It Takes Leather Balls, and a Little Bit of Dementia, to Play Rugby
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Mar 30, 2014 | Bryan TX
[Picture Credit] St Andrew's Church, in the town center, is Rugby's original parish church. A church has stood on the site since the 13th century.
Rugby, Warwickshire - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "Rugby is most famous for the invention of rugby football, which is played throughout the world. The invention of the game is credited to William Webb Ellis whilst breaking the existing rules of a football match played in 1823 at Rugby School, which is near the center of Rugby."
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It's a shame that I cannot justify paying cable TV so I can watch Rugby. There is one sport channel for Rugby, but I would have to subscribe. Watching online is expensive too. It takes a bunch of Gigabytes to stream anything these days. I only have 5 Gb's a month on my computer here at work for $59.99, that is about one Gb per week.
Young athletes see themselves as invincible and indestructible. The pursuit of short-term athletic glory overshadows the specter of long-term disability, especially when the symptoms of C.T.E. may be delayed by decades. No one knows certain how much head trauma is needed for Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy, C.T.E., to develop. But for some of us who are candidates for C.T.E., it would explain some of those rugby songs we used to sing:
Rang a Dang Doo
[Starts with The Chorus:]
A Rang A Dang Doo
Pray, what is that?
Its got fur all around
Like a pussy cat
Its oval shaped
And its split in two
And that’s what we call
A rang a dang doo
I knew a girl,
Whose name was Jeane
She was the sweetest girl
I’d ever seen
She loved a boy
Who was straight and true
He longed to play
On her Rang a Dang Doo
[Chorus]
She took him to
Her father’s house
They crept upstairs
Quiet as a mouse
They locked the doors
And the window too
They played all night
On her rang a dang doo
The very next day
Her father said
You've gone and lost,
Your maiden head
So pack your bags
And your suitcase too
And bugger off, with your rang a dang doo
So she went off to be a whore,
And hung this sign above her door:
"One dollar each and three for two
To take a crack at her rang a dang doo."
[Chorus]
They came by twos, they came by fours,
Until at last they came in scores,
But she was glad when they were through
For she still had her rang a dang doo.
Then Mary’s came
And Mary’s went,
Her price dropped down
To 50 cents
She got the crabs
And the herpes too
That was the end of her rang a dang doo
And now she lies beneath the sod;
Her soul, they say, is gone to God,
But down in Hell, when Satan's blue,
He takes a whirl at her rang a dang doo.
As you can see I am partial to anthologies. My last comfort and longest friend in travel companionship is my battered and well fingered "why was He Born so Beautiful, and other Rugby Songs," Prefaced by Michael Green. My weathered 1972 copy has been with me, just like my F2 Nikkormat, all over the world.
"Editorial Note: For more specialized insights into the social psychology of these songs, and to the fans who evidently take pleasure from singing them, a recent article by the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Stafford Clark is recommended."
CONCLUSION
I played football through high school. I went to a small private university, that had a football team, but I wanted to try something new. In college I took up Rugby.
I soon learned how to fake an injury for the team. Yes, sometimes the team is gasping for air, and barely able to scrum up, so the captain quietly whispers "Two Minutes Darnell" ... and I would feign an injury so the team could get a two minute blow. Sometimes, I didn't need to fake an injury, as some long legged Fly Half would run right over me, or a rabid Hooker who had it in for me.
You see, Rugby goes forward as the clock runs, there is no break between plays, and if you stop with the ball or fall down with it, you are the epicenter of a loose ruck. Plenty of opportunity to fake your own injury.
That's MooPig's Report from the Middle, where the men are meritorious, women are strong, and the children are above average. Thank you, Garrison Keillor.
Having taken part in two of the sports on the list, American Football and Rugby, I remember having my bell rung many times in practice and in games. It got to be a game in itself to see how fast I could recover in order to get back in the game. I played lineman, Guard, in the pit where head and shoulder strikes are the name of the game.
I plan to donate my brain to the institution that could slice it up and study it after I am gone. I think it will help many in their struggles with mid-life dementia.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugby,_Warwickshire
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_traumatic_encephalopathy
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2014/02/moopig-brain-industries-stroke-and.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2014/01/moopig-calendar-department-womens-rugby.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2008/11/books-special-friends-by-pat-darnell.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/12/moopig-wisdom-2013.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/03/moopig-brain-industry-cognitive.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/01/moopig-report-from-middle-fake-your-own.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2011/09/all-blacks-rugby-moopig-is-fan-rugby.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2011/09/maori-warriors-perform-traditional-haka.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2011/07/all-blacks-rugby-moopig-is-fan.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2010/09/heres-how-we-spin-delhi-commonwealth.html
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Showing posts with label All Blacks Rugby. Show all posts
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Sunday, March 30, 2014
MooPig's "I Feel a Limerick Coming on" Department :: "Rugby, Warwickshire, England"
Sunday, January 12, 2014
MooPig Calendar Department :: "Women's Rugby, Oxford"
We Hope this becomes a Trend for all Sports Calendars
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Jan 12, 2014 | Bryan TX
See the pictures and full article HERE ...
SheWired - PHOTOS: Oxford University's Women's Rugby Club Bares All for Charity: "2014 just got a whole lot more promising! For a mere £10 you can own the Oxford University’s Women’s Rugby Football Club’s Naked calendar! Who knows what the shipping amounts to if you’re across the pond, but judging from the photos below, it’s totally worth it! And, not only to you get 12 months of athletic – uh – inspiration, but you get to know that your investment was philanthropic considering part of the proceeds from the calendar will go to Mind Your Head, Oxford University’s mental health campaign."
