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Sunday, February 08, 2009

MooPig Cinema Analysts Ask: Ashley Judd to play "Sarah Palin" in Movie -- Sneak Peek?






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by Pat Darnell
MooPig introduces its consultant role in helping casting brokers to find the right actress for the right role, especially in bio films of living people.

Political activities of recent times might have brought many scripts, or none, to film makers. Casting such scripts might have requirements that a sincere effort in matching biographies and all the way to blood types in actors might be considered... That is why we offer this discussion as follows. Idol worship and budget not considered, could Ashley Judd play Sarah Palin in a movie...? you decide. Will the Shoes come Off?

We find that casting Ashley Judd as Sarah Palin in a movie would be akin to casting John Belushi [God rest his soul] as Michael Phelps.


Consider the recent commercial application slanting: In 2009, Ashley Judd appeared in a one minute video advertisement for the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund, in which Judd condemned Alaska governor Sarah Palin for supporting aerial wolf hunting. In making the advertisement, Judd failed to mention that the reason these wolves are killed is to protect the caribou population in Alaska. In response, Sarah Palin deemed the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund an "extreme fringe group".[WKI].
Recently Ash took on Sarah. I think besides being a sort of sibling rivalry, this represents those who try to tag themselves onto what is perceived as originality. Ash is trying to put her team in the wave of fanfare that Sarah has enjoyed.
Actress Ashley Judd stars in a new campaign targeted at Sarah Palin's alleged "anti-conservation agenda" and her promotion of the killing of wolves and bears in Alaska.

Defenders Action Fund launched the campaign today with a new Website, EyeonPalin.org. In a video, Judd condemns Palin for promoting the aerial killing of wolves and even accuses her of suggesting $150 bounties for the severed forelegs of killed wolves.

"Now back in Alaska, Palin is again casting aside science and championing the slaughter of wildlife," Judds recites somberly.
Personally, I see no connection. But:
Sarah Palin struck back at Ashley Judd's featured role in an ad campaign accusing the Alaska governor of supporting the aerial slaughter of wolves and bears.

Palin released a statement calling the ad "reprehensible and hypocritical."

"The ad campaign by this extreme fringe group, as Alaskans have witnessed over the last several years, distorts the facts about Alaska's wildlife management programs. These audacious fundraising attempts misrepresent what goes on in Alaska, and I encourage people to learn the facts about Alaska's positive record of managing wildlife for abundance.

"Shame on the Defenders of Wildlife for twisting the truth in an effort to raise funds from innocent and hard-pressed Americans struggling with these rough economic times," wrote Palin, reports Politico.

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Ashley Judd

Sarah Palin

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Judd was born Ashley Tyler Ciminella (born April 19, 1968) in Granada Hills, California, the daughter of Naomi Judd, a well-known country music singer and motivational speaker, and Michael Ciminella, Jr., a marketing analyst for the horseracing industry

Sarah Louise Heath -- Palin; born February 11, 1964) Palin was born in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children of Sarah Heath (née Sheeran), a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach. The family moved to Alaska when she was an infant.

BIO

Ashley Judd is a Golden Globe-nominated American actress, well known for playing a number of strong women characters in films such as Kiss the Girls, Double Jeopardy and High Crimes.

March 2007 Ashley Judd spent the day at a local community group for women in India. She began her mission earlier this month to help promote AIDS awareness in the country. Ashley is a spokesperson for Population Services International. She is a wonderful woman helping a great cause.



Governor of the U.S. state of Alaska. Palin was a member of the Wasilla, Alaska, city council from 1992 to 1996 and the city's mayor from 1996 to 2002. After an unsuccessful campaign for Lieutenant Governor of Alaska in 2002, she chaired the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission from 2003 to 2004. She was elected Governor of Alaska in November 2006. Palin is the first female governor of Alaska and the youngest person elected governor of that state.

