Now, here's the FUN part! **Send this to at least 5 people and your life will become sugar coated. 1-4 people: Your life will transliterate slightly. 5-9 people: Your life will find wormwood to your liking. 9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks 15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. Do not keep this message.
Feng Shui There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthrobony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.
This is without a doubt one of the nicest forwards I have received.. Hope it works for you -- and me!
Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes
The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Other wise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight..
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Tal k slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice .
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
Remember: now, here's the FUN part!
- **Send this to at least 5 people and your life will take a shanking.
- 1-4 people: Your life will bleed out.
- 5-9 people: Your life will improve to your worst nightmare.
- 9-14 people: You will have at least 5 people hunt you down in the next 3 weeks
- 15 and above: Your life will nose-dive drastically, and everything you ever dreamed of will begin to take shapes of demons and hell hounds.
- If you put it on your blog, your genetic lineage will suffer untold horrors.**
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart and rips it out and stomps on it, and feeds it to their young.
Do not keep this message.
Realizing that Hitler probably read this same bunch of TOUTS and formed his tripe eating third rightees maybe you should not read this at all.. We do not have to follow our leaders into failure...!!! Let others gather the Karma of ageless crimes against nature and man... YIKES!!
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