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Saturday, December 28, 2013

MooPig Prophecy Fulfillment Department :: "Debby Does Lucy"

Movies in your Futures
by Pat Darnell and Nostro Damn Us  |  Dec 28, 2013  |  Bryan TX

[Picture LINK] Disney actress Debby Ryan

We at MooPig Internetional asked the "Nostrodamus Quatrain Generator," HERE, if we would see comedic genius Debby Ryan play Lucille Ball in an "I Love Lucy" cinematic extravaganza?

Nostradamus Responds surprisingly in English:
" ... Earth-shaking fire from the center of the Earth
Fire approaches the great new city
Drowsy with peace, war will arise
At Easter in the temple abysses opened ... "
[NOTE: If you are unsure of what the response means, further guidance can be found in the Gideon Bible, available at most finer hotels and motels.]

Translated into French means:
" ... Trembler la terre le feu du centre de la Terre
Feu s'approche de la grande nouvelle ville
Paix assoupie, la guerre se posera
A Pâques dans les abîmes du temple ouverts ..."
Which in Yiddish is:
"... ʻrd - şʼaqyng pyyaʻr pwn dʻm ẕʻntʻr pwn dʻr ʻrd
Pyyaʻr ʼaṗrʼáwtşyz dy grwys nyya ştʼát
Drʼáwwsy myt şlwm, mlẖmh wwʻt ştyy ʼwyp
ʼyn ystʻr ʼyn dy hmqdş ʼabyssʻs gʻʻpnt ..."
We think there is a moderate to conservative chance that this will happen, but now that we published it, most probably it will take on a life of its own, and be a self-fulfilling prophesy, in the near, if not far off, future, +/- 3%.

[Picture LINK] Lucille Ball ... Considering how public her life was, I think she carried a certain mystique you could see in her eyes. Celebrities don’t really have that nowadays because of paparazzi culture and mostly because they like to wear their insecurities out in the open.


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