Palin was the Republican Party's vice-presidential nominee for the 2008 United States presidential election, on the ticket with Senator John McCain. Palin was the second female candidate and the first Alaskan candidate of either major party on a national ticket, as well as the first female vice-presidential nominee of the Republican Party.

BO

Judd has a half-sister, Wynonna Judd, who is also a country music singer. SECOND BORN GIRL

third of four children, MIDDLE CHILD

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raised her as a Baptist, and she attended twelve schools before college\ She briefly tried modeling in Japan during school breaks. An alumna of the sorority Kappa Kappa Gamma at the University of Kentucky, she majored in French and minored in anthropology, art history, theater and women's studies. She spent a semester studying in France as part of her major\ studied with well-respected acting teacher, Robert Carnegie, at Playhouse West.\ she worked as a waitress at "The Ivy" restaurant\

Palin attended Wasilla High School in Wasillahead of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes chapter at the school,girls' cross country team,captain and point guard of the school's girls' basketball team that won the Alaska state championship in 1982.

enrolled at Hawaii Pacific College in Honolulu. She left after one semester and transferred to North Idaho College, a community college in Coeur d'Alene, where she spent two semestersPalin won the Miss Wasilla Pageant,[11][12] then finished third in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant,[13][14] at which she won a college scholarship and the "Miss Congeniality" award.

transferred to the University of Idaho in Moscow,attended Matanuska-Susitna Collegereturned to the University of Idaho in January 1986bachelor's degree in communications-journalism, graduating in May 1987.

EXTRA

By the end of the 1990s, Judd had managed to achieve significant fame and success as a leading actress\ She is frequently sought out for celebrity camera shots during televised games. Judd posed for a poster wearing only a hockey jersey for fundraising purposes for their alma mater's hockey team. She is also an avid practitioner of yoga, cooking and gardening.

1988, she worked as a sports reporter for KTUU-TV and KTVA-TV in Anchorage, and for the Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman as a sports reporter. She also helped in her husband’s commercial fishing family business.


NUP

During the 1990s, Judd dated baseball player Brady Anderson, singers Lyle Lovett and Michael Bolton, and actors Matthew McConaughey and Robert De Niro. In December 1999, she became engaged to Scottish auto racer Dario Franchitti, who was at the time driving in Champ Car World Series (he has since raced in IndyCars and NASCAR). The two were married at Skibo Castle, near Dornoch, Scotland, on December 12, 2001. She and her husband divide their time between a home in Scotland and their farm outside Franklin, Tennessee.

Judd can be recognized in Gasoline Alley wearing a white hat, and was present at the 2007 Indianapolis 500 when her husband won.

In 1988, she eloped with her childhood sweetheart Todd Palin. According to her mother, she believed that her parents "couldn't afford a big white wedding.” Todd Palin works for the London-based oil company BP as an oil-field production operator and owns a commercial fishing business.

Palin describes herself as a hockey mom. The Palins have five children.

POLITICS – involvement, career

one minute video advertisement for the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund,

CC -- elected twice to the city council of Wasilla,

MAYOR-- served two three-year terms (1996–2002) as the mayor of Wasilla.asked for updated resumes and resignation letters from some top officials, including the police chief, public works director, finance director, and librarian.

§ She created the position of city administrator, and reduced her own $68,000 salary by 10%, although by mid-1998 this was reversed by the city council.

§ Palin stated in 2006 that she would not allow her personal religious beliefs to dictate her political positions.

§ Palin fired Emmons and Police Chief Irl Stambaugh in January 1997

§ Palin kept a jar with the names of Wasilla residents on her desk, and once a week she pulled a name from it and picked up the phone; she would ask: "How's the city doing?" Palin cut property taxes by 75% and eliminated personal property and business inventory taxes.

Using municipal bonds, she made improvements to the roads and sewers, and increased funding to the Police Department... She also oversaw new bike paths and procured funding for storm-water treatment to protect freshwater resources.[28] At the same time, the city reduced spending on the town museum and stopped construction of a new library and city hall.... in 1999 and won, with 74% of the vote.She was also elected president of the Alaska Conference of Mayors.

