MooPig Report from the Middle :: Judge NOT lest Ye be JUDGED ...

Every News Story, Every News Release is a LIE ...
Retrieved by Pat Darnell and the Cheep Shot Boys

There is one, at least one, after all, Universal Truth ... "Every one's shit stinks." That is universally true. When someone starts trying to tell another that his shit doesn't stink, any listener can be assured that this is a lie.
How does MooPig know this?

MooPig Department of Scatological Measurements has spent years proving that all shit stinks. "Basically it is the bacteria mixed in with blood, and other decaying organic materials that emits shit-like smells," said MooPig's Scatological Editor, Dr. Bean Thera, PhD Scatology. "The only example I can think of is if a Cow shat on the moon's surface where there is possibly only micro climate... well, then the shit might not stink. But that is so far fetched."

Far fetched is the catch word we were looking for. MooPig has some interesting facts on scatological overlays, but nothing to equal the squirting and leaking of shit coming from WikiLeaks ... brainchild of Julian Assange. He is a hybrid of Swedish neutrality, gone rogue on international scale. First off, the amount of shit leaked is unconquerable, but every word of it alters truth as we have read it for the past decade, or two.

The Julian Assange and associates' Wikileak fountain of leaking shit could eventually reach a billion documents. "The sheets of paper from the leak, put end to end would make it to the moon and back at least once ... ," Says MooPig's MooN Orbit Department head, "It's only a quarter million miles (238,857 miles) to the MooN; imagine that divided by eleven and a half inches of paper, as in end to end ..." explains Hoag Car Mikael, PhD Stardustology. "Easily there and back."

"The year has been a year of Leaks of murky shit. First the leak of unwanted garbage piled up in cities around the world, during labor strikes, then a leak of extinction level event with Event Horizon, ... er... I meant BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill Disaster .... you get what I mean..." said MooPig's Off Shore Drilling Department spokesperson, Gwenda Dose Dallas. "Now we have a leaking pile of shit that is almost the worst leak imaginable, Bureaucracy Documents, leaking in a fashion that belies our imaginary matrix of documentation within the Intelligence Community."

Never a truer word spoke, Gwenda. Comparing the document leakage shit to the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill Disaster is brilliant. In fact the hug of truth could become the mantra -- if WikiLeaks is telling the truth.

Since MooPig has founded its whole blog and bullshit on basis that everything we hear in the news is a lie; could Julian Assange have also made up this whole bit? Did this Swede dude fabricate 250,000 bureaucratic documents? Hmmmmm, we held a MooPig-Enterprise-wide powwow; and we pose this question to our network:

"Is this just simply another bombastic News hound patsy making shit up to pass the time away in his otherwise paltry life?"


That's our Report from the Middle, where all the shit stinks around here, where the Men are good looking, the women are strong, and the children are above average. [Thank you to the far fetched Garrison Keillor]

MooPig Site Review :: "This Administration is FECKLESS -- says leaked Documents"

How to Re-Package this Story.... Hmmmmm?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell and these Adjectives: counterproductive, ineffective, ineffectual, inefficient

Silvio Berlusconi is the leader of the Forza Italia party in Italy, and has been the Prime Minister, PM, of Italy three times. The 74 year old Prime Minister, Berlusconi, is not due to retire or run again for PM until 2013. However, he is failing on many fronts in Italian politics.

"However it finishes, there are grounds to be sceptical about the immediate future of the country," Il Sole 24 Ore, the financial daily often seen as the mouthpiece of the Italian business establishment, wrote in an editorial on Sunday. ... (Mackenzie, James\ Reuters. December 13, 2010. HERE"

As a matter of fact the Prime Minister, PM, is weak, ineffective, irresponsible and will some day need to retire. Wikileaks strikes the chord for Berlusconi:

" ... Berlusconi's image abroad was summed up this month by a U.S. diplomatic report made public on WikiLeaks that labelled him "feckless, vain and ineffective as a European leader" and described him as being exhausted by hard partying. ... "

What is good in this tragic hero? He has been in the center of Italian political life since 1994. He also is a charismatic leader, who speaks to the unsung heroes -- Italia's voters: " ... who have long shrugged their shoulders at reports of their prime minister's gaffes and dalliances."

