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Wednesday, November 13, 2013

MooPig Trend Spotter :: "Who has all the Money?"

Watch and Think
youtube capture by Pat Darnell | Nov 13, 2013 | Bryan TX






TRANSCRIPT
0:00there's a chart SR recently that I can't get out of my head
0:03Harvard Business professor and economist ass more than 5,000 Americans
0:08how they thought well was distributed in the United States
0:12this is what they said they thought it was dividing the country into five rough
0:15group at the top bottom
0:17and middle 3 20 percent group they asked people
0:21how they thought the wealth in this country was divided NES them
0:25what they thought was the ideal distribution and ninety-two percent
0:29that at least nine outta 10 a.m. said it should be more like this
0:33in other words more equitable than they think it is
0:37now that fact is telling admittedly the notion that most Americans know that the
0:41system is
0:42already skewed unfairly to what's most interesting to me
0:46is the reality compared to our perception the ideal
0:50is as far removed from our perception is reality
0:54as the actual distribution is from what we think
0:57exists in this country so ignore the ideal for a moment
1:01here's what we think it is again and here
1:04is the actual distributional shockingly skewed
1:08not only to the bottom 20 percent and the next 20 percent
1:12the bottom forty percent of Americans barely have
1:16any the wealth I mean it's hard even see them on the chart
1:20but the top one percent has more of the country's wealth
1:24then nine out of 10 Americans believe the entire top 20 percent should have
1:29mind-blowing but let's look at it another way because
1:33I find this chart kinda difficult to wrap my head around instead let's reduce
1:37the 311 million Americans to
1:40just a representative 100 people make it simple
1:44here they are teachers coaches firefighters construction workers
1:49engineers doctors lawyers some investment bankers the CEO
1:53may be a celebrity culture now let's line him up according to their wealth
1:57poorest people on the left wealthiest on the right just a steady row folks based
2:02on their net worth
2:03color coding like we did before based on which 20 percent quintile they volunteer
2:09now let's reduce the total wealth the United States
2:12which was roughly fifty four trillion dollars in 2009
2:16to this symbolic pi love cash and let's distributed
2:21among our 100 Americans well appear socialism
2:25all the wealth of the country distributed equally we all know that
2:28will work
2:29we need to encourage people to work can work hard to achieve that goal American
2:33Dream and keep our country moving forward
2:36so hears that night deal
2:39we asked everyone about something like this occur
2:42this isn't to bed we've got some incentive as the wealthiest folks are
2:46now about
2:4710 to 20 times better off in the poorest Americans
2:51but hey even the poor folks aren't actually poor
2:54since the poverty line is stated almost entirely off the chart
2:58we have a super healthy middle-class with a smooth transition into wealth
3:03and yes Republicans and Democrats alike chose this curve nine out of 10 people
3:09ninety-two percent said this was a nice ideal distribution of America's wealth
3:14the let's move on this is what people think
3:18America's wealth distribution actually looks like not as equitable clearly
3:23but for me even this still looks pretty great
3:26yes the poorest 20 to 30 percent are starting to suffer quite a lot compared
3:31to the ideal
3:33in the middle class is certainly struggling more than they were
3:36while the rich in wealthier making roughly a hundred times that of the
3:40poorest Americans
3:41in about ten times that if the still healthy middle-class
3:44sadly this isn't even close to the reality
3:48here is the actual distribution of wealth in America
3:52the poorest Americans don't even register
3:56they're down to pocket change and the middle class
4:00is barely distinguishable from the poor in fact
4:03even the rich between the top 10 in 20 percentile
4:07are worse off only the top 10 percent or better off
4:10and how much better off so much better off the top
4:14to 25 percent were actually of the chart
4:17at this scale and the top one percent
4:20this can were his stack of money stretch is ten times higher than we can show
4:27here's his stack of cash re stacked all by itself
4:31this is the top one percent we've been hearing so much about
4:34so much green in his pockets that I have to give him a whole new column his own
4:39because he won't fit on my chart 1 percent of America has
4:43forty percent of all the nation's wealth
4:46the bottom eighty percent 8 out of every 10 people
4:50work a Dr these 100 only has
4:53seven-percent between them in this
4:56only gotten worse in the last twenty to thirty years
4:59while the richest 1 percent take home almost a quarter
5:03the national income today in 1976
5:06they took home only nine percent meaning their share of income has nearly tripled
5:10in the last thirty years
5:13the top one percent own half the country stocks bonds and mutual funds
5:18the bottom 50 percent of Americans only
5:21half a percent these investments which means
5:25P aren't investing they're just scraping by I'm sure many of these wealthy people
5:29have worked very hard for their money
5:31but do you really believe that the CEO was working
5:34380 times harder his average
5:38employees not as lowest-paid employees not the janitor
5:42but the average earner in his company the average worker needs to work more
5:46than a month
5:47turn with the CEO makes in one our
5:51we certainly don't have to go all the way to socialism to find something that
5:55is fair
5:56for hard-working Americans we don't even have to achieve what most of us consider
6:00might be
6:01ideal all we need to do is wake up
6:04in reliance that the reality in this country
6:08is not it all what we think it is
6:11gone

