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Tuesday, October 20, 2015

MooPig Brain Industries :: "Do You Like Lists?"


If you like Lists, there are some Tests that you can take
Mixed Mental articles by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 20, 2015  |  Bryan TX

"I don't know what to think," said the mother of her two year old daughter. "She talks in paragraphs already, and looks out for her little brother in the most altruistic manner."

This doesn't sound much like a problem. It sounds like a bonus to having her beautiful little doll-like daughter at her side. I am here to let all parents know, there is no "Normal" child pattern. Pre-schoolers are beings from another time and space. So, lighten up. There is no "narrative" of children because there are no five year old authors. Childrens' books are written and illustrated mainly by adults. No child is writing his memoirs while a child, that is not how they communicate. Blah, blah, blah.

Get this though, most planet-sized-corporational-mega-industrial-conglomerates would bust a hemorrhage to get into a child's head. It would open up markets to exploit, that remain confusing at best to capture. We will soon enter into the Exploits of Brains era.

But at last writers in unflaggingly personal ways, are publishing their daily experience with their own minds:

12 Struggles Of Having An Outgoing Personality But An Anxious Mind: "Outgoing people with anxious minds - or minds that overthink - tend to feel anxiety the most intensely, often because we don't talk about it. And by "often" I mean never."
'via Blog this'

MooPig has spent some effort in recognizing humanity's ongoing search for itself. The next hundred years will be the "Brain Age" as humans gaze into their own heads. Leading up to this Brain Age is what Mack Jones, MooPig Editor of Cognitive Dissonance, has termed Brain Industries.

The current way many brain specialists look at your brain requires a personality quiz. They are about $200, and can be taken at any psychologist's office. They do help in determining if you and your brain are depressed, or manically inclined, or both.

"I have exposed myself to these tests, and have become somewhat more tolerant of others," said Mack Jones.

__________________Reference
http://www.puckermob.com/lifestyle/12-struggles-of-having-an-outgoing-personality-but-an-anxious-mind
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2007/09/blog-post.html



Friday, April 10, 2015

MooPig Brain Industries Department :: Are you a Contender?



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Right-Brain or Left-Brain Thinkers ... or Something more Subtle?
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Apr 10, 2015  |  Bryan TX

Whatever your local neurosciencetist says, we are only a wee bit further along in understanding how the brain works, as we were in 1800's. The Human Genome Map that was commissioned by Prez Clinton didn't pan out. It only makes sense if you are a gene looking for a place to live in the human body. Otherwise a gene found in the human genome is sometimes activated, and sometimes not, according to the "environment." Aha!

So follows the Human Brain Map that is rapidly coming into view in the next few years. Brain imaging has taken off, and many before and after images can be viewed. Before someone's brain is worked on is imaged, and then afterwards is the result of the work. Still sounds gruesome, invasive and 19th century-like, doesn't it?

Debunking 7 Popular Myths About the Brain: "Brain imaging technologies have also demonstrated that the entire brain shows levels of activity, even during sleep. "It turns out though, that we use virtually every part of the brain, and that [most of] the brain is active almost all the time. Let's put it this way: the brain represents three percent of the body's weight and uses 20 percent of the body's energy." - Neurologist Barry Gordon of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, Scientific American"
'via Blog this'

What 7 myths are we concerned with today?

  1. You only use 10% of your brain. Does that mean 10% of cubic inches of your three pounds of brain matter, or what?
  2. Brain damage is permanent. 
  3. People are 'Right-brained' or 'Left-brained.' 
  4. Humans have the largest brain.
  5. We are born with all the brain cells we ever have, and once they die, these cells are gone forever.
  6. Drinking alcohol kills brain cells.
  7. There are 100 billion neurons in the human brain.

If these seven myths are not accurate depictions of the human brain, then our next president will use 100% of his brain, continue to grow brain cells even if he is a she named Gabby. It matters if the next prez can count and utter words, like it always has, right or left brained, random or dogmatic, as it will come out in the wash.