What has him hamstrung is the same "dalliance" that brings many political guys down: " ... scandals like his connection with a teenaged nightclub dancer ..." Photos were blocked in Italy, where "Berlusconi controls 90% of the media." It all has led to his public divorce and " ... is one of many embarrassments for Berlusconi in a gaffe filled year ...(SOURCE) "

Berlusconi's survival hopes finely balanced, James Mackenzie, Reuters. December 13, 2010, Berlusconi has become an extremely polarizing figure in Italian politics, thanks to his proclivity for making massive, somewhat insulting gaffes directed at women, minorities, or really anyone who comes within eyesight of the man.

Burlesconi is inefficacious "as unemployment has crept up." He is inexpedient with systemic "problems such as the chronic garbage crisis in Naples." His leadership is ineffectual as this crisis has gone unresolved. "It has chipped away at his authority."

Musician to Mogul: Silvio Berlusconi is originally from Milan, Italy, where he was born into an upper middle-class in 1936. " ... He obtained a degree in law and played the upright bass for a band, and, for a time, became a cruise ship crooner. In the 60's, he worked on developing construction projects in Milan, before setting up a media empire in the 70s. [SOURCE] ... "

MooPig Patsy Review :: Julian Assange of Wikileaks

Dangerous DooDoo -- the Load of Scat Waiting to Surface
Retrieved by Pat Darnell and the Barnyard ANimals for Ed Purposes

[SOURCE]

" ... Julian Assange, the WikiLeaks founder, has circulated across the internet an encrypted “poison pill” cache of uncensored documents suspected to include files on BP and Guantanamo Bay.
One of the files identified this weekend by The Sunday Times — called the “insurance” file — has been downloaded from the WikiLeaks website by tens of thousands of supporters, from America to Australia.

" ... Assange warns that any government that tries to curtail his activities risks triggering a new deluge of state and commercial secrets.

The military papers on Guantanamo Bay, yet to be published, have been supplied by Bradley Manning, Assange’s primary source until his arrest in May. Other documents that Assange is confirmed to possess include an aerial video of a U.S. airstrike in Afghanistan that killed civilians, BP files and Bank of America documents.

" ... Read more: [FoxNews dot com]

Scandinavia Sexfalla

AMERICAN "Dirty Tricks" Campaign or Just "Squalid Affair?"
Retrieved for Horny Porpoises by Pat Darnell

" ... Today, this small industrial centre, 40 miles west of Stockholm, remains best-known — if known at all — as the birthplace of the ­adjustable spanner. ..."
" ... one U.S. politician has called on him [JUlian Assange] to be executed for ‘spying’. ... "

Read more: [HERE]

" ... The story began on August 11 this year, when Assange arrived in Stockholm.

" ...The most likely interpretation of events is that as a result of a one-night stand, one participant came to regret what had happened.
Jessica [pseudonym for plaintiff] was worried she could have caught a sexual disease, or even be pregnant: and this is where the story takes an intriguing turn. She then decided to phone Sarah [pseudonym for plaintiff] — whom she had met at the ­seminar, and with whom Assange had been staying — and apparently confided to her that she’d had unprotected sex with him.
At that point, Sarah said that she, too, had slept with him.

" ... By Sunday morning, the news had leaked to the Press.
Indeed, it has been suggested that the two women had discussed approaching a tabloid newspaper to maximise Assange’s discomfort. By now, the authorities realised they had a high-profile case on their hands and legal papers were rushed to the weekend home of the chief ­prosecutor, who dismissed the rape charge.

" ... Earlier this year, Sarah [pseudonym for plaintiff] is reported to have posted a telling entry on her website, which she has since removed. But a copy has been retrieved and widely circulated on the internet.
Entitled ‘7 Steps to Legal Revenge’, it explains how women can use courts to get their own back on unfaithful lovers.

" ... Step 7 says: ‘Go to it and keep your goal in sight. Make sure your victim suffers just as you did.’ (The highlighting of text is Sarah’s [pseudonym for plaintiff] own.)

" ... As for Assange, he remains in ­hiding in Britain, and his website continues to release classified American documents that are ­daily embarrassing the U.S. government. (RICHARD PENDLEBURY. 7th December 2010. SOURCE. Read Entire Article HERE)

Secretary of State

What's Up WikiLeaks, Whoa, Whoa, a-Whoaaa ? What's Up WikiLeaks....

I'm still reading the billion word documents previously leaked by WikiLeaks... how can I keep up this pace? This new bit of leaking documents sounds juicier than the others ... "Top officials have notified allies that the contents of the diplomatic cables could prove embarrassing because they contain candid assessments of foreign leaders. ..."

