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Monday, November 25, 2013

MooPig Church of the Beach :: "Meet the Church Hoppers"

Church Health
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Nov 25, 2013  |  Bryan TX




MooPig Wisdom doesn't like to toot its own horn ... well, on second thought, we do toot our own horn ... a lot ... but we see NATGEO TV has used our idea for yet another reality show. We would have called it Church Report Card ... but they have enlisted three hunky men to gather information about a struggling church out there. Then they propose a fixer up plan, and go through the process of what amounts to storefront architectural re-hab. They call it CHURCH RESCUE TEAM, featuring the Church Hoppers.

MooPig Church of the Beach Department thinks it is pretty cool now that NATGEO has filmed its first few episodes. Our guys went out and printed some T-shirts and caps with "Church Report Card" on them. Then they issued this statement:
"As you might have known, we advertise MooPig is enemy of bombast. However, it is revolutionary that we at MooPig A-and-E with unanimous aplomb decide that bombast does in fact have a place in our simulations of Church of the Beach formats. We have come to realize that bombast in its rawest form serves skeletal ambitions like War and Faith. So, bombast is our friend in this newest buona-venture, as ludicrous as that is."
Maybe someday our editorial groups will sync with modern media in a MooPig Reality Show; like a barbecue or something.

Meet the Church Hoppers | National Geographic Channel: "Unfortunately, running a successful parish isn't as easy as just gathering your neighbors in praise. Forty percent of new churches fail within the first year and eighty percent go under in five years. "

EXCERPT
" ... So what happens when a church is failing to thrive? Enter the Church Hoppers. The team is comprised of Kevin “Rev Kev” Annas, Anthony “Gladamere “ Lockhart, and Jerry “Doc” Bentley. Rev Kevin is the resident business guru, who applies his entrepreneurial experience to churches' finances and operations to make sure they're running smoothly. Gladamere is the crew's sales and marketing specialist, helping refine churches' brands and promote their message to the community. Doc is a counselor, motivational speaker and the Hoppers' Church Systems Analyst, getting to know each individual parish's faith to help the church meet its goals. ..."

'via Blog this'

COMMENTS from Site:

Chris Gragg 6 days ago

"Rev Kev"...hahahaha! They had to add an extra sewage treatment plant in Caldwell county for all the people he crapped out of money. I hope he's had a change of heart, but his history sure doesn't leave him with a good testimony in running a "church business". I believe he may have a better career as a politician considering he has never run a business effectively. Personally, I wouldn't let him get his hands on my monopoly game money. NatGeo you guys need to do some background checks before buying a reality show.


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http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/church-rescue/articles/meet-the-church-hoppers/
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2010/04/moopigs-church-of-beach-easter-eve-2010.html

Monday, December 05, 2011

MooPig's Famous Last Words Department

Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 5, 2011  |  Bryan TX


Barry Obama tries to expand the Executive Branch ... Congress tries to deconstruct Obama's Executive ...

WTTE FOX 28 Columbus - National News: [LINK no longer valid]
When asked about GOP opposition to his decision not to keep U.S. troops in Iraq beyond the end of this year, Obama said: "It's shocking that they opposed something I proposed."
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Send Criss Angel to Afghanistan-- Hell Yeah !!



Should the subject of our candor change his name to Martin Luther C. Angel, jr.?
by Pat Darnangello and other Cynics
















OORAHH !!
We said it before, and we will say it again .... others are noticing --

Criss Angel MindFreak is soooo compelling!!! They should send him to Iraq so he can use his magic to fight taliban and end world terrorism. Maybe he can listen to Korn and through his gift of magic end world hunger! O-M-G! he is the best there is! Criss Angel For President!!! YAYAYAYA! Not to mention his lisp is so shexy. Great show 5 stars! [Criss Angel: MindLisp -- John Plums]
F.A.Q.
If a person walks on water in a TV show, is he walking on water?
Should the subject of our candor change his name to Martin Luther C. Angel?

Is it fake or illusion ?? Why can't we send Criss Angel to the mid-East to train the troops to levitate, busk some card tricks on the streets of Baghdad, make it rain, then walk on water??? WHy Not? For the love of God -- Why the Hell Not???