The new prez in 2016 should have a working knowledge of biology, and environment, to augment decisions. This prez must realize his life, and every living things' lives, cannot be defined without "environment."

Our new prez will drink if he wants to be more cognitive. In conclusion:
"We found that on average the human brain has 86bn neurons. And not one [of the brains] that we looked at so far has the 100bn. Even though it may sound like a small difference the 14bn neurons amount to pretty much the number of neurons that a baboon brain has or almost half the number of neurons in the gorilla brain. So that's a pretty large difference actually." (Cherry, Kendra. – Dr. Suzana Herculano-Houzel. captured 4/10/2015. LINK)


_______________________Reference
http://www.dyslexiavictoriaonline.com/diberiandleb.html
http://psychology.about.com/od/biopsychology/a/myths-about-the-brain.htm
http://psychology.about.com/od/cognitivepsychology/a/left-brain-right-brain.htm



Thursday, March 05, 2015

MooPig Brain Tech Department :: "Texas A&M Physicians » Psychiatry and Behavioral Health"

Mental Science
Re-Directed Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Mar 5, 2015  |  Bryan TX

There is a well appointed Psychiatric facility here in Bryan, associated with Texas A and M. I will keep you posted.

Texas A and M Physicians » Psychiatry and Behavioral Health: "Psychiatry and Behavioral Health Physicians: David Dranetz, M.D., Darlene McLaughlin, M.D., Joshua Cabrera, M.D. Psychiatry and Behavioral Health provides comprehensive mental and emotional health services for adult patients. Patients meet one-on-one with a board-certified psychiatrist to design a personalized treatment plan that allows them to realize optimal wellness and quality of life."

'via Blog this'



___________________Reference
http://texasamphysicians.com/psychiatry.html
http://texasamphysicians.com/resources/new-patient-packet.pdf
http://texasamphysicians.com/resources/psych-financial-and-consent-agreement.pdf
http://texasamphysicians.com/resources/psych-videotaping-consent.pdf

Thursday, October 31, 2013

MooPig Brain Industries :: 'Minicomputers' Live Inside the Human Brain

Brain Synapses 
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 31, 2013 |  Bryan TX


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'Minicomputers' Live Inside the Human Brain - Yahoo News: " "Dendrites thus act as miniature computing devices for detecting and amplifying specific types of input."

"Imagine you're reverse engineering a piece of alien technology, and what you thought was simple wiring turns out to be transistors that compute information," Smith said. "That's what this finding is like. The implications are exciting to think about."

All in all, "functions we thought required an entire neuron may be carried out instead by just one portion of a neuron's dendritic tree," Smith told LiveScience. "This would imply that a single neuron can act like many, many computational subunits.""

'via Blog this'

Are you feeling compartmentalized lately? Does your doctor keep sending you to "specialists?" Every time you get a blood test, the blood center calls back to say "all is normal." But you don't feel normal, like you used to. At age fifty some "tests" are mandatory; such as a endoscopy, eye tests, and urologists' tests. Let's not forget the prostrate exam, YIKES, I didn't study for any of these tests!

Your brain is depending on all these body functions to keep it running. Your whole physical makeup works in concert to nourish your brain with what it needs to get through every hour of every day.
" ... The human brain possesses about 100 billion neurons with roughly 1 quadrillion — 1 million billion — connections known as synapses wiring these cells together. (Charles Q. Choi, LiveScience Contributor. October 30, 2013. LINK)..."
All this discussion and not one word on the skill of surgeons. Where is the comparable reporting of neurologists skill? Or is that an oxymoron? What is your neurologists efficacy? Better than 10%? Look HERE.

CONCLUSION
I want even more brainpower so I can be an even bigger asshole. Ask your doctors how to achieve this. Tell them you want to be smarter than them.


