Recall This!!!!

Somebody is defecating where they eat. China is becoming a model for what is called the Wheel in Rugby. The scrum is thrown into a spin by one team when half of one team's cunningly bloody scrum quits pushing and drops backward, and the other half pushes the mass of bodies into a hyperbolic paraboloid. Hooker foots a dribble to the scrum half who is tearing down the weak side of the field like a fly half. Great in seven a sides. Are our distant Nemesis's doing all this intentionally? Throwing global trade into disarray?

Distribution: What do you do with a drunken sailor? You chat him up and steal his money.. that's what. I would rather have the low caste of freight ship captains drop the useless dog food containers into deep sea, than have a recall. Have you ever been in the retail business? You see, customers come in and spend a certain fare per square foot of the total store area. To do that requires a continuous shopping experience. Handling stock items four of five times, is a joke; a sad embittering tale of woe.

If I have to remove bloody killer dog food, that comes in 55 lbs. bags, from 300 lineal feet of heavy duty shelving... then it is a total clauster-frak. Kapish?

China is a group of less than artisans who are contracted to make products for the world consumer, but mostly the US consumer, namely Scruffy in the backyard.

Comparison: A Chinese is able to live off one grain of rice three times a day, and a bowl of Chinese Stew. The average dog food bag stuffer in China has no idea what the hell this 55 lb bag of stuff is used for. They have no idea of the end-use. Alex Foo, packer jogger at Kibble Bits dog food factory says this: "What is this bag for? It feed families in United States?"

My wifey had to go to Wal-Mart yesterday and move what we calculate to be 8000 lbs of tainted dog food. As Merchandiser for vendors trade in the number one retailer in the world, pronounced Wal-Malt in China, she has to do all this by her self, as shoppers steered baskets and some L'il Amigas electric courtesy scooters around her. Land o' goshen, it's a small town so finally a couple of allies started to pitch in as the pallets of recalled product became taller than she is. "It was at one point recall by cascading bags," said Mrs Wife as the day's events were retraced.

So, is there a solution to recall being diminished by educating Chinese in the "end-use" of the product they are mass producing? I am afraid so: bring Chinese here, expose them to non-edible dog breeds; then return to factory and report. The only problem might be that they would want to stay here once they see their children grow into enormous heights, and play on professional teams. I am thinking volleyball, and basketball and of course rugby, they already know the illegal scrummage Wheel maneuver.