Posted about 1 month ago -- To all the haters ::
Of course it's fake, so was all of Houdini's, David Copperfield and Penn & Tellers tricks. Magic is illusion not real.
I also had the opportunity to see Angel in Vegas and I assure you I was not part of a cherry picked audience. Also, he has a big ego because he's a stage performer people, all stage performers try to seem larger than life, it's part of the illusion. [cptnwinky]
Oh, thanks cptnwinky, I guess it has been a long war, and I get sort of tired of war.

Monday, March 09, 2009

Pastor in St. Louis Suburb Fends off bullets with his Bible

Motive Still Unclear in Church Shooting
By JIM SUHR [...]AP
MARYVILLE, Ill. (March 9) - Worshipers at the sprawling First Baptist Church in this St. Louis suburb initially weren't alarmed when a young man they didn't recognize walked up the church's center aisle during the early morning sermon. Until he opened fire.

Winters deflected the first of the gunman's four rounds with a Bible, sending a confetti-like spray of paper into the air in a horrifying scene worshipers initially thought was a skit, police said.
"We just sat there waiting for what comes next not realizing that he had wounded the pastor," said Linda Cunningham, whose husband is a minister of adult education at the 1,200-member church.

Winters had stood on an elevated platform to deliver his sermon about finding happiness in the workplace — titled "Come On, Get Happy" — and managed to run halfway down the sanctuary's side aisle before collapsing after the attack, Cunningham said.

Two worshipers tackled the gunman as he pulled the knife, and all three were stabbed — the gunman suffered "a pretty serious wound to the neck" while one worshiper had lower back wounds, Trent said.
Churchgoers knocked the gunman between sets of pews, then held him down until police arrived, said member Don Bohley, who was just outside the sanctuary when the shooting began.

Sunday, February 08, 2009

MooPig Cinema Analysts Ask: Ashley Judd to play "Sarah Palin" in Movie -- Sneak Peek?






Some Parody just plain Writes Itself... Truth once again -- Stranger than Fiction
by Pat Darnell
MooPig introduces its consultant role in helping casting brokers to find the right actress for the right role, especially in bio films of living people.

Political activities of recent times might have brought many scripts, or none, to film makers. Casting such scripts might have requirements that a sincere effort in matching biographies and all the way to blood types in actors might be considered... That is why we offer this discussion as follows. Idol worship and budget not considered, could Ashley Judd play Sarah Palin in a movie...? you decide. Will the Shoes come Off?

We find that casting Ashley Judd as Sarah Palin in a movie would be akin to casting John Belushi [God rest his soul] as Michael Phelps.


Consider the recent commercial application slanting: In 2009, Ashley Judd appeared in a one minute video advertisement for the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund, in which Judd condemned Alaska governor Sarah Palin for supporting aerial wolf hunting. In making the advertisement, Judd failed to mention that the reason these wolves are killed is to protect the caribou population in Alaska. In response, Sarah Palin deemed the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund an "extreme fringe group".[WKI].
Recently Ash took on Sarah. I think besides being a sort of sibling rivalry, this represents those who try to tag themselves onto what is perceived as originality. Ash is trying to put her team in the wave of fanfare that Sarah has enjoyed.
Actress Ashley Judd stars in a new campaign targeted at Sarah Palin's alleged "anti-conservation agenda" and her promotion of the killing of wolves and bears in Alaska.

Defenders Action Fund launched the campaign today with a new Website, EyeonPalin.org. In a video, Judd condemns Palin for promoting the aerial killing of wolves and even accuses her of suggesting $150 bounties for the severed forelegs of killed wolves.

"Now back in Alaska, Palin is again casting aside science and championing the slaughter of wildlife," Judds recites somberly.
Personally, I see no connection. But:
Sarah Palin struck back at Ashley Judd's featured role in an ad campaign accusing the Alaska governor of supporting the aerial slaughter of wolves and bears.

Palin released a statement calling the ad "reprehensible and hypocritical."

"The ad campaign by this extreme fringe group, as Alaskans have witnessed over the last several years, distorts the facts about Alaska's wildlife management programs. These audacious fundraising attempts misrepresent what goes on in Alaska, and I encourage people to learn the facts about Alaska's positive record of managing wildlife for abundance.

"Shame on the Defenders of Wildlife for twisting the truth in an effort to raise funds from innocent and hard-pressed Americans struggling with these rough economic times," wrote Palin, reports Politico.

