radioactive iodine, cesium, and strontium-89 and 90, is flooding into the Pacific Ocean from the Fukushima Daichi site everyday. To give you an idea of how bad that actually is, Japanese experts estimate Fukushima’s fallout at 20-30 times as high as as the Hiroshima and Nagasaki nuclear bombings in 1945 There’s a lot you're not being told. Oh, the information is out there, but you have to dig pretty deep to find it, and you won't find it on the corporate-owned evening news."

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Today I suggest we make it rain on Syria. But no ... wait ... any climate manipulation usually causes violent weather in other parts of the world. At one time I did not realize this, and suggested we use climate manipulation as a weapon against our foes in wars all over the mideast. There is some rumors that the USA manipulated climate patterns and made it pour down rain on the VC Ho Chi Min Trail during Vietnam War.

If the USA did it before then there must be some information out there about climate manipulation. For instance, there is the gnawing feeling in my gut about clandestine operations of HAARP, a military-funded project called the High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP), located on remote tundra in Alaska, and other places around the world. "Conspiratorial Theories" of HAARP's purpose are all we plebeians have in this age of information. I watched Joe Rogan's Question Everything on SyFy channel, and it was described that when you focus radio waves into the earth, it can cause earthquakes.

But the only real way to know what is going on, we must observe nature -- "Environment" -- sightings of ailing wildlife warrants a declaration of an Unusual Mortality Event by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration on December 20, 2011," the USGS stated.
An MSNBC article in April of 2012 reported that seals and polar bears were found to have “external maladies” that consisted of fur loss and open sores, obvious signs of radiation burns from the Fukushima meltdown, despite the conclusions of the article.  (Miguel Llanos, NBC News. April 8, 2012. LINK)
We must remain skeptical when it comes to Internet information; I know doctors always cringe when I bring some topic up from my Web surfing. But seldom has a cataclysmic event ever been witnessed by Internet users and TV viewing people of the world, as the Japanese Earthquake-Tsunami-Nuclear Disaster. Agreed? It is really happening.

And folks of every walk in life know that radiation does not "go away." It lingers for thousands of years. German Scientists have calculated the dispersion of Cs-137 in the Pacific Ocean:



Radioactive debris from Fukushima, Kyodo, will full-on cover the western shores of the North American continent by 2015. Just two years from now we will get a full dose of radiation. Evidence is all around the Pacific Ocean.

Some of us may think this Japanese Earthquake-Tsunami-Nuclear Disaster is old news, but it is only just beginning:
Researchers find high cesium in some Pacific plankton

Scientists said Tuesday they have detected radioactive cesium from the Fukushima No. 1 nuclear plant in plankton collected from all 10 points in the Pacific they checked, with the highest levels at around 25 degrees north latitude and 150 degrees west longitude. [...]

The researchers collected plankton at 10 points in the Pacific from off Hokkaido to Guam between January and February 2012.

They detected cesium-134 in plankton at all 10 points. The density of radioactive cesium was the highest at 8.2 to 10.5 becquerels per kilogram in samples collected from waters around 25 degrees north latitude and 150 degrees west longitude. [...]

The density of cesium in seawater was highest in waters at around latitude 36 to 40 degrees north, the team said. (May 22, 2013. enews. LINK) [...]
SUMMARY
We have questions, but information is not focused enough to come up with answers. Is Fukushima Radiation Causing the Epidemic of Dead and Starving Sea Lions In California?

SEALS ARE DYING DUE TO RADIATION FROM FUKUSHIMA: BLEEDING SORES, HAIR LOSS, DAMAGED FLIPPERS, WHY?

WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE PACIFIC OCEAN FOOD CHAIN? Plankton, and the radiation they contain, moves right up the food chain through fish, whales, seals, etc., and when larger fish eat smaller fish.

Highest levels of Fukushima contamination in plankton already found east of Hawaii? Unlike some other compounds, radioactive cesium does not quickly sink to the sea bottom but remains dispersed in the water column, from the surface to the ocean floor. Fish can swim right through it, ingesting it through their gills, by taking in seawater or by eating organisms that have already taken it in.

CONCLUSION
" ... What is the greatest threat to humanity? We are, of course….and our technology. Like a dangerous weapon in the hands of a child, technology has overtaken our capacity to control potential consequences. Oxford University’s Future of Humanity Institute, led by director Nick Bostrom, says we have entered this new kind of technological era that we have no track record of surviving.

Our technological intelligence may have the potential for creating a better world, but so far, in areas of the economy, genetics and biologics, arms and warfare, security and surveillance, as well as the environment and energy, technology is also completely indifferent to the law of unintended consequences.