GOV -- Despite being outspent by her Democratic opponent, she won the gubernatorial election in November, defeating former governor Tony Knowles by a margin of 48.3% to 40.9%.

[.... to much to post here...]

In 2007, Palin supported a 2003 Alaska Department of Fish and Game policy allowing the hunting of wolves from the air as part of a predator control program intended to increase moose and caribou populations for subsistence-food gatherers and other hunters. In March 2007, Palin's office announced that a bounty of $150 per wolf would be paid to the 180 volunteer pilots and gunners, to offset fuel costs, in five areas of Alaska. Six-hundred-and-seven wolves had been killed in the prior four years. State biologists wanted 382 to 664 wolves killed by the end of the predator-control season in April 2007. Wildlife activists sued the state...

FEUD ‘07

A long-running feud between Judd and Indy race car driver Milka Duno took place throughout the 2007 Indy Racing League season. After the final race of the 2007 season, the actress stated to the assembled news media that, "I know this is not very sportsmanlike, but they've got to get the 23 car (Duno) off the track. It's very dangerous. I'm tired of holding my tongue. She shouldn't be out there. When a car is 10 miles (an hour) off the pace, it's not appropriate to be racing. People's lives are at stake."

Feuds that come along with being a leader in the government of a state are too numerous to list here....

However almost every one who has tried to sue Palin and her office has lost..

FEUD ‘09

...in 2009, Ashley Judd appeared in a one minute video advertisement for the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund, in which Judd condemned Alaska governor Sarah Palin for supporting aerial wolf hunting.



In 2007, Palin approved a $400,000 "information campaign" promoting the predator control program. Opponents of the program, including Defenders of Wildlife called this a "propaganda campaign," due to the fact that a referendum on the program was scheduled for the following summer, and two previous referendums (one in 1996 and another in 2000) had seen a majority of Alaskans voting against aerial predator control. The 2008 referendum to ban aerial predator control went on to fail.

VP -- On August 29, 2008, in Dayton, Ohio, Republican presidential candidate John McCain announced that he had chosen Palin as his running mate.[136] According to Jill Hazelbaker, a spokeswoman for John McCain, he first met Palin at the National Governors Association meeting in Washington in February 2008 and came away "extraordinarily impressed."

FAMILY

In June 2007, Goody's Family Clothing [now bankrupt] announced that they were going to be releasing three fashion clothing lines with Judd in the Fall to be called - "AJ", "Love Ashley" and "Ashley Judd." Regarding the clothing line, Judd said, "I'm thrilled to be involved in a clothing line that provides simple, lovely solutions for women's wardrobes. I've always loved items that you can throw on easily and know that you'll feel and look good. This line does just that, while keeping with the best of current styles and trends."

Palin dismissed Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan on July 11, 2008,Wooten was involved in a child custody battle with Palin’s sisterWooten had been disciplined for the others—an illegal moose killing and the tasering of an 11-year-old.


Other wise:

Summary from a Subjective MooPig

Ashley Judd has never worked a full day in her entire life.

Palin has an over-achievers’ life of never sitting still...

All assumptions considered

Maintains an encyclopedic basis of knowledge

Has Hands-on basis of knowledge

Role Demands

Accepted role as inferior of two genders

Accepts no “obligatory, nor stereotypical” roles

ID

Bicoastal, born into fortune

Bred and raised, educated and has worked in the Interior of the bread-basket of the USA, not born to fortune

14 comments:

Pribek said...

Spawn of "a well-known country music singer and motivational speaker, and Michael Ciminella, Jr., a marketing analyst for the horseracing industry".
I mean, how could that ever turn out bad? Actually, given the pedigree only, one would naturally expect Ash to pursue political office, no?
BTW:::My choice?

