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Sunday, November 11, 2012

Moopig's Brands Department :: "College Football Hell"

Tebow didn't Genuflect enuff... Johnny Manziel Challenges the Lord ...  
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Nov 11, 2012 | Bryan TX
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While looking for the secret to Feel 18 Years Old Again (men only), while also hoarding the 37 foods that you can't get in a disaster, you might have heard of the Boy Wonder, "Johnny Football," John Manziel. Yes they are branding the name this week at A and M University, Texas. Also, his number 2 jersey is being copy righted, so that no one will tamper with his soon to be famous logo: the number "2." That said we think you should look in at the totals in yardage this freshman quarterback has collected behind the stalwart Aggie offensive line. Look HERE  or, HERE, for those.

Tebow racked up high numbers in college when he ran the circuit. But his achievements are being challenged today by Johnny Football, number 2, at Aggie Land in College Station, TX.

In a funny policy by A and M University, freshmen sports players are not allowed to be interviewed in the media. So ...

Who The Hell Is Johnny Manziel?: " ... Along with the program (8-2, 5-2 SEC), Manziel is having a better year than anyone expected: he was well-regarded coming out of Tivy High School in Kerrville, Texas, but ESPN called him the 78th best quarterback in his class, and Rivals had him as only a three-star recruit. A redshirt season and a crowded QB field at Texas A and M didn't do him any favors; as the San Antonio Express-News put it, "As of last spring, he was second-string with a chance to become third." ... "

 'via Blog this'

That is until the misogynists, polyandrists, polygamists, escapologists, and pastors get a hold of him... his rise to quarterback supreme status seems for real. Don't we all enjoy a really good success story?

Someone has already tapped the poor boy though. They attempted to smear him on the Internet as a clown, in turn-about play, on his campus image ... jealous class mates will do just about anything:

[Picture LINK] Is it real or is it PhotoShopped? *[Don't let Momma see these]*


NOte: " ... Tebow put up 3970 total offensive yards when he won the Heisman trophy as a sophomore. It was a season's performance I thought I'd never see the equal of and Manziel has already rushed for more yards than Tebow did in that year. He's going to throw for more yards as well. And Manziel's win on the road at Alabama dwarfs any win that Tebow had as a sophomore, when his Gators went 9-3 in the regular season. ... "

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