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Monday, June 29, 2009

Bo Derek's Rate the Mug Shots Monday: King\Queen of Bop... Who's the Boppin'est?



Winner from First Ever Rate the Mug Shots MooPig -- he\she\it goes by the handle: Pribek ! Whad'ya'know... how quaint. [HERE --June 15] Yes this person has a mug only a mudder could love ! Pribek will enjoy being matched up with Phil Spector, and nine turtle doves, for an evening at the Continental Bus Station in San Antonio for a probation violation relay race. What Fun!


"Hi, I'm Bo Derek... As you may remember, MooPig Enterprises has syndicated my column. I welcome the opportunity to bring "Rate the Mug Shots" to the MooPig Wisdom Blogger Venue.

This week we are taking it way back and asking "Will the King and Queen of Bop please sign in, and step up to be finger-printed... and some of you implanted."

"All you have to do is rate each of today's mug shot with a "
1 to 10" with "10" being the highest rating of how bopped is she or he. No looking at each others' answers, now...

I then press the numbers from 715 nations, and starch the derivatives to come up with monthly matches that prove to be a load of FUN! It beats that FaceBook stuff... right?

A Oprah
B Sean Combs
C James Brown
D David Bowie
E Shrek
F Michael Jackson
G Janis Jolin
H Vinnie








4 comments:

L. Ron Hubbard said...

Ooprah looks HOT at a buck fiddy.

Vinnie should kick David Bowie's ass.

MooPig said...

Hi L.

That brings to mind "What if Oprah married James Brown?"

What ever they made, for sure, would be HAWT!!

Kurt Vonnegut said...

I agree with L. Ron Hoobler...Ooprah sho' 'nuff got some mudflaps.
However, that is where we part ways. I think that Vinnie should kick Pee Diddle's ass.



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MooPig said...

Correct Answer.... Vinnie wins with two tens. Thanks for playing, L. and Kurt.

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