Saturday, March 09, 2013

MooPig Creative Counsel Department :: "The 'illions Deficit"

Are we Perplexed about a $14 Trillion Debt?
Found in the creases by Pat Darnell  |  Mar 9, 2013  |  Bryan TX
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Glenn Thrush $14 trillion budget deficit: Politico overestimates deficit by 1600 percent.: "Now, here's the thing: If the deficit really were scheduled to reach $14 trillion in fiscal year 2013, sensible people would be freaking out. But the actual projection is that the deficit will equal $845 billion. As the old saw goes, all the numbers that end in "illion" sound the same to people. But Thrush is overstating the deficit by about 1600 percent here. In other words, the actual deficit is about $13,155,000,000,000 smaller than Thrush thinks it is."

'via Blog this'

And we thought obesity was the national threat! Here go loud mouthed politicians, loud like screaming infants in the middle of a room, getting in the way and trying to take everyone down with lies and misdirection, and gross exaggerations. Matthew Yglesias concludes:
" ... What's remarkable here isn't the occurrence of an error in the article. It's not a piece about fiscal policy, and Thrush isn't a budget specialist. It's how little difference the error makes in practice. The people who are very upset about the "$14 trillion" deficit aren't going to become less upset about it when they realize it's only $845 billion, anymore than the people worried about "out of control" government spending become less worried when they learn that government spending has been flat for almost three years. (Matthew Yglesias | Posted Monday, Feb. 11, 2013. LINK) ... "
In other words "The budget deficit would fall below $1 trillion under President Obama for the first time in 2013 and would drop to $430 billion by 2015, according to CBO’s annual fiscal outlook. (Erik Wasson- 02/05/13. LINK) "

So, next time you hear blundering, bombastic, blithering non-economists, who never completed a day's work their whole life, talking about the 14 trillion dollar debt ... JUST SAY NO!!


___________________Reference
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/02/11/glenn_thrush_14_trillion_budget_deficit_political_overestimates_deficit.html?wpisrc=obinsite
http://www.disclose.tv/forum/what-does-a-trillion-dollars-look-like-t7771.html
http://dyn.politico.com/printstory.cfm?uuid=010C7748-8BC6-428D-BC5D-93480129BC21
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324900204578286050023564998.html
http://www.blogrunner.com/snapshot/D/5/5/cbo_projects_845b_budget_deficit_for_2013/

Thursday, January 17, 2013

More News from Chicago :: "Chicago pays $22.5 MILLION to woman who was gang raped..."

"Two Bizarre Cases with the City's Finest at Fault"
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Jan 17, 2013 | Bryan TX

[Picture LINK] City agrees today to give the staggering sum to Christina Eilman who was released from police custody into a high-crime area where she was gang raped and plummeted from a seventh floor window...




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City of Chicago to pay millions to settle cases of wrongfully convicted man Alton Logan, raped woman Christina Eilman who fell from window | abc7chicago.com: "January 15, 2013 (CHICAGO) (WLS) -- A man wrongfully convicted of murder and a woman who fell from a seventh-floor window after being raped could both receive millions of dollars in settlements from the city of Chicago.

Alton Logan was freed in 2008 after spending 26 years in prison for a murder he did not commit. Logan says detectives under now-convicted former Area 2 Commander Jon Burge were behind the coverup that led to his conviction for the murder of an off-duty Cook County corrections officer."

'via Blog this'

Homicides in Chicago were up 17% in 2012 from the previous year. It is reported that the total of 500 for the year hit in December before the year ended.
" ... McCarthy issued a statement declaring: “The city has seen its 500th homicide for 2012, a tragic number that is reflective of the gang violence and proliferation of illegal guns that have plagued some of our neighborhoods.”

