Send Criss Angel to Afghanistan-- Hell Yeah !!

Should the subject of our candor change his name to Martin Luther C. Angel, jr.?
by Pat Darnangello and other Cynics

OORAHH !!
We said it before, and we will say it again .... others are noticing --

Criss Angel MindFreak is soooo compelling!!! They should send him to Iraq so he can use his magic to fight taliban and end world terrorism. Maybe he can listen to Korn and through his gift of magic end world hunger! O-M-G! he is the best there is! Criss Angel For President!!! YAYAYAYA! Not to mention his lisp is so shexy. Great show 5 stars! [Criss Angel: MindLisp -- John Plums]

F.A.Q.
If a person walks on water in a TV show, is he walking on water?
Should the subject of our candor change his name to Martin Luther C. Angel?

Is it fake or illusion ?? Why can't we send Criss Angel to the mid-East to train the troops to levitate, busk some card tricks on the streets of Baghdad, make it rain, then walk on water??? WHy Not? For the love of God -- Why the Hell Not???

Posted about 1 month ago -- To all the haters ::
Of course it's fake, so was all of Houdini's, David Copperfield and Penn & Tellers tricks. Magic is illusion not real.
I also had the opportunity to see Angel in Vegas and I assure you I was not part of a cherry picked audience. Also, he has a big ego because he's a stage performer people, all stage performers try to seem larger than life, it's part of the illusion. [cptnwinky]

Oh, thanks cptnwinky, I guess it has been a long war, and I get sort of tired of war.