MooPig Brain Industries :: "Personality"

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by Pat Darnell | Oct 7, 2013 | Bryan TX

L00K at the trees and choose the one that is immediately most appealing to you.

Don’t think about it too long, just choose, and find out what your choice says about your personality, please have FUN and share your choice in the comments.
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The results . . .

1. You are a generous and moral (not to confuse with moralizing) person. You always work on self-improvement. You are very ambitious and have very high standards. People might think that communicating with you is difficult, but for you, it isn't easy to be who you are. You work very hard but you are not in the least selfish. You work because you want to improve the world. You have a great capacity to love people until they hurt you. But even after they do. . . you keep loving. Very few people can appreciate everything you do as well as you deserve.

2. You are a fun, honest person. You are very responsible and like taking care of others. You believe in putting in an honest day's work and accept many work-related responsibilities. You have a very good personality and people come to trust you easily. You are bright, witty and fast-thinking. You always have an interesting story to tell.

3.You are a smart and thoughtful person. You are a great thinker. Your thoughts and ideas are the most important. You like to think about your theories and views alone. You are an introvert. You get along with those who likes to think and learn. You spend a lot of time, thinking about morality. You are trying to do what is right, even if the majority of society does not agree with you.

4. You are perceptive and philosophical person. You are a unique, one soul of your kind. Next to you there's no one even slightly similar to you. You are intuitive and a bit quirky. You are often misunderstood, and it hurts you. You need personal space. Your creativity needs to be developed, it requires respect of others. You are a person who clearly sees the light and dark sides of life. You are very emotional.

5. You are self-assured and in charge. You are very independent. Your guiding principle in life is 'I'll do it my way.'. You are very self-reliant and know how to stay strong for yourself and the people you Love. You know exactly what you want and are not afraid of pursuing your dreams. The only thing you demand from people is honesty. You are strong enough to accept the truth.

6. You are kind and sensitive. People relate to you very well. You have many friends and you love helping them. You have this warm and bright aura that makes people feel good when they are around you. Every day, you think about what you can do to improve yourself. You want to be interesting, insightful and unique. More than anybody else in the world, you need to love. You are even ready to love those who don't love you back.

7. You are happy and unflappable. You are a very sensitive and understanding person. You are a great listener who know how to be non-judgmental. You believe that everybody has their own journey in life. You are open to new people and events. You are highly resistant to stress and rarely worry. Normally, you are very relaxed. You always manage to have a good time and never lose your way.

8. You are charming and energetic. You are a fun person who knows how to make people laugh. You live in a state of harmony with the universe. You are spontaneous and enthusiastic. You never say no to an adventure. Often, you end up surprising and even shocking people. But that's just how you are. . . You always remain true to yourself. You have many interests and if something proves of interest to you, you will not rest until you acquire a profound knowledge of this area.

9. You are optimistic and lucky. You believe that life is a gift and you try to achieve as much as possible and put this gift to the best use possible. You are very proud of your achievements. You are ready to stick by the people you care about through thick and thin. You have a very healthy approach to life. The glass is (at least) half full for you. You use any opportunity to forgive, learn, and grow because you believe that life is too short to do otherwise.



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http://www.outofservice.com/bigfive/

Moopig's Brands Department :: "College Football Hell"

Tebow didn't Genuflect enuff... Johnny Manziel Challenges the Lord ...  
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Nov 11, 2012 | Bryan TX

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While looking for the secret to Feel 18 Years Old Again (men only), while also hoarding the 37 foods that you can't get in a disaster, you might have heard of the Boy Wonder, "Johnny Football," John Manziel. Yes they are branding the name this week at A and M University, Texas. Also, his number 2 jersey is being copy righted, so that no one will tamper with his soon to be famous logo: the number "2." That said we think you should look in at the totals in yardage this freshman quarterback has collected behind the stalwart Aggie offensive line. Look HERE  or, HERE, for those.

Tebow racked up high numbers in college when he ran the circuit. But his achievements are being challenged today by Johnny Football, number 2, at Aggie Land in College Station, TX.