While saying every homicide is unacceptable, he went on to laud the department’s overall crime reduction. (Jeremy Gorner and Peter Nickeas | Tribune reporters. December 28, 2012. Here) ... "



____________________Reference
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=8954998
http://www.myfoxchicago.com/story/20593424/city-council-to-vote-on-33-million-in-settlements-for-police-misconduct-cases-christina-eilman-alton-logan
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-12-28/news/chi-chicago-2012-homicide-toll-20121228_1_latest-homicide-500th-homicide-tragic-number
http://thebeerbarrel.net/threads/chicago-pays-22-5-million-to-woman-who-was-gang-raped.18686/

MooPig Snappy Come-backs Department :: 100 Things to say to Republicans

... The Federal Reserve is Privately Owned ...
Op/Ed snagged by Pat Darnell | Jan 17, 2013 | Bryan TX
" ... Unfortunately for all those still clinging to shreds of their tattered right-wing bubble, Republican states overwhelmingly take in more federal dollars than they pay in federal income tax, while Democratic states are net givers. Democratic states are the ones giving gifts, in the form of our tax dollars, to the poor Republican states. Fox rhetoric doesn’t fit the facts.
" ... None of these Republican pundits are willing to admit that they lost the election because their candidate and his message rubbed most voters the wrong way. Most Americans could not stomach rich Mitt and his plutocratic, rule-by-wealth economic policies. We witnessed an epic, good-versus-evil battle for our electoral souls in this past election with the Democratic thesis, “We are all in this together,” clashing mightily with the Republican antithesis, “Every man for himself.” ( Mike Kirchubel. From page A8 | November 26, 2012. |  Thursday, January 17, 2013. HERE ) ... "
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     100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican (HUMOR) | Addicting Info:
" [ ... ]
45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight.
46. Waterboarding IS torture.
47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.
49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians.
51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
52. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
54. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving.
55. God is a particle.
56. Evolution is real.
57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery."
[ ... ]

'via Blog this'

[ ... ]
95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that’s why Republicans do it.
96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time! Bottom line? If you want to anger a conservative, tell them the truth.
(Stephen D. Foster Jr. 2013/01/14. HERE) ..."

________________________________Reference
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/01/14/100-things-you-can-say-to-irritate-a-republican/
http://www.dailyrepublic.com/opinion/localopinioncolumnists/2012-election-post-mortem-part-2/

To be fair, here is shit Republicans say:
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/01/shit-racist-republicans-say-about-black-people/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/03/rick-santorum-almost-calls-obama-the-n-word-in-campaign-speech-but-did-he-mean-it/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/09/ann-coulter-o-j-simpson-verdict-best-thing-happen-to-blacks/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2011/11/herman-cain-a-koch-brothers-brother-from-another-mother-member-of-the-koch-koon-klan/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/02/who-needs-black-history-month-when-you-have-newt-gingrich-red-tails-the-republican-party/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/01/rick-santorum-i-dont-want-to-make-black-peoples-lives-better-by-giving-them-other-peoples-money/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/04/huey-p-newton-condemns-new-black-panthers-zimmermans-challenge-eric-holder/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/03/obama_on_trayvon-martin/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/03/derrick-bell-fallout-fighting-for-the-full-and-equal-rights-of-black-people-is-most-certainly-anti-white-racism/

http://guycodeblog.mtv.com/2012/03/02/republican-or-rapper-the-quiz/   ... included below...
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... That's why we made this quiz, which poses the never-before-asked question: Who said it: Republican or rapper?

1. "I stand for what I believe in--family, God and honor."

2. "Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets."

3. "I'll die on that hill"

4. "I'll die before I lose, cause I was born to win."

5. "I want black people to be free"

6. "I want to shift the entire planet. And I'm doing it. I am now a famous person. I represent real power."

7. "Your child's future was the first to go with budget cuts."

8. "You wanna get rid of drug crime in this country? Fine, let's just get rid of all the drug laws."

9. "Men are basically little piglets. You drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it."

10. "Everybody wants a shot in this land of opportunity."

11. "You can say I’m a hater. But I would argue I’m a lover."

12. "When you closed your eyes I put my balls on your cheek."

13. "I purchased a gun when I was a young man."

14. "Come on, relax guy, I like gay men."

15. "Who let the dogs out"

Answers: 1-Rapper (Kendrick Lamar, "I Am (Interlude)"), 2-Republican (Mitt Romney), 3-Republican (Rick Santorum), 4-Rapper (Drake, "Congratulations"), 5-Rapper (Mos Def "Umi Say"), 6-Republican (Newt Gingrich), 7-Rapper (Lupe Fiasco, "I Never Said"), 8-Republican (Ron Paul), 9-Republican (Newt Gingrich), 10-Rapper (Nas, "Rule"), 11-Republican (Rick Santorum), 12-Rapper (Too Short, "Nothing Feels Better"), 13-Republican (Mitt Romney), 14-Rapper (Eminem "Criminal"), 15-Both (Baha Men and Mitt Romney)

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

FWD :: FWD Email; the LORD'S Baseball Game -- Continued -- Part Three

Ah--the Irish are so logical!
The Irish Millionaire

Mick, from Dublin ,appeared on
'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'
and towards the end of the program
had already won 500,000 pounds.


