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Sunday, January 10, 2010

2010 :: Assume the Best of Everything ... or else !!





A Message from Mr Downer Himself
Pat Darnell

TEN Days in the NEW YEAR .. Ball has dropped... and children are borne... Veterans are buried... I realize I use this internet venue to post angst, and lots of quasi-mental, artist's moral-compass trash... and that is good. It is compendium of good works. However, the population has spoken, and spoken direct to my heart.


In Sales there is a positive-mode thinker who says "Assume the sale." This means the sale is already closed, sealed, and delivered. If we assume anything else, we make an Ass outta' U and Me.

Buck Up, and invite all your friends to every damn thing you do that is public and important. When in the dumps think of Danny
Thomas, your Grandmothers, or Gene Kelly ... pick up where Liberace left off.. or think of that other guy -- what's his name?

[ -- My 2010 MOTTO -- ]
I welcome the next decade in this spirit; I assume the BEST, of Everything, ... or else. [Always a joker, me.]


Get the Word out, let it be proclamation time... look for new dispensations of all that interests you and them "others."



Let's look at ourselves with respect and good humor.

[thats the 'tator tot's tale]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was tired of talking about Michael Phelps anyway...Humma,humma

MooPig said...

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squeaky squeaky squeak....

Mr Ms Miss AnoNyMous [KerrrrPlunk!!]

bite me!

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