Fukushima is what happens when we have the moral responsibility of infants and the technology of adults. (Dr Caldicott. March, 2011. LINK)... "


UPDATE
Many commentators are saying it is two year old news. Which is true. These installations were built out of Vietnam War era specifications. Jesse Ventura did an expose on HAARP a while a go, and the youTube 's have all been taken down.

HAARP, or the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program, was developed by international oil companies as a high-powered way to communicate with submarines utilizing extremely low frequency (ELF) radio waves to penetrate the ocean. When the U.S. military realized its potency, it bought HAARP.

Jesse Ventura in his new TV show Conspiracy Theory investigates HAARP which is housed in a massive 35 acre, 180 tower complex in Gakona, AK. The antennas can shoot 3.6 million watts of powerful radio waves into the uppermost part of the Earth's atmosphere, heating it up and creating irregularities that cause the ionosphere to bounce the radio signals back to the ground. But many skeptical Alaskans believe that HAARP is actually a sophisticated weapons system that can destroy incoming missiles, manipulate the weather and even control human brains.
Tags: Conspiracy Theory HAARP Jesse Ventura (Darnell, Pat. Dec 9, 2009. LINK) ... "

_______________________Reference
http://www.collapsingintoconsciousness.com/at-the-very-least-your-days-of-eating-pacific-ocean-fish-are-over/
http://www.alaskadispatch.com/article/haarp-conspiracies-guide-most-far-out-theories-behind-government-research-alaska
http://www.syfy.com/joeroganquestionseverything
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/04/08/11083494-fur-loss-open-sores-seen-in-polar-bears
http://birthofanewearth.blogspot.com/2012/01/seals-are-dying-due-to-radiation-from_01.html
http://youtu.be/eMmaduq-5bw
http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2013-03-31/fukushima-radiation-causing-epidemic-dead-and-starving-sea-lions-california
http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2011/04/fda-refuses-to-test-fish-for-radioactivity-government-pretends-radioactive-fish-is-safe.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/vivian-norris-de-montaigu/deadly-silence-on-fukushi_b_859241.html
http://enenews.com/study-contaminated-water-from-fukushima-reactors-could-double-radioactivity-levels-along-us-west-coast-in-5-years-we-were-surprised-at-how-quickly-the-tracer-spread-video
http://sccc.org.au/pages/The-Food-Lab.html

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

MooPig Under Water Discovery Department :: "Aquatic Humanoids"

MooPig Movie Reviews -- Mockumentary
Sorted by Pat Darnell  |  May 28, 2013  |  Bryan TX

[Picture LINK]

U.S. CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF MERMAIDS | Weekly World News: "The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) confirmed that mermaids exist and that they are growing in numbers. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reportedly published a post on their “Ocean Facts” newsfeed titled “Conclusive Evidence of  the Existence of Aquatic Humanoids.” ( Frank Lake on May 16, 2013 LINK) ... "

'via Blog this'
I watched the episode on Animal Planet last night. It was a doozy. Fake, but a doozy of a dossier.
By Jktorres28 on May 28, 2013 at 3:30 am
Posted In: Uncategorized
On “Mermaids: The New Evidence,” Animal Planet revisited its documentary about the existence of mermaids from last year, “Mermaids: The Body Found.” Biologist Dr. Paul Robertson returned with what appeared to be brand new footage of the alleged mythical creatures, allegedly taken this spring in the Greenland Sea.
Viewers were glued to the TV watching the new special, getting “Mermaids: The New Evidence” trending on Twitter.
But the whole thing is a hoax — the original documentary was revealed to be staged. Discovery, Animal Planet’s parent company, described the program as “science fiction” based on “scientific theory.”
The executive producer of “Mermaids: The New Evidence” told the Mother Nature Network that he wanted people to think it was real — that’s why they made it look like a documentary.
And The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration maintains, “Mermaids: The New Evidence” is just entertainment. Its website reads: “No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found. Why, then, do they occupy the collective unconscious of nearly all seafaring peoples? That’s a question best left to historians, philosophers, and anthropologists.”
TV Replay scours the vast television landscape to find the most interesting, amusing, and, on a good day, amazing moments, and delivers them right to your browser.
Entertainment on HuffingtonPost.com

One or two cryptic Comments on the above spoof:

MrX · 1 week ago
I Served in the Military, u would be shocked at what the public dont know, probably for the best in my opinion.