"You've done very well so far,"
said Chris Tarrant,
the show's presenter,
"but for a million pounds
you've only got one life-line left â€Ã¢€€Å“
phone a friend.
Everything is riding on this question.....
will you go for it?"

"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"

"Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?

a) Sparrow

b) Thrush,

c) Magpie,

d) Cuckoo?"

"I haven't got a clue." said Mick,

''so I'll use last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin ."

Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.

"Fookin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple.......
It's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure?"

"I'm fookin sure."

Mick hung up the phone and told Chris,
"I'll go wit Cuckoo as my answer."

"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.

"Dat it is, Sir."

There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer!
Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!"

The next night,
Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

"Tell me, Paddy?
How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"

"Because he lives in a Fookin clock!"

Thursday, April 02, 2009

MooPig Movie Critics Corner: Slumdog Millionaire has Great Caste

Adventures in Slum-X-ploitation
by Pat Darnell and the SlumPop Gang

There is no canine in Slumdog Millionaire. You will have to go see Marley and Me to get the dog parts. But the Slum flick is sidesplitting comedy, set in abundant happenstance of the toilet of Eurasia.

Regis Philbin must have been consulted, -- not -- but suspense is built with the use of Regis-like persona, in a zoot suit, scruffy beard, great hair, and a serious bad attitude. "Who wants to be a Millionaire?" screams the Bombay Bollywood doppelganger of Regis. Note: to be a millionaire there is a rate of exchange that comes out to be 50,350,200 Indian Rupees to 1 million US Dollars; implied.

Rated: R | Run time: 2 hrs | Genre: Dramas
Theatrical Release:Nov 12, 2008 Limited
Box Office: US$139,341,484 | or ... 7,008,896,155.8 Indian Rupees

Our hero and his heroine, it turns out, do not want to be millionaires. They of course just want to be with each other. Their situational lives as slumdogs makes that improbable. Odds are one in four that the one we follow from childhood to Romeo age -- Jamail -- will get the girl. We won't tell anymore about that, since you might want to go see it, or like us rent it for 89 cents at the Appletree Grocery Store.

So, Who wants to be a Millionaire, a rhetorical question if ever was one... the movie sriters must consider it a gift from the 19th and 20th century: let's take a clue from endearing literature,
On their arrival the cause of this hubbub was apparent to all. It was a young man whose portrait we can sketch in a few lines. Imagine to yourself Don Quixote at eighteen Don Quixote without his corselet his coat of mail and his cuistres.

Don Quixote clothed in a woollen doublet the blue colour of which had faded into a nameless shade between lees of wine and a heavenly azure. Imagine to yourself further a long brown face with high cheek bones a sign of cunning and enormously developed maxillary muscles an infallible sign by which a Gascon may always be known even without his barret cap.

But our young man wore a barret cap set off with a sort of feather He had an open and intelligent eye and a hooked but finely chiselled nose. Too big for a youth too small for a grown man an inexperienced eye might have taken him for a farmer's son upon a journey had it not been for the long sword which dangling from a leathern baldrick hit against the calves of its owner as he walked and against the rough side of his steed when he was on horseback The three musketeers By Alexandre Dumas, Auguste Maquet, William Robson
The Three Musketeers (Les Trois Mousquetaires) is a novel by Alexandre Dumas, père. It recounts the adventures of a young man named d'Artagnan after he leaves home to become a musketeer. d'Artagnan is not one of the musketeers of the title; those are his friends Athos, Porthos, and Aramis—inseparable friends who live by the motto "one for all, all for one" ("un pour tous, tous pour un").

Knowing this fact has the drama-seeking movie patron on the edge of his seat all the way through. This measly multiple choice question, that gives two of the Musketeers' names, only to ask: "who is the third Musketeer?" is all that keeps our swords sheathed, at rest, dangling from our leathern baldricks.

It turns out our controlled prime research, quantitive, costly surveys produced typical movie goers who answered unswervingly that they want to jump on the game show host -- like a Punjabi of the Navy jumps a stowaway on his freighter at midnight, after finishing a fifth of Johnny Walker Black Label -- and remove his nose with a close shave. Yes, it goes all the way, in that genre that no one in the US has a category for, yet.

But MooPig wants to help American Movie Labellings: It's called Caste. OK?

We find skulking in the wings, a whole new psychology in Slumdog Millionaire. For many this will open new portals to misunderstood youth. It will mother inventions of psychological studies and blabber for a century to come. If allowed, there could be extended visits by missionary trained Discovery Channel cinematographers to find the Bumbag secret "Key to your child's heart."

Final note: At this time no 'Gimme the Key' dialogue has been introduced to Slumdog Movie Mill of copious re-do's to follow this very successful movie; but it will come, it will come. WM, Waste Management, the new movie company, look out landfills, here they come.
[pd slummin']

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