Aha, "candid," I like that word. Somehow, somewhere, when you least expect, someone will walk up to you and say: "Sweat, we don't know why Wiki Leaked Ya..!"

Retrieved in Entirety for Ed Purposes by Pat Darnell

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40404729/

WikiLeaks defies U.S. demands on leaked cables
250,000 documents provided to The New York Times, The Guardian of Britain and German magazine Der Spiegel

[Wikileaks founder Julian Assange listens during a news conference on the internet release of secret documents about the Iraq War, in London on Oct. 23.]
msnbc.com news services  |  updated 11/28/2010 1:48:01 PM ET

WASHINGTON — The online website WikiLeaks says it will go ahead with the release of hundreds of thousands of classified State Department documents in defiance of U.S. demands not to publish the files.

The WikiLeaks website appeared to be inaccessible, and WikiLeaks said in its Twitter feed that it was experiencing a denial of service attack. Nevertheless, WikiLeaks said that publications in the U.S. and Europe would print the leaked diplomatic cables even if it could not.

The group's founder, Julian Assange, also tells the U.S. ambassador to Britain that WikiLeaks won't bow to Washington's demands.

The Obama administration has been bracing for the release for the past week. Top officials have notified allies that the contents of the diplomatic cables could prove embarrassing because they contain candid assessments of foreign leaders.

The State Department has warned that the expected release of classified U.S. documents would endanger countless lives, jeopardize American military operations and hurt international cooperation on global security issues.
The department's top lawyer urged Assange in a letter on Saturday to keep classified documents off the website, remove records of them from its database and return any material to the U.S. government.
Lawyer Harold Koh said the department has learned that WikiLeaks provided 250,000 documents to The New York Times, The Guardian of Britain and German magazine Der Spiegel.

The New York Times posted a story on the documents early Sunday.
The U.S. government, which was informed in advance of the contents, has contacted governments around the world, including in Russia, Europe and the Middle East, to try to limit any damage. Sources familiar with the documents say they include corruption allegations against foreign leaders and governments.
Koh wrote that publication of the documents would "place at risk the lives of countless innocent individuals" as well as military initiatives and cooperation between countries to confront problems from terrorism to pandemic disease.
The lawyer also rejected what he said was Assange's request for more information about individuals who might be at risk from publication of the documents.

"We will not engage in a negotiation regarding the further release or dissemination of illegally obtained U.S. Government classified materials," Koh wrote.

Past releases by WikiLeaks, founded by Assange, an Australian-born computer hacker, contained sensitive information about the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, which the United States had said compromised national security and put some people at risk.

Anticipating the fallout from the latest publication, U.S. Ambassador to Germany Philip Murphy wrote a letter to the German Sunday weekly Bild am Sonntag that the WikiLeaks revelations would be an embarrassment.
"Regrettably we will soon have something new to see: alleged confidential diplomatic messages from U.S. embassies around the world, including mine. It's hard to say what effect it will have, but it will at the very least be uncomfortable -- for my government, for those mentioned in the reports, and for me personally as American Ambassador to Germany."
The newspaper reported that some German politicians were severely judged in the reports.

On Friday, U.S. Ambassador to Iraq James Jeffrey told reporters he was worried about the documents coming out.
"WikiLeaks are an absolutely awful impediment to my business, which is to be able to have discussions in confidence with people," he said.
The State Department letter echoed concerns expressed by Admiral Mike Mullen, chairman of the U.S. military's Joint Chiefs of Staff, airing on CNN's "Fareed Zakaria GPS" on Sunday.

"I would hope that those who are responsible for this would, at some point in time, think about the responsibility that they have for lives that they're exposing and the potential that's there and stop leaking this information," Mullen said.
In October, WikiLeaks released nearly 400,000 classified U.S. military files chronicling the Iraq war.

In a Twitter message last week, WikiLeaks said its forthcoming document release would be seven times larger than the Iraq war cache. A person familiar with the documents said that comparison was based on the total number of words.
An item that was apparently posted prematurely, and then removed, from the Der Spiegel website over the weekend, said the new WikiLeaks cache constituted of just over 250,000 State Department cables and 8,000 "diplomatic directives."

MooPig Report from the Middle :: Recluse Superlative

" ... I value at a high rate the respects you shew me by the late ingenius Expressions of your letter; but the merit you ascribe unto me in the Superlative, might have very well serv'd in the Positive and 'tis well if I deserve in that degree ... in regard of this recluse Life, yet I shall never Err in the essentials ...(SOURCE: Epistolæ Ho-Elianæ: Familiar letters, domestic and forren.)"