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http://www.shewired.com/sports/2013/12/04/photos-oxford-universitys-womens-rugby-club-bares-all-charity?utm_source=Xhamster&utm_medium=popunder&utm_campaign=Xhamster%20Popunder
Sunday, September 18, 2011
All Blacks Rugby: MooPig is a Fan -- "Rugby World Cup Latest News"
Ireland's victory over Tri-Nations champions, Australia
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | September 17, 2011 | Bryan TX
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BBC News - Rugby World Cup: Ireland put Australia to the sword: "But Ireland grew in confidence and secured their first World Cup win over the Wallabies."
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-14959656
http://www.odt.co.nz/rugby-world-cup-2011/rwc-latest-news/178227/ferocious-forwards-fired-ireland-victory-odriscoll
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | September 17, 2011 | Bryan TX
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BBC News - Rugby World Cup: Ireland put Australia to the sword: "But Ireland grew in confidence and secured their first World Cup win over the Wallabies."
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EXCERPT | ... "You always want to play a team at full tilt, the fact that David Pocock was unfortunate enough to be out injured, I'm sure he'll come back and play a big part in the tournament, but you can only play what's out against you.
"Our guys played well tonight, it is the first time our backrow combination has had a game together and they can get stronger from tonight's performance."
The forward effort was only matched by a phenomenal support on a wet and windy night in Auckland.
Irish fans and New Zealand locals dressed in green hoping the Six Nations side could turn over the All Blacks' rivals, made up the majority of the 60,000 crowd at Eden Park as they roared their, or adopted, side on.
"It felt like a home game and definitely when you are tired and struggling for a second wind or a third wind that cheer can often be the boost you need," O'Driscoll said.
"Hopefully we can continue with great Irish support - and anyone else who wants to jump on the bandwagon." (Online editor on Sun, 18 Sep 2011. HERE)
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-14959656
http://www.odt.co.nz/rugby-world-cup-2011/rwc-latest-news/178227/ferocious-forwards-fired-ireland-victory-odriscoll
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Sunday, September 11, 2011
Maori Warriors Perform Traditional Haka Dance - Fox News Video - Fox News
Maori Warriors Perform Traditional Haka Dance - Fox News Video - Fox News:
USA Rugby team lost to New Zealand today in the tournament. However the USA team will still be facing Russia next. If you follow MooPig then you understand the mention of this sport as part of MooPig's mystique. HA!
The war dance made famous by the All Blacks Rugby Union team was composed by a notoriously aggressive Maori chief, Te Rauparaha, after his lucky escape from enemies in the 1820s.
As the legend goes, he hid from them in a food-storage pit, and when he climbed out he was met by a friendly chief, Te Whareangi (the "hairy man").
The war cry tells this story:
If you receive this post via email, you need only click on the LINK above to see the New Zealand Haka Dance as it is performed in the streets on opening day of Rugby World Cup.
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Maori:
Ka mate, ka mate! ka ora! ka ora!
Ka mate! ka mate! ka ora! ka ora!
Tenei te tangata puhuruhuru
Nana nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra
A, upane! ka upane!
A, upane, ka upane, whiti te ra!
English:
'Tis death! 'tis death! (or: I may die) 'Tis life! 'tis life! (or: I may live)
'Tis death! 'tis death! 'Tis life! 'tis life!
This the hairy man that stands here...
who brought the sun and caused it to shine
A step upward, another step upward!
A step upward, another... the Sun shines!
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http://video.foxnews.com/v/1151521590001/maori-warriors-perform-traditional-haka-dance/?playlist_id=86857
http://www.janesoceania.com/newzealand_maori_haka/index.htm
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Sunday, July 24, 2011
All Blacks Rugby: MooPig is a Fan
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As it happened - All Blacks v Fiji | RUGBY News: "Prematch:
The All Blacks and Fiji both challenge each other with their respective hakas.
Richie McCaw guides the All Blacks out onto the field for the national anthem sung by Opshop frontman Jason Kerrison.
Match lineup:
All Blacks: 15-Mils Muliaina, 14-Zac Guildford, 13-Conrad Smith, 12-Ma'a Nonu, 11-Sitiveni Sivivatu, 10-Colin Slade, 9-Jimmy Cowan; 8-Liam Messam, 7-Richie McCaw (c), 6-Adam Thomson, 5-Ali Williams, 4-Jarrad Hoeata, 3-Ben Franks, 2-Andrew Hore, 1-Wyatt Crockett.
Reserves: 16-Corey Flynn, 17-John Afoa, 18-Sam Whitelock, 19-Jerome Kaino, 20-Piri Weepu, 21-Daniel Carter, 22-Ben Smith
Fiji: 15-Iliesa Keresoni, 14-Timoci Nagusa 13-Albert Vulivuli, 12-Ravai Fatiaki, 11-Napolioni Nalaga, 10-Seremaia Bai, 9-Nemia Serelevu, 8-Sakiusa Matadigo, 7-Akapusi Qera, 6-Dominiko Waqaniburotu, 5-Rupeni Nasiga, 4-Sekonaia Kalou, 3-Deacon Manu (c), 2-Sunia Koto, 1-Campese Ma'afu.
Reserves: 16-Viliame Veikoso, 17-Setefano Somoca, 18-Josefa Domolailai, 19-Malakai Ravulo, 20-Vitori Buatava, 21-Taniela Rawaqa, 22-Vereniki Goneva.
Referee: Stuart Dickinson (Australia)"
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http://tvnz.co.nz/rugby-news/live-updates-all-blacks-v-fiji-4320116?ref=rss
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