______________________Reference
http://news.yahoo.com/minicomputers-live-inside-human-brain-113240564.html
http://oc1dean.blogspot.com/
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/131029230842-05-nikon-small-world-horizontal-gallery.jpg
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/10/31/a-vital-measure-your-surgeons-skill/?_r=1&



Monday, October 07, 2013

MooPig Brain Industries :: "Personality"

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by Pat Darnell | Oct 7, 2013 | Bryan TX



L00K at the trees and choose the one that is immediately most appealing to you.

Don’t think about it too long, just choose, and find out what your choice says about your personality, please have FUN and share your choice in the comments.
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The results . . .

1. You are a generous and moral (not to confuse with moralizing) person. You always work on self-improvement. You are very ambitious and have very high standards. People might think that communicating with you is difficult, but for you, it isn't easy to be who you are. You work very hard but you are not in the least selfish. You work because you want to improve the world. You have a great capacity to love people until they hurt you. But even after they do. . . you keep loving. Very few people can appreciate everything you do as well as you deserve.

2. You are a fun, honest person. You are very responsible and like taking care of others. You believe in putting in an honest day's work and accept many work-related responsibilities. You have a very good personality and people come to trust you easily. You are bright, witty and fast-thinking. You always have an interesting story to tell.

3.You are a smart and thoughtful person. You are a great thinker. Your thoughts and ideas are the most important. You like to think about your theories and views alone. You are an introvert. You get along with those who likes to think and learn. You spend a lot of time, thinking about morality. You are trying to do what is right, even if the majority of society does not agree with you.

4. You are perceptive and philosophical person. You are a unique, one soul of your kind. Next to you there's no one even slightly similar to you. You are intuitive and a bit quirky. You are often misunderstood, and it hurts you. You need personal space. Your creativity needs to be developed, it requires respect of others. You are a person who clearly sees the light and dark sides of life. You are very emotional.

5. You are self-assured and in charge. You are very independent. Your guiding principle in life is 'I'll do it my way.'. You are very self-reliant and know how to stay strong for yourself and the people you Love. You know exactly what you want and are not afraid of pursuing your dreams. The only thing you demand from people is honesty. You are strong enough to accept the truth.

6. You are kind and sensitive. People relate to you very well. You have many friends and you love helping them. You have this warm and bright aura that makes people feel good when they are around you. Every day, you think about what you can do to improve yourself. You want to be interesting, insightful and unique. More than anybody else in the world, you need to love. You are even ready to love those who don't love you back.

7. You are happy and unflappable. You are a very sensitive and understanding person. You are a great listener who know how to be non-judgmental. You believe that everybody has their own journey in life. You are open to new people and events. You are highly resistant to stress and rarely worry. Normally, you are very relaxed. You always manage to have a good time and never lose your way.

8. You are charming and energetic. You are a fun person who knows how to make people laugh. You live in a state of harmony with the universe. You are spontaneous and enthusiastic. You never say no to an adventure. Often, you end up surprising and even shocking people. But that's just how you are. . . You always remain true to yourself. You have many interests and if something proves of interest to you, you will not rest until you acquire a profound knowledge of this area.

9. You are optimistic and lucky. You believe that life is a gift and you try to achieve as much as possible and put this gift to the best use possible. You are very proud of your achievements. You are ready to stick by the people you care about through thick and thin. You have a very healthy approach to life. The glass is (at least) half full for you. You use any opportunity to forgive, learn, and grow because you believe that life is too short to do otherwise.



________________________Reference
http://www.outofservice.com/bigfive/


Sunday, September 29, 2013

MooPig Brain Industries :: "Sabotage"


Let's examine the issue and attempt to get at the truth behind the myth.
Mashed articles by Pat Darnell | Sep 29, 2013 | Bryan TX



Have you ever heard the claim that mankind is perverse? Well, here is a theory being bounced around. Our own intelligence is being sabotaged by our aggressive neediness of "wanting to believe." And some say we only "use 10% or 11% of our brains capacity."