Milka

http://inplacenews.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/milka23white.jpg

Pribek said...

further didactic evidence
http://www.milkaduno.com/profile.html
"In addition to being one of the most successful female sportscar racers in history, Milka is also a qualified Naval Engineer with four master's degrees - in Organizational Development, Naval Architecture, Fishing and Aquaculture and Maritime Business – earning the last three degrees simultaneously."

along with...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJRowTFhwQw

Compels me to say Game...Set...and..Match!

MooPig said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frcOogBzSY8

Yes we have a new mascot for the Rio Grande Offices of MooPig...

MooPig Cinema Analysts have considered the match up and think Sarah Palin with a Hispanic accent is brilliant casting.

They also report a new recommendation of Milka Duno for the part to play Demi Moore as Demi as GI Jane... more on that later.

We see you Game\set\match... and agree.

Pribek said...

think Ashton Kutcher would hit dat?

MooPig said...

http://frillr.com/files/images/Ashton%20Kutcher%20%20Does%20V%20Man.jpg

this young fellow? Gee, I don't know... maybe we should ask Jayne.

Jayne d'Arcy said...

I'd never choose Ashton Kutcher for anything. Not me type.

These are: http://www.jaynedarcy.us/2007/11/18/pretty-boys-need-not-apply/

MooPig said...

Dear Jayne:
I would never want to appear simple stupid in my own blogger, but you would not choose does not disqualify A Kutcher. Let me be succinct: http://stepfordmom.net/?p=70 ...in a blog called Stepford Mom....

# jayne d'Arcy on November 17th, 2007 4:20 pm
He still looks like a baby.

# Stepford Mom on November 17th, 2007 5:30 pm
I will get myself in way too much trouble if I respond to that :b

# jayne d'Arcy on November 17th, 2007 11:10 pm
You thought it though! And I heard it!! ow, my brain!! my imagination!! augh!!!!

Now, I fully respect your standard of choice, but you are talking above about certain "thoughts." It is as if those thoughts are even wafting about the hydrosphere in full female fashion: ie "robbing the crib" urges?

That is why I pull you in on this very pressing matter:
would A Kutcher hit that Milka?

Pribek said...

Good find Moop! Fascinating what they talk about when they assume we're not listening, no?

Jayne, is obviously evading here. Surely, she can't be underestimating the cultural importance of this matter, can she?

I would also like to get some thoughts from Jaynelissimo as per the Jonas Brothers.

BTW-which one is your fave MP: Duane, Gregg, Tommy or Dickie?

MooPig said...

God, tha's funny! very funny! *[full-frontal-guffawing]* I choose Duane... for now.


Do you think she will return?

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almost forgot -- had to google it:
di·dac·tic
Pronunciation:
\dī-ˈdak-tik, də-\
Function:
adjective
Etymology: Greek didaktikos, from didaskein to teach
Date: 1658

1 a: designed or intended to teach b: intended to convey instruction and information as well as pleasure and entertainment [didactic poetry] 2: making moral observations
— di·dac·ti·cal — di·dac·ti·cal·ly — di·dac·ti·cism

Anonymous said...

I'm personally going out on a limb in support of aerial wolf hunting; I just think it works so much better than underwater wolf hunting.

Pribek said...

On a side note, I'd like to hear more of what you know about how Sarah Palin was bred.

Pribek said...

A guy is walking his dog, a very handsome Rottweiler and another guy walks up and says....
"That sure is a good looking dog there, Fella'! Ya' ever breed him?

"No. He bites."

MooPig said...

Biting is definitely not allowed in public displays of affection... but we do not know of any moral or jurisdiction law exists forbidding consensual biting behind closed doors. Good point, though.

We have good sources that tell us each time Sarah Palin was bred, she always landed on her feet... usually in an affordably coquette, yet practical, pair of pumps.

...but now we are thinking we need a Plan "B" because we do not want to risk anyone falling off the limb, who might be on the limb.

Anonymous said...

"she always landed on her feet... usually in an affordably coquette, yet practical, pair of pumps."
heh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3jlwaUk1pQ

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