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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

MooPig Under Water Discovery Department :: "Aquatic Humanoids"

MooPig Movie Reviews -- Mockumentary
Sorted by Pat Darnell  |  May 28, 2013  |  Bryan TX

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U.S. CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF MERMAIDS | Weekly World News: "The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) confirmed that mermaids exist and that they are growing in numbers. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reportedly published a post on their “Ocean Facts” newsfeed titled “Conclusive Evidence of  the Existence of Aquatic Humanoids.” ( Frank Lake on May 16, 2013 LINK) ... "

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I watched the episode on Animal Planet last night. It was a doozy. Fake, but a doozy of a dossier.
By Jktorres28 on May 28, 2013 at 3:30 am
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On “Mermaids: The New Evidence,” Animal Planet revisited its documentary about the existence of mermaids from last year, “Mermaids: The Body Found.” Biologist Dr. Paul Robertson returned with what appeared to be brand new footage of the alleged mythical creatures, allegedly taken this spring in the Greenland Sea.
Viewers were glued to the TV watching the new special, getting “Mermaids: The New Evidence” trending on Twitter.
But the whole thing is a hoax — the original documentary was revealed to be staged. Discovery, Animal Planet’s parent company, described the program as “science fiction” based on “scientific theory.”
The executive producer of “Mermaids: The New Evidence” told the Mother Nature Network that he wanted people to think it was real — that’s why they made it look like a documentary.
And The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration maintains, “Mermaids: The New Evidence” is just entertainment. Its website reads: “No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found. Why, then, do they occupy the collective unconscious of nearly all seafaring peoples? That’s a question best left to historians, philosophers, and anthropologists.”
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One or two cryptic Comments on the above spoof:

MrX · 1 week ago
I Served in the Military, u would be shocked at what the public dont know, probably for the best in my opinion.

-- to which Roger replied --

Roger · 6 days ago
MrX your full of it my Father was military my uncle was military my cousin was military I was military and my son is Military we're all retired military except my son who is a military intelligence Officer and you're full of it.

-- to which "None" replied --

None · 1 hour ago
Roger don't deny the fact that the military keeps so many things within their little "community hole" I'm in the military. Grew up in a family who served in the military. I also married a military officer. There are just things that they keep from the public.

-- to which Allen replied --

Allen Stribling · 18 hours ago
Ok, lets say they are real, would this mean ? they own the ocean, ? Do they have rights? Something to think about.

-- final answer ? --

Mermaids: The Body Found was/is fake. The researchers were actors check IMDB. (LINK)

After “Mermaids: The Body Found” premiered, NOAA issued a statement: “No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found. Why, then, do they occupy the collective unconscious of nearly all seafaring peoples? That’s a question best left to historians, philosophers, and anthropologists.”

But we still wonder.

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