MooPig Report from the Middle :: "Honey Bee Naturalist Down"

I am Uneasy about the Fate of our BEES

Euphemized by Pat Darnell  |  May 28, 2013  |  Bryan TX

Stressors Affecting Bees

• PARASITES
• BACTERIAL DISEASES
• PESTICIDES
• NUTRITION
• GENETICS
• QUEEN QUALITY

Illinois illegally seizes bees resistant to Monsanto’s Roundup; Kills remaining Queens | Global Research:

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It doesn't pay to be a "naturalist" these days. More evidence of Big Brother watching down on the masses is shown in this report from the middle of Illinois. " ... A certified letter from the Ag Dept.’s Apiary Inspection Supervisor, Steven D. Chard, stated:

“During a routine inspection of your honeybee colonies by … Inspectors Susan Kivikko and Eleanor Balson on October 23, 2011, the bacterial disease ‘American Foulbrood’ was detected in a number of colonies located behind your [Terrence Ingram's] house…. Presence of the disease in some of your colonies was confirmed via test results from the USDA Bee Research Laboratory in Beltsville, Maryland that analyzed samples collected from your apiary….”  (Global Research, May 24, 2013. LINK) ... "

Mr Terrence Ingram is a hometown hero:

APRIL 27, 2012, APPLE RIVER, IL – The little town of Apple River in northeast Jo Daviess County, Illinois is the hometown of a big man - Terrence Ingram. Though not big in a physical sense, when it comes to saving the American Bald Eagle, there is hardly anyone in the United States held in higher regard than Ingram. His years of documented research and expertise regarding eagles and the work of the Eagle Nature Foundation, founded by Ingram, is in great part responsible for the bald eagle being removed from the “Threatened Species List “ in the United States. (Tom Kocal | Prairie Advocate News. April 27, 2012. LINK) ..."

This is the culprit that Illinois Department of Agriculture is looking for: American Foulbrood (Paenibacillus larvae)... it is doubtful in Mr Ingram's case that anything good will ever come from the governmental intervention on his bee hives. And we can assume that this is how it will be for the duration.

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You see Timmy, ... the government is controlled by the banks, and the banks have their diseased fingers in everyone's business.

"The way Lassie had to constantly save the family, you have to believe they were dumber than dirt. The only way their farm could have survived is from government grants, which you can figure Lassie filled out the paperwork."
— Dave Barry

That's our Report from the Middle today, where the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are above average.


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http://www.globalresearch.ca/illinois-illegally-seizes-bees-resistant-to-monsantos-roundup-kills-remaining-queens/5336210
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/Lassie *[SIDE NOTE: "Syndication Title: The early seasons were syndicated as Jeff's Collie, and later seasons as Timmy and Lassie."]*
http://www.pacc-news.com/5-2-12/heart_ingram5_2_12.html
http://pollinator.org/ccdmessage.htm

UPDATE Honey Bee Down :: "Confabbing Insanity: US Approves Bee Death"

Can It be any more Obvious?
Another Internet Pawl and Ratchet by Pat Darnell  |  May 20, 2013  |  Bryan TX

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Insanity: US Approves Bee Death Pesticide as EU Bans It: "Corporate politics is business as usual inside the United States, as I am once again shocked to report the EPA has sided with industry lobbyists over public health in approving a highly dangerous pesticide that the European Union recently decided to ban over fears of environmental devastation. Not only have neonicotinoid pesticides been linked repeatedly to mass bee deaths, also known as Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD), but the continued use of such pesticides threatens other aspects of nature (and humans) as well."

Recruiting is the name of the game. Especially in politics, a person is recruited by professionals for as little reason as his face. Recruiting the face puts a lot of pressure on a normal person, who thinks he is being recruited for his testimony, or his brains, or something other than just his face. The likelihood of one "pretty" person being recruited over another "less pretty person" in today's media blitzed, cacophonous, rabble is not a long shot.

Such broad strokes of a critical brush beg explanation. Or does it? For you who have been recruited, why do you think it was? Was your recruiter smarter than you? Did you have some similar attribute shared with your recruiter? Was the other person "the competition," fat or balding?

Let's say you are a patron at a whore house. The whores line up for you to pick one. You are with your friends, so you feel an edge to pick out the "best" candidate for your party, eh? You are also under pressure because the "matron" doesn't have all night. What are your criteria?

