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Saturday, November 01, 2014

MooPig Report from the Middle :: "A Million LIKES equals one New Puppy"

[Picture LINK] Trolling for more "pageviews?"

We Didn't Think :: It was Possible
Mixed Mashed Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Nov 1, 2014  |  Bryan TX

"We didn't think" is the first half of this comparison, while "It was possible" is the other half of our output. In summary, MooPig Wisdom is a compendium with 3290 self-published articles since 2006. Most articles spin stories already breaching people's minds by mish-mashing published articles from many secondary sources. Journalism has been put on notice, so to speak.

"We didn't think" our musings would interest anyone in the short term, nor in the long term. We did it to write about interesting developments that might inspire our six children. But they read maybe one tenth of one percent of the posts. So we failed to reach our children. However "it was possible" to attract over a million outside readers in eight years.

How do we know that? With Google's help we charted 1,155,609 pageviews over that period of time. That excludes our own viewing of the pages, and we know we have only single digit numbers of followers. We are just one out of thousands of blogs, if you can call us that, that uses content from other sources. We exist to re-direct while making some foolhardy conclusions from "what we have read." Eh?

Three things help in attracting pageviews, or LIKE's: 1-we don't advertise anything thus our page loads fast, 2-we lay claim to high ideals in our posts, 3-pirated pictures of women's bosoms attracts the most pageviews per article no matter what the content is in those posts. [Note: our number four largest attraction of pageviews is this one.. showing Erika Eleniak's ample bosom.]

Other blogs can produce 20,000 pageviews per day ... one of our favorite is Pribek. So their totals are several millions for an eight year existence. Pribek focuses on music in his blog, and specifically on electric guitar music performances, business, and related anecdotes.

So, you see, dear reader, the numbers are quantifiable, and pertain to content. Content will bring you out of your anonymity to a greater place -- one million pageviews! MooPig Wisdom will always "try" to stick to its goal of promoting "Voice, Content, and Style" in all its industry.

How to get those million views in the shortest amount of time? Here is an article that puts that figure to test:

The following article asks: "...Where’s the authenticity? Or, putting it another way, where are the corporate equivalents of a puppy post?"

How long does it take to get one million likes on Facebook? My guess is 8 hours. - Anthill Online:

'via Blog this'

"...What can we learn from this? That heartfelt, ‘grass-roots’ content wins. This is a natural, emotive and real piece of content.

"...Social Object Theory, in relation to social media, means that there must be something to have a conversation about. Simply creating a brand page on Facebook and filling it with inane or pithy content, is not a social media strategy..."

It might interest you that in Google Chrome you can go to New Incognito Window to surf the net. It is in the settings on your menu bar that you use to customize and control Google Chrome.


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