In a funny policy by A and M University, freshmen sports players are not allowed to be interviewed in the media. So ...

Who The Hell Is Johnny Manziel?: " ... Along with the program (8-2, 5-2 SEC), Manziel is having a better year than anyone expected: he was well-regarded coming out of Tivy High School in Kerrville, Texas, but ESPN called him the 78th best quarterback in his class, and Rivals had him as only a three-star recruit. A redshirt season and a crowded QB field at Texas A and M didn't do him any favors; as the San Antonio Express-News put it, "As of last spring, he was second-string with a chance to become third." ... "

 'via Blog this'

That is until the misogynists, polyandrists, polygamists, escapologists, and pastors get a hold of him... his rise to quarterback supreme status seems for real. Don't we all enjoy a really good success story?

Someone has already tapped the poor boy though. They attempted to smear him on the Internet as a clown, in turn-about play, on his campus image ... jealous class mates will do just about anything:

[Picture LINK] Is it real or is it PhotoShopped? *[Don't let Momma see these]*

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http://deadspin.com/5959588/who-the-hell-is-johnny-manziel?utm_source=gawker.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/sports/ncaa-football/sec/photos-texas-am-quarterback-johnny-manziel-had-great-halloween
http://outkickthecoverage.com/johnny-manziels-night-was-even-better-than-we-thought.php
http://wtaw.com/2012/11/09/johnny-football-nickname-protection-by-am-and-manziel-family/
http://sportsblogs.star-telegram.com/colleges/2012/11/texas-am-qb-manziel-earns-national-player-of-week-honor-reaches-fbs-statistical-milestone.html
http://www.cfbstats.com/2012/player/697/1041700/passing/split.html

NOte: " ... Tebow put up 3970 total offensive yards when he won the Heisman trophy as a sophomore. It was a season's performance I thought I'd never see the equal of and Manziel has already rushed for more yards than Tebow did in that year. He's going to throw for more yards as well. And Manziel's win on the road at Alabama dwarfs any win that Tebow had as a sophomore, when his Gators went 9-3 in the regular season. ... "

MooPig's "Answer YO!" :: Musings from Michigan

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• Q:  How about these apples! Most of all, I like her posture.
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• A:  Is she carrying a mouse around in her pocket?

The bolloon guy follows me everywhere because nothing fills his bolloon up faster than me talking ! I told him that your flatulence would be even better but he said Texas is too far to go and that pinto bean gas was too volatile and prone to explosion.

• Q:  Lydia's Italy is the best cooking show I ever saw - Has Marinella seen it.?
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• A:  Marinella doesn't know Lydia from squash.

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And here's a research challenge for the Pig ...... Before 1948 Jews were called Palestinians - Q 1 - what were the local arabs called at that time? Q2 - how much of these arab's land was also taken by Jordan and Syria when the land grab was over, and how many were displaced by these fellow-muslim countries? ( I know that Jordan killed thousands of them before the dust settled...)

That is it.
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Okay Yo, ...
To know answers to your Mid-East questions MooPig would have to know something about that region -- but all MooPig knows about is the Middle of the USA, like the Mid-West ... We are a "Middle" sort of entity.

Q1 -- Arabs were called: "A.R.A.B.S." back then; or maybe Jordanians.

Q2 -- ... and, for your land grab question -- the standard MooPig "Answer YO!" response is "42." That would be 42 billion in this case. Yes, 42 billion acres, 42 billion killed, and 42 billion dollars from the USA given to whoever liked us back then.

That's our Report from the Middle, where men are mostly misinformed, women carry all the water, and the children know the front end from the back end, and there are methane filled balloons over Michigan.

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Answer YO!

XLII is actually the answer to the Ultimate Question

The reason I keep posting about this year's super bowl is because I like it's Roman numeral -- XLII looks feng shui to me, beside being the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.