No matter how you slice it, those who think they know stuff about our brains, heaven help them, may try to stimulate logical brain activities with truthful factoids, but many brains will rebel just because that is the brain's predetermination.

"The climate is not changing because of increased CO2 in the atmosphere," says the brain of someone who lives on the edge of denial.

Most Depressing Brain Finding Ever | Marty Kaplan: "Maybe climate change denial isn't the right term; it implies a psychological disorder. Denial is business-as-usual for our brains. More and better facts don't turn low-information voters into well-equipped citizens. It just makes them more committed to their mis-perceptions. In the entire history of the universe, no Fox News viewers ever changed their minds because some new data upended their thinking. When there's a conflict between partisan beliefs and plain evidence, it's the beliefs that win. The power of emotion over reason isn't a bug in our human operating systems, it's a feature."

  'via Blog this'

Today in our society brain industries is quackery, say we. How many times do we "brain carrying species" have to be reminded that our capacity to use it in a constructive way, is below par? That brain bucket of ours just doesn't want to behave logically in the face of catastrophe. Let's look in at Wikki ...
" ... The 10% of brain myth is the widely perpetuated urban legend that most or all humans only make use of 20%, 10% or some other small percentage of their brains. It has been misattributed to people including Albert Einstein.[1] By association, it is suggested that a person may harness this unused potential and increase intelligence.
Though factors of intelligence can increase with training,[2] the popular notion that large parts of the brain remain unused, and could subsequently be "activated", rests more in popular folklore than scientific theory. Though mysteries regarding brain function remain—e.g. memory, consciousness — the physiology of brain mapping suggests that most if not all areas of the brain have a function.[3][4] (Y ikki peed ya. nd. LINK) ... "
Who you going to believe? Do we or don't we use our brains for anything useful?
" ... The human brain is complex. Along with performing millions of mundane acts, it composes concertos, issues manifestos and comes up with elegant solutions to equations. It's the wellspring of all human feelings, behaviors, experiences as well as the repository of memory and self-awareness. So it's no surprise that the brain remains a mystery unto itself. ... (Robynne Boyd. Mind & Brain :: Fact or Fiction :: February 7, 2008. LINK) ... "

CONCLUSION
Our brains are not fully understood, but the myth that we don't use it is an attempt to explain why we sabotage logic all the time, with our beliefs. Ten percent of the brain is made of neurons, and the other 90% is glial cells. We don't yet know how the glial cells function or what they do -- glial cells, which encapsulate and support neurons, but whose function remains largely unknown.

SUMMARY
It's not that we use 10 percent of our brains, merely that we only understand about 10 percent of how it functions.

_____________________Reference
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marty-kaplan/most-depressing-brain-fin_b_3932273.html
1. ^ Jump up to: a b c "Do People Only Use 10 Percent Of Their Brains". Scientific American. 7 February 2008. Retrieved 2008-02-07.
Jump up ^
2.University of Oxford (2009, October 16). Juggling Enhances Connections In The Brain. ScienceDaily. Retrieved May 30, 2012, from http://www.sciencedaily.com /releases/2009/10/091016114055.htm "We’ve shown that it is possible for the brain to condition its own wiring system to operate more efficiently.’"
^ Jump up to:
3. a b Radford, Benjamin (8 February 2000). "The Ten-Percent Myth". snopes.com. Retrieved 2006-04-13.
Jump up ^
4. Chudler, Eric. "Myths About the Brain: 10 percent and Counting". Archived from the original on 2006-04-02. Retrieved 2006-04-12.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=people-only-use-10-percent-of-brain
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_American
http://www.sciencedaily.com/
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/10percent.asp
http://web.archive.org/web/20060402235936/http://brainconnection.com/topics/?main=fa/brain-myth
http://brainconnection.positscience.com/myths-about-the-brain-10-percent-and-counting/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_percent_of_brain_myth

Saturday, July 13, 2013

MooPig Financial Trends :: "Budget Surplus June 2013"

Blended by Pat Darnell  |  July 13, 2013  |  Bryan TX

Major Events from 1940 to 2012

Great Depression - 1929 to 1938
WWII - 1939 to 1945
Korean War - 1950 to 1953
Vietnam War - 1955 to 1975 (US combat units deployed in 1965)
Oil Embargo - 1973
Soviet Union Collapses - 1991
Gulf War - 1990-1991
9/11 - September 11th, 2001
Iraq War - 2003 to 2011
Global Financial Meltdown - 2007 to ???