• Cleanliness, background check
• stature, good bone structure
• pretty face, symmetry
• Reminds you of some one, similitudes 

There you have it. That is how politicians are picked out. Can you think of other professions that are recruited this way?

So, now your politics has a face. Industry lobbyists get behind those faces. They make money less scarce for those faces. Remember that the faces still think they have reached their political office because they are smarter than you and me. So their ego's grow to out of proportion. Their faces start to swell up, flesh falls off their faces; it is painful to watch.

Back to the topic: " ... Not only have neonicotinoid pesticides been linked repeatedly to mass bee deaths, also known as Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD), but the continued use of such pesticides threatens other aspects of nature (and humans) as well. (Anthony Gucciardi. May 12, 2013. LINK) ... "
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CONCLUSION
Bees are dying because political recruiters are playing stink finger with egomaniacal politicians who can't help themselves.


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http://naturalsociety.com/us-approves-bee-deathpesticide-as-eu-bans/#ixzz2TH8YyFZB
http://billmoyers.com/2013/05/02/honey-bee-die-off-caused/
http://grist.org/article/food-2010-12-10-leaked-documents-show-epa-allowed-bee-toxic-pesticide/
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/apr/04/honeybees-entomb-hives
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2013/may/02/us-bee-report-pesticide-eu
http://act.credoaction.com/sign/eu_ban?akid=7850.4919288.PHED7_&rd=1&t=2
http://billmoyers.com/segment/%E2%80%9Cdance-of-the-honey-bee%E2%80%9D/
http://www.motherjones.com/tom-philpott/2012/05/catching-my-reading-ahead-pesticide-industry-confab http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2007/08/open-source-some-follow-up-on-honey-bee.html http://www.hcn.org/issues/342/16891http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2007/06/breaking-story-honey-bee-down.htmlhttp://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2008/03/honoring-honey-bees-with-yellow-and.htmlhttp://pollinator.org/multimedia.htmhttp://pollinator.org/Resources/TotalWheel%20v6%2005%2010%2007.pdfhttp://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/01/070125115707.htmhttp://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/02/05/bees_ani_02.html?category=travel&guid=20070205144500 

http://treehuggerbarbie.com/2012/02/29/why-is-monsanto-bad/http://www.newfrontier.com/asheville/bad_seed.htmhttp://www.greenpeace.org/international/en/news/features/monsanto_movie080307/ 

http://act.credoaction.com/campaign/efsa_bees/?r_by=53880-4989855-MeplPix&rc=confemail
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2012/05/moopig-wisdom-environmental-leading.htmlhttp://act.credoaction.com/campaign/efsa_bees/?r_by=53880-4989855-MeplPix&rc=confemail 
1. "Pesticides and Honey Bees: State of the Science," Pesticide Action Network North America
2. " Insecticide 'unacceptable' danger to bees, report finds," Guardian, 1/16/13
3. "European Agency concludes neonicotinoid pesticides too dangerous for bees," NRDC, 1/16/13
4. "Leaked document shows EPA allowed bee-toxic pesticide despite own scientists' red flags,"Grist, 12/10/10 
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/01/070125115707.htm
https://www.facebook.com/pages/California-Hex-Hives-SAVE-THE-BEES/109376852441931
http://rt.com/usa/new-pesticides-linked-bee-deaths-130/
http://www.ars.usda.gov/News/docs.htm?docid=15572

MooPig's Report from the Middle: "Summer"

Is it 109 Degrees in the Shade Where You Live ...?
By Pat Darnell | June 16, 2012 | Bryan TX

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http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/12/urban-dictionary-dont-forget-your.html

More Comic Relief

If you are old enough to remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These questions and answers are from the days when 'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.

MooPig's more Comic Relief sub-Department

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Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

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Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

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Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

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Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

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Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.

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Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

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Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

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Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

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Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture
you' ll never forget.

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Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

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Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

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Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

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Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

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Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

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Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

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Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

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Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

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Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

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Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.

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Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

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Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

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Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

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Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

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Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you
should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

As you are dead on in your assessment, and prodigiously correct with your examination on both sides of the numerous issues, it still remains extraordinarily good advice in all public shower forums: “Don’t drop the soap.”

As Ann Landers once replied to the Question: “What are two things you should never do in bed? ...Point and laugh.” Or did Paul Lynde answer with that on Hollywood Squares?

With warmest regards,

MooPig rapture expunge extraordinary Department

Tutti a’posto: Everything is okay, is good advice. Our charismatic and connected prodigy designer’s claim “its okay to like cool things” is bad advice. Dis contiguous. Shuffle ball change