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Monday, June 01, 2009

FWD::FWD Message from a mySpace Captain





No one is immune.

If a FWD::FWD Message comes your way what should you do? I don't know either. But here is one I ...{ahem}... augmented to fit my needs. It is from a mySpace unsolicited friend, Mariella Tirado.

So far I have seen this one go around at least ten times... give or take. The problem is that it has missing parts, and makes absolutely no sense. How long will it continue to inhabit cyberspace? This is the advertising medium of the future, if only I could harness it. Meanwhile I add my curve ball to it.

I suppose I will take some of these messages in the future and augment them to my way of thinking, and give'em a spin back into the viral stew. Sound good? Let's get ready for:
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FWD::FWD Messages Department, by Pat Darnell


POsted -- May 27, 2009 12:39 AM
Mariella Tirado
Female
39 years old
Lake Ridge, VIRGINIA
United States



5/27/2009
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Subject: Can a Rocker be a Blogger Too?

Body: Who Bloody Knows?

ok i know u hate this crap when people send you crapp like this but trust me i mean trust me i will never lie too any of u....this crappppp is freakin scary its sooo crazy and it works but u have too belive in it.. soo good luck lates {MT}

DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO THE PERSON WHO SENT U THIS!!!!
[not a good idea]

DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY
... from thursday october 6, 2005
...here just do it

most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy, this really works!!!! {MT}

*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​ONE*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​
1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl [OR LARGE BIG DUMB ANIMAL] you wanna be with 3 times!

Llama
Llama
Llama

*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​TWO*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​
2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say it to your self 6 times!!

Lose 123 pounds
Lose 123 pounds
Lose 123 pounds

Lose 123 pounds
Lose 123 pounds
Lose 123 pounds

~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​THREE~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​~​
3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!

I wish I had three hundred more wishes
I wish I had three hundred more wishes
I wish I had three hundred more wishes

I wish I had three hundred more wishes
I wish I had three hundred more wishes
I wish I had three hundred more wishes

I wish I had three hundred more wishes
I wish I had three hundred more wishes
I wish I had three hundred more wishes

- ​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-FOUR​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​
4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that 1 special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!

Find thirty tons of gold under our bed
Find thirty tons of gold under our bed
Find thirty tons of gold under our bed

Find thirty tons of gold under our bed
Find thirty tons of gold under our bed
Find thirty tons of gold under our bed

Find thirty tons of gold under our bed
Find thirty tons of gold under our bed
Find thirty tons of gold under our bed

Find thirty tons of gold under our bed
Find thirty tons of gold under our bed
Find thirty tons of gold under our bed

​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​- FIVE-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​
5. Now, here's the hard part! Pick only 1 of these [FOLLOWING NIGHTMARES] and as you scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that [IMAGE], until nothing anywhere makes any sense anymore...

...{Original images have been lost in wobbly-world-internet-servers; so I added a few from my Picasa files}... [PD]

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