In the last 69 years, the U.S. government has managed to post 12 surpluses, with the most recent coming in 2001.

The largest uninterrupted stretch of surpluses came between 1920 and 1930. This eventually came to an end after the government spent billions of dollars combating the Great Depression.

The largest uninterrupted stretch of deficits came between 1970 and 1997.


President Running A Budget Surplus - GOP In A Panic As They Witness Election Hopes Evaporate -: "Here comes the fiscal cliff fight again, with the GOP ready to take the nation hostage in order to hurt the middle class for their corporate overseas masters…. but wait a second, instead of running a budget deficit, the federal government is running… a surplus!! Queue up the horrified GOP leadership, who just lost their one trump card. Rather than facing the debt crisis with the next election over a year away, thanks to these budget surpluses, now the GOP is faced with the real problem of having the debt ceiling fight turned into a midterm election issue."

'via Blog this'

1* - Presidential control
2* - Senate control
3* - House control

D = Democrat R = Republican



YearNominal DollarsInflation Adjusted1*2*3*

1940$2.9 Billion Deficit$48.33 Billion DeficitDDD

1941$4.9 Billion Deficit$77.78 Billion DeficitDDD

1942$20.5 Billion Deficit$292.86 Billion DeficitDDD

1943$54.6 Billion Deficit$737.84 Billion DeficitDDD

1944$47.6 Billion Deficit$634.67 Billion DeficitDDD

1945$47.6 Billion Deficit$618.18 Billion DeficitDDD

1946$15.9 Billion Deficit$191.57 Billion DeficitDDD

1947$4 Billion Surplus$42.11 Billion SurplusDRR

1948$11.8 Billion Surplus$114.56 Billion SurplusDRR

1949$0.6 Billion Surplus$5.88 Billion SurplusDDD

1950$3.1 Billion Deficit$30.1 Billion DeficitDDD

1951$6.1 Billion Surplus$54.95 Billion SurplusDDD

1952$1.5 Billion Deficit$13.27 Billion DeficitDDD

1953$6.5 Billion Deficit$57.02 Billion DeficitRRD

1954$1.2 Billion Deficit$10.43 Billion DeficitRRD

1955$3 Billion Deficit$26.09 Billion DeficitRDD

1956$3.9 Billion Surplus$33.62 Billion SurplusRDD

1957$3.4 Billion Surplus$28.33 Billion SurplusRDD

1958$2.8 Billion Deficit$22.58 Billion DeficitRDD

1959$12.8 Billion Deficit$103.23 Billion DeficitRDD

1960$0.3 Billion Surplus$2.36 Billion SurplusRDD

1961$3.3 Billion Deficit$25.78 Billion DeficitDDD

1962$7.1 Billion Deficit$55.04 Billion DeficitDDD

1963$4.8 Billion Deficit$36.64 Billion DeficitDDD

1964$5.9 Billion Deficit$44.36 Billion DeficitDDD

1965$1.4 Billion Deficit$10.37 Billion DeficitDDD

1966$3.7 Billion Deficit$26.62 Billion DeficitDDD

1967$8.6 Billion Deficit$60.14 Billion DeficitDDD

1968$25.2 Billion Deficit$169.13 Billion DeficitDDD

1969$3.2 Billion Surplus$20.38 Billion SurplusRDD

1970$2.8 Billion Deficit$16.87 Billion DeficitRDD

1971$23 Billion Deficit$132.95 Billion DeficitRDD

1972$23.4 Billion Deficit$130.73 Billion DeficitRDD

1973$14.9 Billion Deficit$78.42 Billion DeficitRDD

1974$6.1 Billion Deficit$28.91 Billion DeficitRDD

1975$53.2 Billion Deficit$231.3 Billion DeficitRDD

