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Saturday, November 10, 2012

MooPig's Tribal Supremacists Department :: American Anthropology

MooPig Redefining the Cliche
Snagged by Pat Darnell  |  Nov 10, 2012  |  Bryan TX



In aftermath, following the 2012 Elections, we look at the guys who say "I never get into politics." Those are the guys and gals who actually do the most harm with their own special flawed personal politics... they think they act outside some box, while in fact they are the most deluded within the boxes.

You know who I am talking about. Business men always try to seem impartial, and neutral while doing business in public, but if you get into their heads, they are different. Yes, they display all sorts of neurosis, prejudices, delusions, and worst of all bigotry.

When I see an Internet posting like this youTube, I get the creepy feeling that I am witnessing the worst of flawed politics. If there were facts involved I could make a better distinction, but it looks as if both sides of this argument are bombastic cowards.

This is the first time I heard the term Ziocracy... with all the zio-media, zio-Fed, and so on. Remember, in that Tom Berenger movie, Betrayed, the main character was fighting ZOG... Zionist Occupied Government. That was from 1988, when all the shit hit the fan about the oil supplies.

Boom bust cycles in the USA economy were most felt in 1973, and 1984. In Japan, though they began their endless recession at that time... and are probably in denial about their full blown depression for the last 25 years.

Back then we tried to put in rules that would soften the bust cycles in the future... But has it? I say the countries that are totally dependent on imported energy are the boondoggles. Those allies are the ones yanking our chain. They whine about being without resources, and are hit on every purchase of material they have to import: everything from wood to make pallets to oil to make energy.

The USA has had its share of natural disasters. Over there, the Japanese have failed due to natural disasters' making a soup of its Nuclear facility. The only thing saving the Nipponese is their abilities to do with very little, and get by. Austerity is part of their 'low tech' defense system -- austerity that Americans could never adapt to.

"I create nothing; I own it..." says the blogRadio intro. So if our shadow government is Ziocracy, Chinese-ocracy, Bank Cartel-ocracyFascist Organized,  ... whatever ... our best hope for future truth is still the Internet.



Listen to internet radio with The Truth Militia on Blog Talk Radio

Conclusion:
I find it difficult to make a list of the facts that have ruined life for the majority of Americans, but to blame the situation of record on Zionist clowns who have difficulty getting along with each other, is absurd. The Internet won the election for Barry Obama '12 ... that is the truth.

___________________Reference
http://encyclopedia.jrank.org/articles/pages/910/Betrayed-1988.html
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/the-truth-militia/2012/11/05/a-jewish-culture-christ-insanity-sandys-aftermath
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/the-truth-militia
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2012/09/moopig-site-review-alex-jones-jewish.html






Sunday, September 09, 2012

MooPig Site Review :: "Alex Jones - Jewish Zionist Governments"

Students in Middle Class :: the Bloggers' Run -on Sentence
Snagged by Pat Darnell | Sep 9, 2012 | Bryan TX
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Alex Jones - Jewish Zionist Governments: EXCERPT  |  " ...  "For those of us who grew up middle class, we started to have a harder time getting by. We worked while we were in high school, but that was okay, the extra money was nice. But then we graduated and it was time to begin our lives. So we either worked full time, or went to school, and probably work part-time. School is expensive, and whether you live in Quebec, the rest of Canada, the United States, or a great host of many other places, school is more expensive for us than it was for our parents. Our minimum wage might seem higher, but the cost of living has soared since our parents were getting their first few jobs, so in real terms, we earn much less. So we lived and often continue to live at home while we go to school or even while we work. With rent so high, and cities so expensive, who can afford their own space in this crazy kind of place? School was still too expensive, even as we worked and as our parents helped however they could. After all, they were and are struggling too. So we got student loans. And now we’re deep in debt."

