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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Tap Water Petition for Hearings on Fluoridation

Fluoride in Tap Water :: what are you Eyes, Ears, Nose Throat or a Dentist?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell and Tootsie Champagne

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Studies, 1/4 mg of sodium fluoride, per cup of tap water. No benefit to the lack of tooth decay... only a Dentist would tell you don't drink the tap water... I pull all your teeth out. Much Better.

Pass the Government cheese please. And forg'edda 'bout the petition.

Question of the Day: Does Monk floss?

MooPig Movie Reviews :: Blood Creek

If you have been wondering what all the Rasputin-like mystique surrounding Keefer "Keith Richards," has been about all these years -- look no longer. Once you watch this flick, Blood Creek, you should be well ahead in understanding the plan.


At about 181:00:00 into the movie we at MooPig Movie Reviews won't give it away, but you will have your answer.

Why the movie has waited this long to reveal the secrets could only be because of the freedom of information acts that require certain files on humans be opened after a twenty year interval. It does help explain the zombie-like marionette mannerisms of Mick Jagger. It has much to do also with a ball peen hammer and an awl. One other clue: it has a lot to do with the guys of mid 20th century with peculiar mannerisms, who held up their hands as if calling: "TAXI." See -- that's lots of clues for you.


That is about all we have in this review -- do tune in again for the next neo-Flicker dead-tooth Fairy giveaway, pardon our lack of deletable expletives.

[SOURCE] "Now here's a weird case: An out-of-nowhere occult-heavy horror flick from director Joel Schuamcher (The Lost Boys, Flatliners), production company Gold Circle (Slither, White Noise), distributor Lionsgate (too many horror films to mention) -- that got a contractually-mandated afterthought of a theatrical release (25 theaters!) before popping up on the horror shelves, looking all slick and intriguing. (Say what you like about the film itself, but Blood Creek, previously known as Town Creek and also plain old Creek, does offer one bad-ass DVD cover.)"

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January 17: guinea fridge







:: a refrigeration unit, or freezer, that resides in the garage


Vinny put the oversized manicotti tray in the guinea fridge after Christmas because the fridge in the kitchen was filled with other leftovers.

Monday, January 18, 2010

New Brands for BANDS :: Brilliant Ideas Department at MooPig Enterprises





Developing New Label Ideas for a New Year
by Pat Darnell and Wri N Kullroecker


Everyone seeing Haiti Aid stuff all over, with promise of a soon-to-come Galactic level Spectacle performances from Bands and old stand-bys? Like DUBYA, and Willie.

Wondering 'HOW' you and your Band too can hustle all that open TV exposure, when other wise you can't find a stage -- no, ne'er even a street corner -- to play your deluge ocean of emotion music ... ?


Wonder no more; MooPig Enterprises' "Branding Department" has an idea for starving musicians.

Instead of providing Aid after-the-fact, MooPig's talented "Head Hunters Department" suggests a regional dispatch for Bands 'WHEN' the disasters are actually happening. The USA has very precise regional disaster corridors; and incredibly advanced warning systems are every day being heralded.



"There are many empty spaces, and dead air, resulting from concert-type Disaster-Aid lag-times; those need to be filled," say those who measure such things.

Why not provide Disaster Rockers Inc when a disaster is developing. Regional dispatch can round up the next Band will-call and rotate into disaster sites, to set up Stadium Rock Fest's.

This way the responding BAND -- or for really large cataclysms, multiple BANDs-- receive buckets full of much deserved Exposure !!


No doubt with international news wires also on site, your BAND will Rock the Headlines every time. And, don't forget the MUSIC itself, with the disaster as backdrop your Band will provide interludes of tunes for all the anxious queuing families, rubber-neckers, and onlookers.

Rescuers will appreciate your efforts as well: you can play your UNION Musician card with the Fire Dept and EMS groups... eh?

"It takes a village to have a disaster," say proponents of over-population groups.

Some "What to include" suggestions come to mind:

  • Candles
  • Cookies
  • Kettle Korn
  • Coffee
  • MRE's
  • Boots, blankets, Bingo
  • Weather Proofing
  • Instruction Booklets
  • Signage
  • Diesel fired Generators
  • Traffic Cones
  • Hats 


Larger items could be on-hand similar to READY MEN or like a Red Cross 'BAND' Wagon, combining Entertainment with Rescue, E and R:

  • Disaster Relief Housing
  • Press Station
  • Mohawk Grenades
  • Junior Opening Band [preferable a local cadre]
  • Leaflets and Billings of your activities
  • Professional dance starter duo's
  • Professional Hippies and Skin Heads Moshing
  • NEVE Board

... And of course any up to date Disaster Relief BAND will bring:  WiFi and Hot Spot \ Wireless \ Laptops \ Sound and Filming Crew \ and your $Ten Million BOND information on hand


"Mudslides, Missiles, Alien Abductions, Tornadoes, Rioting after Sporting Events, Pearl Harbor and World Trade-like events, Oil Fires, Disastrous Movie Premiers, and a plethora of National Disasters and not having mentioned Climate related human tossing calamities yet," explain those who have a stake in disasters. "Don't forget all the opportunity around the entire world, also."

That is so right! Glaciers melting, Pyroclastic clouds, Monsoons, Islands sinking into the oceans in Dubai, Neutron Star Matter hitting Earth, Vogons,  ... not shabby stuff for the On-the-Spot READY Instant-it-Happens Disaster BAND ....

CONCLUSION:

Others, like BIONIC BEAUTYTalking about most recent Disaster, Earthquake in Haiti:
In times of natural disaster, our world seems to forget the boundaries that separate us. It’s truly awe-inspiring for me. These last few days, I have shed many tears while watching the news casts of the earthquake that devastated much of Haiti. Twitter and Facebook are still hotbeds of activity for information and for ways to help. But with anything, it’s best to be informed. When Michael DeVellis, the Executive Director of The Powder Group (which also publishes the my favorite On Makeup Magazine) sent me the information below, I immediately asked if I could share it with all the Bionic Beauties out there. [Read more Parlay HERE ...]


GET on YOUR BAND-AID Wagon or Boat, or what ever you Got !!
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For the Tonal-challenged MooPigsters attending, We Provide Half-way through This "Demo" from Indiana Tone def' Robbins

Now, here's the FUN part! **Send this to at least 5 people and your life will become sugar coated. 1-4 people: Your life will transliterate slightly. 5-9 people: Your life will find wormwood to your liking. 9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks 15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. Do not keep this message.

Feng Shui
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthrobony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.
This is without a doubt one of the nicest forwards I have received.. Hope it works for you -- and me!

Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes
The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Other wise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight..


EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who do n't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Tal k slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice .

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.


Remember:  now, here's the FUN part!

  • **Send this to at least 5 people and your life will take a shanking.
  • 1-4 people: Your life will bleed out.
  • 5-9 people: Your life will improve to your worst nightmare.
  • 9-14 people: You will have at least 5 people hunt you down in the next 3 weeks
  • 15 and above: Your life will nose-dive drastically,  and everything you ever dreamed of will begin to take shapes of demons and hell hounds.
  • If you put it on your blog, your genetic lineage will suffer untold horrors.**


A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart and rips it out and stomps on it, and feeds it to their young.
Do not keep this message.


Realizing that Hitler probably read this same bunch of TOUTS and formed his tripe eating third rightees maybe you should not read this at all.. We do not have to follow our leaders into failure...!!! Let others gather the Karma of ageless crimes against nature and man... YIKES!!

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