-- to which Roger replied --

Roger · 6 days ago
MrX your full of it my Father was military my uncle was military my cousin was military I was military and my son is Military we're all retired military except my son who is a military intelligence Officer and you're full of it.

-- to which "None" replied --

None · 1 hour ago
Roger don't deny the fact that the military keeps so many things within their little "community hole" I'm in the military. Grew up in a family who served in the military. I also married a military officer. There are just things that they keep from the public.

-- to which Allen replied --

Allen Stribling · 18 hours ago
Ok, lets say they are real, would this mean ? they own the ocean, ? Do they have rights? Something to think about.

-- final answer ? --

THE TURBAN LEGEND · 1 day ago
Mermaids: The Body Found was/is fake. The researchers were actors check IMDB. (LINK)

CONCLUSION
After “Mermaids: The Body Found” premiered, NOAA issued a statement: “No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found. Why, then, do they occupy the collective unconscious of nearly all seafaring peoples? That’s a question best left to historians, philosophers, and anthropologists.”

But we still wonder.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

MooPig's Vacation Like the Kennedy's :: "Carnival Cruise 'Dream'"

Re-hashed by Pat Darnell  |  Mar 15, 2013  |  Bryan TX

[Picture LINK]

New Ad Reflects the Reality of a Carnival Cruise | Mad Magazine: "For the second time in a month, a Carnival Cruise ship — this one called “The Dream” and henceforth known as “The Nightmare” — is suffering power outages and pesky plumbing problems.

Note: by “pesky plumbing problems,” we mean what passengers call “large amount of human waste all over the floor in bathrooms and staterooms.” On the positive side, we hear the view from the stench-ridden cabins is lovely this time of year. "

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______________________Reference
http://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2013/03/14/new-ad-reflects-the-reality-of-a-carnival-cruise
http://www.popfunk.com/mens-tees/warner-bros-television/mad-magazine.html
http://www.heavy.com/regions/2013/03/carnival-cruise-dream-sewage-disaster/
http://www.wbay.com/story/21641409/2013/03/14/stranded-carnival-dream-passengers-flying-home

Monday, December 31, 2012

MooPig FWD Email :: I don't Need No Stinkin' Fiscal Cliff

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Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 31, 2012  |  Bryan TX
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Friday, March 30, 2012

"On Knowing What Gives Us Pleasure," by Samuel Butler - Classic British Essays - Classic Essays, Speeches, and Letters

"On Knowing What Gives Us Pleasure," by Samuel Butler - Classic British Essays - Classic Essays, Speeches, and Letters:

Samuel Butler spoke a hundred years before faceBook in his "The Way of All Flesh (1903), a biting document of Victorian sensibility." In the following essay, drawn from The Note-Books of Samuel Butler, he encourages us to be honest about expressing our likes and dislikes--"to make sure of our ground and be quite certain that we really do like a thing before we say we do."

'via Blog this'
"...A man had better stick to known and proved pleasures, but, if he will venture in quest of new ones, he should not do so with a light heart. (Samuel Butler) ..."
When we "LIKE" something today on faceBook, it means we "read it." And, we acknowledge that a clever attempt at a clever comment has been made by our friends and acquaintances.

Then out of the cacophony of chatter, commentary, and silly-gisms we derive our windfall of pleasure.


______________________Reference
http://grammar.about.com/od/classicessays/a/butlerpleasure.htm

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Caught in Boothbay Harbor

Boothbay Harbor
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Feb 22, 2012 | Bryan TX

[Picture, Oil on Canvas, by Patrick Darnell]

Giant Lobster Dropped Off At Maine Aquarium - Portland News Story - WMTW Portland:
WEST BOOTHBAY HARBOR, Maine -- The Maine State Aquarium in West Boothbay Harbor says it has received a giant lobster weighing 27 pounds.
Aquarium officials said the lobster was brought in on Monday by a member of the Maine Marine Patrol.
They believe a shrimp dragger accidentally caught the lobster. Aquarium officials are still trying to figure out the exact details.
The lobster is the largest one ever brought to the aquarium.

Read more: http://www.wmtw.com/news/30516567/detail.html#ixzz1nAPkDDz5


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__________________Reference
http://moopigpaint.blogspot.com/2009/01/blog-post.html
http://www.wmtw.com/r/30516567/detail.html

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Which Image Makes You Hungry enough to Salivate ?


Suppose you are cruising the 24-hour Safeway around midnight with aurum fossura Muncheritis majorous, ... and by the meat counters you see these three posters...

Which theme makes you salivate, and makes your gut growl?
"A ; B ; or C ? Be Honest... "





Saturday, September 13, 2008





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