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Nick-Names for Robmoney... the Whack-a -mole King ... The Complete List (A-Z)
Snagged by Pat Darnell | Oct 10, 2012 | Bryan TX

Deb Schroeder-kivisto

8 hours ago · 

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  The Complete List (A-Z)
  
  American Borat
  
  Bain in the Ass (David Letterman)
  Below Average (reference to his not-so-good grades in school, business and politics)
  Bermuda Barracuda (Mike Burch, reference to his corporate raiding and offshore shell corporations)
  Big Data (reference to the android Data on Star Trek)
  Bishop Romney (he actually was a bishop in the Mormon church, with his own diocese, called a "Stake")
  Book of Moron (Young Turks, pun on the Book of Mormon)
  
  Captain AmerCIA
  Captain Ameri-con (Mike Burch)
  Captain Chucklebuns (Jon Stewart)
  Capitol Gains
  Cayman Chameleon (Mike Burch, reference to his waffling and offshore IRAs and pun on Karma Chameleon)
  Chameleon
  
  Darth eVader (Mike Burch)
  Decepticon (Young Turks)
  Dipshit Mitt
  Ditto Dubya
  Dog Dispatcher (Mike Burch, for strapping his dog Seamus to the roof of his car for an 11-hour road trip)
  Dubya Ditto
  
  Empty Suit
  EstablishMitt
  Etch-a-Sketch
  
  Fancy Cheesebag (at prep school)
  Fee-Fee (pun on fees instead of taxes, as Massachusetts governor)
  Flip-Flop
  Flip-Flop Mitt
  Flip-Flop Romney
  Flip-Flopney
  Flip Romney
  Flip Willard
  Flipper
  
  Gutless Wonder (thinkprogress.org)
  
  Javelin (secret service code name, referring to a car produced by his father's company American Motors)
  
  King of Bain (Newt Gingrich)
  King of Bane
  King of Pain
  
  Lord of the Flies (a fellow student)
  Lord of the Rings (Olympics)
  
  Magic Undies (Young Turks)
  Massachusetts Mauler
  Matinee Mitt
  Med-evil Mitt (Mike Burch, pun on Dark Age thinking and evil medical plans)
  Mega Millions Jackpot (his wife Ann)
  Meh Romney (I don't get it either)
  Miffed Mitt (Mike Burch, when he doesn't get his way)
  Mighty Mormon Power Ranger
  Missionary Mitt (he was a Mormon missionary too)
  Mitney
  Mitt Moneybags
  Mitwit
  Mitt Inappropriate (Mike Burch)
  Mitt Robbed Me
  Mitt Robme
  Mitt Rotney (Maxine Waters)
  Mitt the Flopple (Mike Burch, pun on Mott the Hopple)
  Mitt the Omitter (Mike Burch)
  Mitt the Press (David Letterman)
  Mitt the Ripper
  Mitt the Ripster (Mike Burch)
  Mitt the Shit
  Mitt the Twit (The Sun of London, Rupert Murdoch)
  Mitt the Twitt
  Mitt Twitter (Mike Burch)
  Mittens
  Mittler (LGBT community)
  Mittsy Bainer (pun on Mitzi Gaynor)
  Mitt Witt
  More Money (at Bain)
  Mr. 1%
  Mr. Ego
  Mr. Roboto (at high school)
  Multiple Choice Mitt
  Multiple Mitt
  Mute Romney (dailykos.com)
  Myth Romney
  
  Nacho Romney (his grandfather moved to Mexico in order to practice polygamy)
  Nit Wit Mitt (teksyndicate)
  Nit Wits 4 Mitt (his supporters)
  Nitmitt
  Nobama
  Nowhere Man (The London Times, Rupert Murdoch)
  
  Obama Lite
  Outsourcer-in-Chief
  Omit Mitt (because he leaves out all unpleasant facts about his career as a vulture capitalist)
  
  Pac-Man (Young Turks, pun on Political Action Committees)
  Pander Bear
  PepperMitt Patty (Mike Burch)
  PerMitt
  Phony Bologna
  Pink Slip
  Pink Slip Mitt
  
  Quit Mitt, Shit! (a cry of agonized distress from his Bain victims)
  
  R. Money (ghetto name; Romney misspelled)
  Remoney
  Re-Money
  Retch-a-Sketch
  Rigger Mortis (Mike Burch)
  Robama
  Robmoney (while Massachusetts governor)
  Robocorp (Young Turks)
  Rombo (David Letterman)
  Romney and the Romulans (reference to cold-blooded Star Trek aliens)
  Romneybot
  Romneycon (Mike Burch)
  Romney Hood (President Obama, pun on Robin Hood stealing from the poor to give to the rich)
  Romneygeddon (Yahoo)
  Romneyshambles
  Romnuts (David Letterman)
  Roof Doggy Dog
  Rook Romney
  Rosy Palm
  
  Serial Killer (reference to "corporations are people")
  Shit Romney
  Silver Spoon
  Slick Dancing Mitt (Massachusetts)
  Stuporman (Mike Burch)
  
  The Early Front-Runner
  The Job Cremator
  The Lie
  The Massachusetts Marxist (Village Voice)
  The Mormonator (David Letterman)
  The Romneybot
  The Rommunist
  The Terminator (at Bain, for firing people and destroying entire companies)
  The Perminator (Mike Burch, a pun on his stiff 'do)
  The Sperminator (Mike Burch because he wants to force rape and incest victims to bear their abusers' babies)
  The Verminhater (Mike Burch, because he seems look down on people who aren't richer than Midas)
  The Wrath of RhomneyKhan (Mike Burch)
  
  The Waffle
  The Weasel (thinkprogress.org)
  Tin Man (reference to no heart)
  
  Unfit Mitt
  Un-Mitt-igated Disaster (Mike Burch)
  
  Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy
  
  Waffles
  Weather Vain
  Weather Vane (constantly changing direction)
  Willard (reference to the rat movie)
  Willard Billhard (Mike Burch)
  Willard Fillmore (Mike Burch)
  Wily Willy (Mike Burch)
  Wrong Way Romney (Mike Burch)
  
  X-Mitt (Mike Burch, as in "hopefully crossed out at the ballot box")
  
  Yugo (his father was "Rambler" at American Motors)
  
  Ziggurat Mitt (he thinks he's closer to heaven and the gods than the rest of us mere mortals)
  
  The Pander Bear speaks