Table made by MooPIg Chart Makers entirely from Why Ikki Peed Ya, for readers:


Ashley Judd

Sarah Palin

P\L

Judd was born Ashley Tyler Ciminella (born April 19, 1968) in Granada Hills, California, the daughter of Naomi Judd, a well-known country music singer and motivational speaker, and Michael Ciminella, Jr., a marketing analyst for the horseracing industry

Sarah Louise Heath -- Palin; born February 11, 1964) Palin was born in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children of Sarah Heath (née Sheeran), a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach. The family moved to Alaska when she was an infant.

BIO

Ashley Judd is a Golden Globe-nominated American actress, well known for playing a number of strong women characters in films such as Kiss the Girls, Double Jeopardy and High Crimes.

March 2007 Ashley Judd spent the day at a local community group for women in India. She began her mission earlier this month to help promote AIDS awareness in the country. Ashley is a spokesperson for Population Services International. She is a wonderful woman helping a great cause.



Governor of the U.S. state of Alaska. Palin was a member of the Wasilla, Alaska, city council from 1992 to 1996 and the city's mayor from 1996 to 2002. After an unsuccessful campaign for Lieutenant Governor of Alaska in 2002, she chaired the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission from 2003 to 2004. She was elected Governor of Alaska in November 2006. Palin is the first female governor of Alaska and the youngest person elected governor of that state.

Palin was the Republican Party's vice-presidential nominee for the 2008 United States presidential election, on the ticket with Senator John McCain. Palin was the second female candidate and the first Alaskan candidate of either major party on a national ticket, as well as the first female vice-presidential nominee of the Republican Party.

BO

Judd has a half-sister, Wynonna Judd, who is also a country music singer. SECOND BORN GIRL

third of four children, MIDDLE CHILD

ED

raised her as a Baptist, and she attended twelve schools before college\ She briefly tried modeling in Japan during school breaks. An alumna of the sorority Kappa Kappa Gamma at the University of Kentucky, she majored in French and minored in anthropology, art history, theater and women's studies. She spent a semester studying in France as part of her major\ studied with well-respected acting teacher, Robert Carnegie, at Playhouse West.\ she worked as a waitress at "The Ivy" restaurant\

Palin attended Wasilla High School in Wasillahead of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes chapter at the school,girls' cross country team,captain and point guard of the school's girls' basketball team that won the Alaska state championship in 1982.

enrolled at Hawaii Pacific College in Honolulu. She left after one semester and transferred to North Idaho College, a community college in Coeur d'Alene, where she spent two semestersPalin won the Miss Wasilla Pageant,[11][12] then finished third in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant,[13][14] at which she won a college scholarship and the "Miss Congeniality" award.

transferred to the University of Idaho in Moscow,attended Matanuska-Susitna Collegereturned to the University of Idaho in January 1986bachelor's degree in communications-journalism, graduating in May 1987.

EXTRA

By the end of the 1990s, Judd had managed to achieve significant fame and success as a leading actress\ She is frequently sought out for celebrity camera shots during televised games. Judd posed for a poster wearing only a hockey jersey for fundraising purposes for their alma mater's hockey team. She is also an avid practitioner of yoga, cooking and gardening.

1988, she worked as a sports reporter for KTUU-TV and KTVA-TV in Anchorage, and for the Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman as a sports reporter. She also helped in her husband’s commercial fishing family business.


NUP

During the 1990s, Judd dated baseball player Brady Anderson, singers Lyle Lovett and Michael Bolton, and actors Matthew McConaughey and Robert De Niro. In December 1999, she became engaged to Scottish auto racer Dario Franchitti, who was at the time driving in Champ Car World Series (he has since raced in IndyCars and NASCAR). The two were married at Skibo Castle, near Dornoch, Scotland, on December 12, 2001. She and her husband divide their time between a home in Scotland and their farm outside Franklin, Tennessee.

Judd can be recognized in Gasoline Alley wearing a white hat, and was present at the 2007 Indianapolis 500 when her husband won.

In 1988, she eloped with her childhood sweetheart Todd Palin. According to her mother, she believed that her parents "couldn't afford a big white wedding.” Todd Palin works for the London-based oil company BP as an oil-field production operator and owns a commercial fishing business.

Palin describes herself as a hockey mom. The Palins have five children.

POLITICS – involvement, career

one minute video advertisement for the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund,

CC -- elected twice to the city council of Wasilla,

MAYOR-- served two three-year terms (1996–2002) as the mayor of Wasilla.asked for updated resumes and resignation letters from some top officials, including the police chief, public works director, finance director, and librarian.