Is WikkiLeaks our First Major Cyber~Terrorist Attack ...? we ask the tough Questions... Eh?
Retrieved for Edumacational Porpoises by Pat Darnell, with special consideration for NOW --National Organization for Women


"Iraqi War_Logs" sounds ominous. It might be monotonous, we want to find out. We have made ourselves a login handle, and are in the WikiLeaks site in a few seconds. No problems.

Meanwhile -- Later in this very same day:

Hey, we just finished reading and rating the first stack of doc's ... now there are 400,000 more? Who is going to take responsibility for all this time we spend "doc ibid sic recluse superlatives?" Just made that up.

It boils down to this:

" ... Pentagon spokesman Geoff Morrell told the BBC that if abuse by the Iraqi security forces was witnessed, or reports of it were received, US military personnel were instructed to inform their commanders. (SOURCE) ... "

... one simple command. Report all witnessed events to your commanders. Here is an example from Iraqi War Log:

" ... This document is a US military file published online by Wikileaks. Find it on Diary Dig.
--- armed persons wearing commando uniforms and black shirts, driving a pickup light brown in colour with no plates. Kidnapped --- from the --- region --- BASRAH near the --- Basrah high school for boys. The description of the vehicle and the persons who carried out the kidnap have been passed to the --- and Patrols. The --- vehicle has been towed to the --- Basrah IPS station.Imported MND-SE --- ID:--- of Rounds: Number of Blinds: Number inside the Wire: : : ---: Route: /---: Iraqi --- Type: Location: BC District: Nationality: : : : : ---: ... (SOURCE) "

Is it all clear now? Here's another report log:
This document is a US military file published online by Wikileaks. Find it on Diary Dig.
UNIT: - , / ---
IED TYPE: ---
KIA (/): ---

WIA (/): ---
EQUIPMENT BDA: ---
ENEMY BDA: ---
ENEMY DETAINEE: ---
CREW SYSTEM: DUKE
OTHER IED DEFEAT EQUIP: RHINO
--- DOOR KIT INSTALLED:
--- OF PATROL: ---

WHO: --- (RTE --- WITH EOD ---)
WHAT: FOUND IED
WHEN: ---
WHERE: ---, RTE
: ---

INITIAL REPORT:
--- (RTE --- WITH EOD ---)
REPORTS FINDING A --- IED DEVICE ON SITE.
--- IS REQUESTING AIR CLEARANCE ---' x ---' VIC IED AT --- FOR
---: AIR IS CLEAR FOR
: --- COMPLETE. CONDUCTING PBA.
--- X EMPTY --- 155MM ROUNDS AS BAITING MATERIALS TO STOP CF IN THE KILL ZONE.

SUMMARY:
--- X FOUND IED
--- X INJ
--- X DMG

///CLOSED//
--- ID IED-DEFEAT - THESE DEVICES ARE ASSOCIATED WITH --- REPORT --- - EFP ATTACK

Got that? Shall we just mosey on to some other subject now that attention deficit has set in? How do you like that spiffy quotation at the top of this story, too? I am feeling like a full moon in October... it just doesn't matter what I write anyway -- it's all illuminating -- this Iraqi War Log is like the very first word of history for all the history buffs. No speculation or conjecture -- just hard factual first line of journalism, no snail mail here, we think:

" ... The documents also reveal many previously unreported instances in which US forces killed civilians at checkpoints and during operations. (SOURCE) ... "

From the same SOURCE, BBC Report:

" ... In one incident in July 2007, as many as 26 Iraqis were killed by a helicopter, about half of them civilians, according to the log.

Another record shows an Apache helicopter gunship fired on two men believed to have fired mortars at a military base in Baghdad in February 2007, even though they were attempting to surrender. The crew asked a lawyer whether they could accept the surrender, but were told they could not, "and are still valid targets". So they shot them.

The helicopter - with the callsign "Crazyhorse 18" - was also involved in another incident that July in which two journalists were killed and two children wounded.

There are also new indications of Iran's involvement in Iraq, with reports of insurgents being trained and using weapons provided by the Islamic Revolution Guards Corps, IRGC .(SOURCE; ibid) ..."

Clarity, sweet clarity... 

Wikileaks, which was founded in 2006 by a group of dissidents and journalists, allows whistleblowers to anonymously post documents on the web.

"Secrets is; as Secrets does" MooPig Editor. "That's our Report from the Middle: where women are strong, men are good-looking, and all the children are above average."