Horses of Differing Colors, and many other Cliches
by Pat Darnell and PETA-L
My goodness patrons!! How do you define protein supplements? I think if I eat a horse meat steak, I should probably become an even larger big dumb animal than I already am... no? Or is it silly to think that we are what we eat; that I am what I eat?
I had two donuts this morning... [attempted segue]
And it's not the first time. [SOURCE]
In March, dozens of horses carcasses were found stripped of their skin and meat and left on the side of the road in Miami, and officials say it's all for the sake of selling the meat on the black market.
Though not illegal to eat in the U.S., the sale of horse meat for human consumption is illegal.
Owners of horses are free to slaughter them for their own meal.
Though not a staple of the American dinner table, equine meat is in high demand by natives of the Caribbean, Cuba and other European countries who crave horse cuisine.
The horse meat can go for as much as $20 per pound on the black market.
The Humane Society of the United States is offering a reward of $2,500 for info leading to an arrest in the killings, and police say they're actively investigating the deaths.
Belgium and France
they love a meat
they can't hide
in their pants,
and that is quite discreet
cuisine as procurement...
they love a meat
they can't hide
in their pants,
and that is quite discreet
cuisine as procurement...
Eat More Horse
As it comes usually
from American sources
and not for all tourists
their meat from horses...
gourmet who suck it up...
...to be savvy,
Yes, licking thoroughbreds, and
sopping up horse-hair gravy
from Floridian stables
while watching Ray, Rachel
on tableland cable...
prepare Italian courses...
from untraceable sources...
of butchered filly's
and fondue of horses
Yum!! [SOURCE] (lyric by PD)
from American sources
and not for all tourists
their meat from horses...
gourmet who suck it up...
...to be savvy,
Yes, licking thoroughbreds, and
sopping up horse-hair gravy
from Floridian stables
while watching Ray, Rachel
on tableland cable...
prepare Italian courses...
from untraceable sources...
of butchered filly's
and fondue of horses
Yum!! [SOURCE] (lyric by PD)
Police investigating multiple horse killings
WBBH-TV | updated 9:12 p.m. CT, Thurs., May 14, 2009
Florida police are searching for the suspects behind a string of horse killings.
Two more horse carcasses were found on a small Miramar farm and police believe they were slaughtered for their meat in what is becoming a continuing problem in south Florida.
The horses' owner called police after he found his two animals slaughtered last week, brutally butchered, missing several body parts and laying in pools of blood.
2 comments:
Funk you and the horse you eat up on.
I *[heart]* da' Funk... Eddie. Thanks, Yo.
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