§ She created the position of city administrator, and reduced her own $68,000 salary by 10%, although by mid-1998 this was reversed by the city council.

§ Palin stated in 2006 that she would not allow her personal religious beliefs to dictate her political positions.

§ Palin fired Emmons and Police Chief Irl Stambaugh in January 1997

§ Palin kept a jar with the names of Wasilla residents on her desk, and once a week she pulled a name from it and picked up the phone; she would ask: "How's the city doing?" Palin cut property taxes by 75% and eliminated personal property and business inventory taxes.

Using municipal bonds, she made improvements to the roads and sewers, and increased funding to the Police Department... She also oversaw new bike paths and procured funding for storm-water treatment to protect freshwater resources.[28] At the same time, the city reduced spending on the town museum and stopped construction of a new library and city hall.... in 1999 and won, with 74% of the vote.She was also elected president of the Alaska Conference of Mayors.

GOV -- Despite being outspent by her Democratic opponent, she won the gubernatorial election in November, defeating former governor Tony Knowles by a margin of 48.3% to 40.9%.

[.... to much to post here...]

In 2007, Palin supported a 2003 Alaska Department of Fish and Game policy allowing the hunting of wolves from the air as part of a predator control program intended to increase moose and caribou populations for subsistence-food gatherers and other hunters. In March 2007, Palin's office announced that a bounty of $150 per wolf would be paid to the 180 volunteer pilots and gunners, to offset fuel costs, in five areas of Alaska. Six-hundred-and-seven wolves had been killed in the prior four years. State biologists wanted 382 to 664 wolves killed by the end of the predator-control season in April 2007. Wildlife activists sued the state...

FEUD ‘07

A long-running feud between Judd and Indy race car driver Milka Duno took place throughout the 2007 Indy Racing League season. After the final race of the 2007 season, the actress stated to the assembled news media that, "I know this is not very sportsmanlike, but they've got to get the 23 car (Duno) off the track. It's very dangerous. I'm tired of holding my tongue. She shouldn't be out there. When a car is 10 miles (an hour) off the pace, it's not appropriate to be racing. People's lives are at stake."

Feuds that come along with being a leader in the government of a state are too numerous to list here....

However almost every one who has tried to sue Palin and her office has lost..

FEUD ‘09

...in 2009, Ashley Judd appeared in a one minute video advertisement for the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund, in which Judd condemned Alaska governor Sarah Palin for supporting aerial wolf hunting.



In 2007, Palin approved a $400,000 "information campaign" promoting the predator control program. Opponents of the program, including Defenders of Wildlife called this a "propaganda campaign," due to the fact that a referendum on the program was scheduled for the following summer, and two previous referendums (one in 1996 and another in 2000) had seen a majority of Alaskans voting against aerial predator control. The 2008 referendum to ban aerial predator control went on to fail.

VP -- On August 29, 2008, in Dayton, Ohio, Republican presidential candidate John McCain announced that he had chosen Palin as his running mate.[136] According to Jill Hazelbaker, a spokeswoman for John McCain, he first met Palin at the National Governors Association meeting in Washington in February 2008 and came away "extraordinarily impressed."

FAMILY

In June 2007, Goody's Family Clothing [now bankrupt] announced that they were going to be releasing three fashion clothing lines with Judd in the Fall to be called - "AJ", "Love Ashley" and "Ashley Judd." Regarding the clothing line, Judd said, "I'm thrilled to be involved in a clothing line that provides simple, lovely solutions for women's wardrobes. I've always loved items that you can throw on easily and know that you'll feel and look good. This line does just that, while keeping with the best of current styles and trends."

Palin dismissed Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan on July 11, 2008,Wooten was involved in a child custody battle with Palin’s sisterWooten had been disciplined for the others—an illegal moose killing and the tasering of an 11-year-old.


Other wise:

Summary from a Subjective MooPig

Ashley Judd has never worked a full day in her entire life.

Palin has an over-achievers’ life of never sitting still...

All assumptions considered

Maintains an encyclopedic basis of knowledge

Has Hands-on basis of knowledge

Role Demands

Accepted role as inferior of two genders

Accepts no “obligatory, nor stereotypical” roles

ID

Bicoastal, born into fortune

Bred and raised, educated and has worked in the Interior of the bread-basket of the USA, not born to fortune

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