'via Blog this'

There is something deeply wrong with a society in which students who struggle for a very chance in life are insulted, degraded, beaten, arrested, humiliated and denigrated. First, we were told for years that we were “lazy” and “apathetic”: Generation MTV, Generation iPod, a techno-savvy but reality-detached deluge of pseudo-humanoids. We were seen as concerned only with ‘self’, worshipping of wealth, and with celebrities like Paris Hilton and whatever Car-crashian disaster is on reality TV this week, who could blame people for thinking this? Our media raised us. Television raised us. Advertising raised us. Public relations agencies raised us. They have told us what to wear, how to behave, what to drink, what to eat, what to listen to, dance to, sing to, who to speak to, who to admire, who to hate, what to spend time thinking about, what to be concerned about, what and how to think and be. We were set up to be Generation Obscurity.

Read Entire Blog HERE ...

_____________Reference
http://www.chrisroubis.com/category/alex-jones/page/566/
http://tekstovi-pesama.com/run-on-sentence/0/496833/

Sunday, February 01, 2009

The Second Coming is Over... Now What?




Bruce Springsteen has fulfilled prophecy of the Second Coming. So... Grass in the Desert? Why not -- say some.
Retrieved by Pat Darnell

Babylon & Beyond
Current affairs. Egypt. Gaza. Iran. Iraq. Israel. Religion.

« LEBANON: Hezbollah says war with Israel is always a possibility | Main | IRAQ: Mock election posters are popping up around Baghdad »
ISRAEL: Elections, and the prophecy of pot

David Ben-Gurion was Israel's first prime minister. Each year, the date of his death is marked by a ceremony, and many politicians take the opportunity to deliver important policy speeches at the grave of the country's founding father.

These days, a different brand of public figure pays Ben-Gurion a visit, bringing with him an even more different policy.

Gil Kopatch, the head of the Aleh Yarok (Green Leaf, in Hebrew) party seeking a seat in Israel's parliament in the coming elections, filmed a campaign ad at the graveside.
Some were angered by the ad, and the Nature and National Parks Protection Authority protested before the Central Elections Committee for what it considered disrespect of the site, which is part of a national park. Justice Eliezer Rivlin, who chairs the committee, rejected the request to ban the ad, saying it was his job to permit freedom of expression for all, including the crass and distasteful.
This might not have been a big deal, if it weren't for the party's main platform issue: legalizing cannabis.So, sitting on the grave, Kopatch talks to the dead leader:

"You know, there are around a million Israelis who smoke this stuff. You know how much this costs me?! Loads. And do you know who grows and produces this? Hamas and Hezbollah. Yes, David. As defense minister, it is important that you know this. They're making piles of money off of us. They take the money and buy kassams to fire at us. A pity, no? Why shouldn't it be legal? You see, if it'll be legal, we could grow it here on these arid Negev hills, make the wilderness flower. We will keep the money in Israel and use it for good causes, David, like raising the teachers' salaries. ... The question is, though, what will Hamas and Hezbollah do with all the hashish they'll be left with? The answer is simple: They'll smoke it. They'll smoke it, David, and be calm. Because a good Arab is a calm Arab. And this," concludes Kopatch with a puff, "is my security concept."

So ...

And it shall come to pass in the end of days that they shall turn their stones into stoners, their hotheads into potheads. Not quite what the prophet Isaiah had in mind.

-- Batsheva Sobelman in Jerusalem

Friday, May 30, 2008

UPDATED: Religious Discernment of Cooks


PHOTO: Junk in the Trunk at Chappaquiddick




PHOTO: Rachel Ray---}















It's obvious that ms. Ray understands the far eastern concept of separating the illusion of the physical world from the deeper concepts of spiritual enlightenment. The Buddha,, er Great Bootyha, never spoke a bad word against Junk-in-the-trunk.
compostholestoy


PHOTO: Lady, cover your face !!






