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Thursday, May 09, 2013

UPDATE Honey Bee Down :: "Bee Colonies"

The Invisible Romantics
Compendium by Pat Darnell  |  May 9, 2013  |   Bryan TX 
Honey Bee Die-Off Caused By Multiple Factors Including Pesticides | News & Notes, What Matters Today | "A federal study released today attributes the massive die-off in American honey bee colonies to a combination of factors, including pesticides, poor diet, parasites and a lack of genetic diversity. Nearly a third of honey bee colonies in the United States have been wiped out since 2006. The estimated value of crops lost if bees were no longer able to pollinate fruits and vegetables is around $15 billion." (May 2, 2013. by Theresa Riley. LINK)

'via Blog this'
Hey everybody on the Internet... here's a challenge for you. Let's occupy Bee Colonies. How about it? As a single voice from the heart of America, we could write songs about the disappearing Bee colonies, we could write posts, we could camp out near Bee Colonies... I don't know... maybe we could save the BEE's.

While you watch Dancing With the Stars on Mondays, you could make a call during a commercial.

Is there any other creature more impassioned than your average Worker BEE? I ask you to drop the veil of gadgetry for a second: is there a thing on earth more efficient than a honey BEE?

What is it America? You don't want almonds on your salads anymore? You want to have lemonade without lemons?

Hey, INTERNET, GET off your ASS!



Pribek said...


Patrick Darnell said...

I need about twenty million bucks to turn the tide of Bees in USA... that is about as possible as saving the Italian economy in my nephews' lifetimes.

Should I call someone? Who? Orange County Choppers? Do you think they might get behind the bees and build a stylized Bee-Chopper?

I am so far out of the loop of 'how to market" that I feel like a grandpa without any grandchildren.

Blah. SAVE THE BEES; Me, always preaching to the choir.

Patrick Darnell said...

violeman 1 day ago
Hey Bud !!!
Supposedly Bee`s use the same frequency 7.93 GHZ or so to navigate and communicate & Cells phone`s and Cell phone towers operate all over those same frequencies`s too ..
So scientists are saying that, that is causing a lot of the bee`s to die out too cause they lose their way & I could see the frequencies even causing major health problems for them as well as they are for us ..
Just something to think about !!!
Thanks 4 The Updates !!!

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