Snagged by Pat Darnell | Oct 10, 2012 | Bryan TX
The Complete List (A-Z)
American Borat
Bain in the Ass (David Letterman)
Below Average (reference to his not-so-good grades in school, business and politics)
Bermuda Barracuda (Mike Burch, reference to his corporate raiding and offshore shell corporations)
Big Data (reference to the android Data on Star Trek)
Bishop Romney (he actually was a bishop in the Mormon church, with his own diocese, called a "Stake")
Book of Moron (Young Turks, pun on the Book of Mormon)
Captain AmerCIA
Captain Ameri-con (Mike Burch)
Captain Chucklebuns (Jon Stewart)
Capitol Gains
Cayman Chameleon (Mike Burch, reference to his waffling and offshore IRAs and pun on Karma Chameleon)
Chameleon
Darth eVader (Mike Burch)
Decepticon (Young Turks)
Dipshit Mitt
Ditto Dubya
Dog Dispatcher (Mike Burch, for strapping his dog Seamus to the roof of his car for an 11-hour road trip)
Dubya Ditto
Empty Suit
EstablishMitt
Etch-a-Sketch
Fancy Cheesebag (at prep school)
Fee-Fee (pun on fees instead of taxes, as Massachusetts governor)
Flip-Flop
Flip-Flop Mitt
Flip-Flop Romney
Flip-Flopney
Flip Romney
Flip Willard
Flipper
Gutless Wonder (thinkprogress.org)
Javelin (secret service code name, referring to a car produced by his father's company American Motors)
King of Bain (Newt Gingrich)
King of Bane
King of Pain
Lord of the Flies (a fellow student)
Lord of the Rings (Olympics)
Magic Undies (Young Turks)
Massachusetts Mauler
Matinee Mitt
Med-evil Mitt (Mike Burch, pun on Dark Age thinking and evil medical plans)
Mega Millions Jackpot (his wife Ann)
Meh Romney (I don't get it either)
Miffed Mitt (Mike Burch, when he doesn't get his way)
Mighty Mormon Power Ranger
Missionary Mitt (he was a Mormon missionary too)
Mitney
Mitt Moneybags
Mitwit
Mitt Inappropriate (Mike Burch)
Mitt Robbed Me
Mitt Robme
Mitt Rotney (Maxine Waters)
Mitt the Flopple (Mike Burch, pun on Mott the Hopple)
Mitt the Omitter (Mike Burch)
Mitt the Press (David Letterman)
Mitt the Ripper
Mitt the Ripster (Mike Burch)
Mitt the Shit
Mitt the Twit (The Sun of London, Rupert Murdoch)
Mitt the Twitt
Mitt Twitter (Mike Burch)
Mittens
Mittler (LGBT community)
Mittsy Bainer (pun on Mitzi Gaynor)
Mitt Witt
More Money (at Bain)
Mr. 1%
Mr. Ego
Mr. Roboto (at high school)
Multiple Choice Mitt
Multiple Mitt
Mute Romney (dailykos.com)
Myth Romney
Nacho Romney (his grandfather moved to Mexico in order to practice polygamy)
Nit Wit Mitt (teksyndicate)
Nit Wits 4 Mitt (his supporters)
Nitmitt
Nobama
Nowhere Man (The London Times, Rupert Murdoch)
Obama Lite
Outsourcer-in-Chief
Omit Mitt (because he leaves out all unpleasant facts about his career as a vulture capitalist)
Pac-Man (Young Turks, pun on Political Action Committees)
Pander Bear
PepperMitt Patty (Mike Burch)
PerMitt
Phony Bologna
Pink Slip
Pink Slip Mitt
Quit Mitt, Shit! (a cry of agonized distress from his Bain victims)
R. Money (ghetto name; Romney misspelled)
Remoney
Re-Money
Retch-a-Sketch
Rigger Mortis (Mike Burch)
Robama
Robmoney (while Massachusetts governor)
Robocorp (Young Turks)
Rombo (David Letterman)
Romney and the Romulans (reference to cold-blooded Star Trek aliens)
Romneybot
Romneycon (Mike Burch)
Romney Hood (President Obama, pun on Robin Hood stealing from the poor to give to the rich)
Romneygeddon (Yahoo)
Romneyshambles
Romnuts (David Letterman)
Roof Doggy Dog
Rook Romney
Rosy Palm
Serial Killer (reference to "corporations are people")
Shit Romney
Silver Spoon
Slick Dancing Mitt (Massachusetts)
Stuporman (Mike Burch)
The Early Front-Runner
The Job Cremator
The Lie
The Massachusetts Marxist (Village Voice)
The Mormonator (David Letterman)
The Romneybot
The Rommunist
The Terminator (at Bain, for firing people and destroying entire companies)
The Perminator (Mike Burch, a pun on his stiff 'do)
The Sperminator (Mike Burch because he wants to force rape and incest victims to bear their abusers' babies)
The Verminhater (Mike Burch, because he seems look down on people who aren't richer than Midas)
The Wrath of RhomneyKhan (Mike Burch)
The Waffle
The Weasel (thinkprogress.org)
Tin Man (reference to no heart)
Unfit Mitt
Un-Mitt-igated Disaster (Mike Burch)
Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy
Waffles
Weather Vain
Weather Vane (constantly changing direction)
Willard (reference to the rat movie)
Willard Billhard (Mike Burch)
Willard Fillmore (Mike Burch)
Wily Willy (Mike Burch)
Wrong Way Romney (Mike Burch)
X-Mitt (Mike Burch, as in "hopefully crossed out at the ballot box")
Yugo (his father was "Rambler" at American Motors)
Ziggurat Mitt (he thinks he's closer to heaven and the gods than the rest of us mere mortals)
The Pander Bear speaks
1 comment:
Daleks, Autons, Axons, Boks, and the Beasts from the Pit, Cassandra, Clockwork Robos, Cybermen, Daemons and Davros, Face of Boe, Empress of Racnoss, Destroyer, Fendahleens, Ice Warriors and Jagaroth, Macra and the Master ... yeah, Robmoney built it all himself... what a floating turd is Mitt.
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