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In our continuing mission to present most up-to-date, factual, secondary research, MooPig Research Department gives us this late breaking update:
Update: Phrase applies to all three Religious Cook types -- thanks to Urban Dictionary !!
*******************************Variations
1. Junk in da trunk
53 up, 7 down
A female who has a nice or unusually large ass.
Damn son yo shawty over dere got sum junk in da trunk!
by Big Willie Nov 28, 2003

2. junk in da trunk
17 up, 10 down
Big booty usually a big one that is very "velupcuious"(not spelled right).ba dunka dunk
That way you shake that "junk in da trunk" it turns me out.
junk booty but ass ba dunka dunk by MonkeyPimp Apr 17, 2006


3. junk in da trunk
13 up, 17 down
referring to the amount of "material" in one's ass
Yo, da hoe gots a lotta junk in da trunk
by angel4325 Sep 4, 2004

4. junk in da trunk
7 up, 25 down
that ass is packed with a multitude of flesh. a gaping butthole
man she got some junk in da trunk
by brad Oct 6, 2004

5. junk in'a de trunk
13 up, 3 down
of Jamacian derivation: a large posterior or behind on a female
Daaaaaaamn, that fem got nuff junk in'a de trunk!
by whiskymack Jan 31, 2004

6. junk in his trunk [this one is for Compostholestoy]
2 up, 2 down
lots of cushion on the rump
That boys butt wouldn't fall asleep in those quaint little wood chairs if he had more junk in his trunk.
ass booty onion butt emj by BPW Jun 26, 2007
PHOTO: Bountiful architecturally cantilevered SS extended trunk}
7. Junk in the Top Bunk
20 up, 4 down
Noun: in mammals, the property of having conspicuously large or exaggerated mammary glands and tissue.
If I had just a little more junk in the top bunk, I could totally run this town.
stacked breasts flat tits tout le monde sur le balcon by Dan Craig Feb 18, 2006

*********************************Definitions
"junk in the trunk "
-- a girl that has a nice big round ass
all of you fat white chicks taking pictures of yourself dont have junk in the trunk, youve just got a big fat flabby white ass, a nice ass is round and on a girl with a tight body, so stop posting pics of urself and posting them definitions like these
by sycop Sep 6, 2005

-- A medical term used to describe a female with a disproportionately large gluteus maximus region in relation to the rest of her body. Scientists have discovered that, in this condition, any food eaten by the afflicted turns immediately to fat then migrates rapidly to the gluteus maximus. Research has found that this ailment is widespread throughout many areas of North America and is oddly prevalent in African-American females. While there is no known cure, as long as there are males of the species and alcohol remains readily available, these females are still well-received in society.

White Guy: Hey Snoop...that Maltliqueisha has some serious Junk in the Trunk, huh?
Snoop: What tha hizzle did you say to me, cracka?
White Guy: Uh...it has to be 4:20 somewhere...
Snoop: I thank I forgot sumpin' in ma car (ya know what I'm sayin')...I'll return in a minizzle.
White Guy: Word! PHOTO: Maltliqueisha------------------}
ghetto booty booty behind bum bottom by Illiterate Dec 28, 2005

-- Having a large ass.
Anita Ritchie
by COCK Nov 2, 2003

-- :a project chick that has a shapely ass and a small waist. a round jiggly ass.
You can tell Keisha has junk in the trunk by the way she's throwing dat ass from side to side.
by vinchap Feb 15, 2005

-- Adjective -- Describes a woman with a fair to good amount of ass. Generally caries a positive connotation.
I can't stand those anorexic girls, I need a girl with some junk in the trunk!
by MighMoS Dec 25, 2004

-- having a prodigious butt a little more than badonkadonk but less extreme than having an SUV in the pants
I don't mind a woman with a little meat on her bones, a little junk in her trunk.
by mandingoe Jun 1, 2004

*****************************Euphemisms
junk in the trunk badonkadonk booty ass butt bbw plumper fat chick fatty remorse veet double d hogger curvy hoggy hoggers hogging veeter brabuster colt 45's jugs omega mu big tits fatty d cups knockers nail the whale muffin top fat bitched ddd ddd cups large breasted juggs e-cup big titty committee plump bra buster jugs of joy large naturals plumpa lumpa plumper pumper plumpette kahunas boingly-doinglies dd cushion for the pushin jugnormous blimpy over the shoulder boulder holder plumper humper plumped busty

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