Also, I feel connected to implicit events leading up to SB XLII. Below, I pasted a 2001 review of Douglas Adam's 4th novel because I would like for you to have some fun time... wherever you see the word "book[s], novel or a title" I want you to replace it with a derivative of Super Bowl XLII:

Okay? Use -- Super Bowl, Super Bowls, or Super Bowl XLII --

The best thing about [Adams' fourth Hitchhikers'
novel] is that it is markedly better than the third one — and in
fact it is the first of these [books] to bear
a resemblance to an actual [novel] rather than
a compendium of wacky sketches.

However, though it's awfully good at
times, it doesn't really recapture the delirious zaniness of the first two
[novels] or of the original radio show, which
makes the back cover blurbs by the likes of Time ("The looniest of the lot!")
and the LA Herald Examiner ("Wacky, loony, and zany!") extremely puzzling. What
[book] did these guys see? The [book] I saw is actually quite low-key and even
sedate in its approach to cosmic comedy.

It's not that it doesn't work —
it does — but anyone expecting a rehash of The Restaurant at the End of the
Universe had better be aware that the series changes significantly with this
[novel].

Was it indeed just some sort
of mass hallucination, or is there some strange secret known only to a madman
living on a California beach?

And where did all the dolphins go, by the
way? ( Review © 2001 by
Thomas M. Wagner retrieved today)

This morning, one columnist -- Pribek.net -- suggests the Dolphins won yesterday. I agree up to a point. It turns out that the Dolphins approached perfection and won the Super Bowl at the end of their alledged perfect season of '72.

My point of departure is the Super Bowl has stopped developing any further after the Dolphins's feat. And until perfection is beaten, there is old Dolphins growing older with smirky grins on their faces.

Please pay particular attention to the above playful statment: "It's not that it doesn't work — it does — but anyone expecting a rehash of 'the 1972 Super Bowl' had better be aware that the series changes significantly with this 'Super Bowl XLII.'"

That bit could have been said at the end of the Dolphin's sweep. Then you might say, "Perfection can only be matched! What the devil do you mean?"

I know how you feel; but to gain absolute perfection means to transcend the borders of perfection. Perfection is perfection; its over, fini, basta with the re-hash. Been Done, stick a fork in it! So Long...

Only instantaneous gratification of a perfect no-losses season that the ending is known before the event takes place, will ever satisfy this quantum parody of the question "is it shat, or is it Shinola?" -- or -- "Is light a beam or is it a wave?" ...this is why I interject Adam's Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy and the sequel, to introduce the fruitless effort of achieving a perfect season. So Long....

Transendence of the magnitude I speak, will have to be defined after yesterday. The context is Super Bowl. The question is "Has it reached its last mission?" I say "yes, and the call letters confirm it for me, and you if you just render your brain to quantum transcendence... and So Long! i.e:

XLII = "crossed letter" + "hook letter" + "uncrossed letters" = 42

You see Timmy, the signs are all-telling; it cannot be done. Dolphin 1972 season will never be matched nor superseded. I hate to break this sad news to all who think things never come to a halt.

It is over.

Review it in your own mind: every SB Sunday event ever afterward has been csonka'd. So Long, arrivederci...

After we all turn down the mercury and cool off a little, surely some brainchild will discover what I have so explicitly layed out, and a "decider" will come forward with the new and improved: Spawn of the Super Bowl!! Then a Bilderberger will griese some one's wallet and we can re-start with "[to be named] Roman Numeral I," the first!! pd/draft2

Big Bang?

Notes: The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything has a numeric solution in Douglas Adams' series The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. In the story, a "simple answer" to The Ultimate Question is requested from the computer Deep Thought - specially built for this purpose. It takes Deep Thought 7½ million years to compute and check the answer which turns out to be 42. When asked to provide The Ultimate Question, the computer says that it can't, but can help design an even more powerful computer (the Earth) which can. The programmers then embark on a further, ultimately futile, ten million year program to discover The Ultimate Question, hindered by Golgafrinchans after 8 million years, and in the last five minutes by the Vogons. (Why Iki Peed ya - retrieved at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Answer_to_Life,_the_Universe,_and_Everything