1976$73.7 Billion Deficit$303.29 Billion DeficitRDD

1977$53.7 Billion Deficit$207.34 Billion DeficitDDD

1978$59.2 Billion Deficit$212.19 Billion DeficitDDD

1979$40.7 Billion Deficit$130.87 Billion DeficitDDD

1980$73.8 Billion Deficit$209.66 Billion DeficitDDD

1981$79 Billion Deficit$203.08 Billion DeficitRRD

1982$128 Billion Deficit$309.93 Billion DeficitRRD

1983$207.8 Billion Deficit$487.79 Billion DeficitRRD

1984$185.4 Billion Deficit$417.57 Billion DeficitRRD

1985$212.3 Billion Deficit$461.52 Billion DeficitRRD

1986$221.2 Billion Deficit$471.64 Billion DeficitRRD

1987$149.7 Billion Deficit$308.02 Billion DeficitRDD

1988$155.2 Billion Deficit$306.72 Billion DeficitRDD

1989$152.5 Billion Deficit$287.74 Billion DeficitRDD

1990$221.2 Billion Deficit$395.71 Billion DeficitRDD

1991$269.3 Billion Deficit$461.92 Billion DeficitRDD

1992$290.4 Billion Deficit$484 Billion DeficitRDD

1993$255.1 Billion Deficit$412.78 Billion DeficitDDD

1994$203.2 Billion Deficit$320.5 Billion DeficitDDD

1995$164 Billion Deficit$251.53 Billion DeficitDRR

1996$107.5 Billion Deficit$160.21 Billion DeficitDRR

1997$22 Billion Deficit$32.07 Billion DeficitDRR

1998$69.2 Billion Surplus$99.28 Billion SurplusDRR

1999$125.6 Billion Surplus$176.16 Billion SurplusDRR

2000$236.4 Billion Surplus$320.76 Billion SurplusDRR

2001$127.3 Billion Surplus$168.16 Billion SurplusRDR

2002$157.8 Billion Deficit$205.2 Billion DeficitRDR

2003$377.6 Billion Deficit$479.8 Billion DeficitRRR

2004$413 Billion Deficit$511.14 Billion DeficitRRR

2005$318 Billion Deficit$380.84 Billion DeficitRRR

2006$248 Billion Deficit$287.7 Billion DeficitRRR

2007$161 Billion Deficit$181.51 Billion DeficitRDD

2008$459 Billion Deficit$498.37 Billion DeficitRDD

2009$1413 Billion Deficit$1539.22 Billion DeficitDDD

2010$1294 Billion Deficit$1386.92 Billion DeficitDDD

2011$1299 Billion Deficit$1350.31 Billion DeficitDDR

2012$1100 Billion Deficit$1120.16 Billion DeficitDDR

2013$900 Billion Deficit$900 Billion DeficitDDR


__________________Reference
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/07/12/president-running-a-budget-surplus-gop-in-a-panic-as-they-witness-election-hopes-evaporate/
http://www.cnbc.com/id/100880536
http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/us-posts-budget-surplus-after-cuts.aspx?pageID=238&nID=50578&NewsCatID=344
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/us-posts-surprisingly-big-budget-surplus-6C10607875
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323740804578599842994555384.html
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-07-11/u-s-posts-widest-budget-surplus-since-2008-on-stronger-receipts.html
http://www.businessinsider.com/us-budget-surplus-2013-7
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23280737
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/07/11/us-usa-economy-budget-idUSBRE96A0TU20130711
http://www.davemanuel.com/history-of-deficits-and-surpluses-in-the-united-states.php

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