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WE Interrupt this Ignoble Broadcast to bring you this Archival MooPig Episode of : "Spreading the Wealth -- Part III | Going Beyond Just Free Association"
Editors and Journalists at MooPig Bureau Headquarters have Linked Up and Squared Off!!
Yeah, some confusion led to a grudge match amongst staff and contractors at MPW International. There have been some fatalities. It has spread now by way of Conference calls with grudge matches in all of MPW offices in 42 countries…
Spreading like a California wildfire; “It was triggered last evening when some insiders at MooPig Wisdom took issue with who is the better commentator in the popular ‘Friday Night Cage Match/Fondue Party/Evolving Conversation/Dancing About Architecture Vol. 20′ critical review” said one reporter from Missouri.
It started from inside out with many groups arguing, but has leveled to just two persuasions: partisans on both sides of the aisles and incontinental divides, agreed this morning to make a list of the top 5 with one as the supreme best. But consensus did not stop the balkanizing issue.
It was also unanimously agreed to publish said list only when Octagon mixed martial arts and dirty boxing cage matches between offices at MPW, is over. Negotiations have ceased and matches have been going on since the decision has a rather heat sensitive trigger. Surprisingly to many onlookers the women’s coalition has been winning 4 out of 5 matches.
MooPig will update the blog-o-sphere as developments hit benchmarks. You might be interested also to learn that the Texas office got its ass kicked royally by the London office in early eliminations… “Our boys and girls just plain ran out of gas!” said one source close to Bush.
Any related news should be posted here at Pribek.net… Back
to you Timisoara.
Link | Nov 2nd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Pribek wrote,
keep us updated on this potential powder keg, moo.
I’ll check in later. I’m gonna spend a couple of hours developing my brand, if you catch my drift.
Link | Nov 2nd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,
Powder Keg is right… It has been found out this hour that the first fisticuffs started in the Atlanta Offices at about 10:10 PM, right after “J” alluded to Elvis. Dan, an intern at ATL, turned to his colleague Vern and said, “This says here that Elvis #1 will probably come in first place.”
Then Vern said: "Dan, you know Elvis is dead."
It seems a lot of cash is riding on the office lottos that began circulating around 5:10 PM earlier November 1st, after the Pribek.net Publishers put out the compendium.
We have a garbled transcript from the battle of words turn to medieval blood melee at
Atlanta:
Side bar — the background music of the confused mingling in Atlanta is this recording, identified as Matt Monroe Charade
Back to you KDA…
Link | Nov 2nd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Jayne d'Arcy wrote,
oooooooh reruns! What fun to relive these past F*@#$%^&& (whatsits)! You just really make Friday fun. Although, Doctor Who is good, too.
Link | Nov 2nd, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,
Civil War at MooPig
What is being touted as the Y-FNCMFPECDAAikkipediae Wars, an unprecedented battle is drawing to a close. Factions of the intra-international offices of MooPig Wisdom have tried to separate the Pig from the Bull.
They, in their opulent struggle, have nearly destroyed 42 offices and almost taken over odds-making in Vegas for the popular FNCMFPECDAA. What sums of money, no one is sure… but the body count and property destroyed rose to unbelievable tabs. Cage Matches between factions took the most toll….
Property and Casualty Tabs — MooPig Wisdom Offices Worldwide
Body Count: 42 Dead
114 injured and hospitalized
222 released with wounds
2 yachts sunk
24 fires started from Sterno at fondue gatherings
Looting at a Trailer Resort in Booger Hollow, Arkansas; and another in Hermann, Missouri.
We are trying to follow the “Green” at this hour. Early findings are staggering; with current
money ratios, the figure in USD is $42,000,000 OTB. We promise Their list of winners for the FNCMFPECDAA #20 will be released at 11:59 Sunday evening EST.
Famous strike breakers have been called in for negotiations. Stateside, Herb, General Manager, from the Chicago Brick Yard, and Hans “You’re weird; You Dress Funny; You’re Short; and You Wear Makeup” Hooper abroad, arrived only to be both taken hostage by opposition groups.The Opposition Group is calling out Rupert Murdoch… but that is another issue altogether.
Back to you Ryan Adams and Cher…
Thanks for that Update, Chuck…
Link | Nov 3rd, 2008 at 9:05 am
Ryan Adams wrote,
Tonight’s weather will be dark, followed by a period of enlightenment. But tomorrow’s weather is another story. For that story, be sure to catch tonight’s Late Evening News.
Link | Nov 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Pribek wrote,
Hey Ryan, your money’s no good here.
Link | Nov 3rd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,
“It seems that MooPig staffers went 359 degrees off their moral compass,” said one official.
The trouble has subsided to a point that the list of winners can now be published.
Italian Correspondent Agrassi Noel reports at this hour:
Place | Post | Top Picks
#5 12 – Kenski
#4 14 – Sans
#3 2 – Gary
#2 4 – J
#1 8 – Gary, First Place
Reserved Grand Prize: 16 – J and Sans
Trifecta is: 8 – 4 – 2, with 16 as Power Ball
League of her Own: 6 – Jayne
At 11:57 PM/ EST, these are the winners according to the scurrilous panel of heavy-drinking hooligans at a Pub in London near Hyde Park. Another day in the week of exciting lives of bloggers worldwide is DONE!
Link | Nov 3rd, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,
Police Called out in 42 Countries
MooPig Wisdom is up and running at this hour in [Safe Mode]
by Pat Darnell
Due to intra-office riots and highly volatile heat driven cage matches, employees are reaching out and touching each other, with fists and teeth. So far the battles have only been in the MPW Ent channels of virtual reality. Thanks for your patience.
FAQ
“What exactly is [Safe Mode]?”
:We do not know.
“What is causing the unprecedented internal strife at MooPig Wisdom Enterprises?”
:This unaffiliated post: FNCMFPECDAA #20
“Is this for real; or just another stunt to get us to read and write?”
:We might be quasi, but we’re not that quasi.
Link | Nov 4th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Pribek wrote,
quite the brouhaha
Link | Nov 4th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,
Yes, it has been a virtual hell; yet as fast as it blew in, it has blown out..
One last announcement, all winning tickets must be cashed in this Friday night at:
:Once there, see the Harp Nazi; you must say this: “I saw that you guys were going to be playing here on your little blog, I thought that thing about that guy [not] eating the cat was sort of funny”.
He will then direct you to the back room.
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Link | Nov 6th, 2008 at 12:42 am
Pribek wrote,
good, good. so things are back to normal, no?
Well, one things for certain, it blew.
hunh? is that Flemish? I got “branded”. What do you do when you’re branded?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKmJPnAGUJk
Link | Nov 6th, 2008 at 12:57 am