MooPig :poop: Department :: "Pet Lovers' Derivatives"

[Picture LINK] "..."You often have to carry a bag of hot poop for many long minutes while running into every attractive opposite-sex acquaintance you have."..."

"Scruffy has to go outside, Junior..."
Martial Mashed Article by Pat Darnell  |  Mar 17, 2015  |  Bryan TX

Test for whether one is a bonafide writer or not ... "How many times do you have to look up the difference between 'affect' and 'effect?'"

There are two kinds of people, those who let their pets poop all over, and those who let their pets poop all over but never mention it. I have been both kinds. Unfortunately, our pets' pooping all over affects our long-standing watersheds. See article below.

Are Americans ready to 'effect' martial law on pets pooping all over? Ha! *[Let's see if I did that correctly]*  LINK -- I still can't figure it out.

As a young person I let our Pekingese-Cocker-Spaniel, Baby, poop all over the back yard and just avoided it as I mowed the yard. As a young adult I let our Border Collie poop all over his dog run. I couldn't organize my own wastage's, how could I affectingly manage our pup's waste?

Now after several scat sorties by this blog, I find I am still dilettante, and never will get it through my thick skull that the pets are pooping all over the place. Unfortunately, I have genetically passed on this shortsightedness to my children.

No Poop Fairy, so manage your pets' waste - National Green Living | Examiner.com: "The most effective way for pet owners to limit their pet’s contribution to source water contamination is to simply clean up and dispose of pet waste. As long as the droppings are not mixed with other materials, pet waste should be flushed down the toilet."

"...[I]n Northern Virginia, a dog population of 11,400 is estimated to contribute about 5,000 pounds of solid waste every day and has been identified as a major contributor of bacteria to the stream. Nearly 500 fecal coliform samples have been taken from Four Mile Run and its tributaries since 1990, and about 50 percent of these samples have exceeded the Virginia State water quality standard for fecal coliform bacteria, according to EPA..."

CONCLUSION
Food in; poop out.

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http://grammar.yourdictionary.com/style-and-usage/affect-effect-grammar.html
http://www.examiner.com/article/no-poop-fairy-so-manage-your-pets-waste
http://www.dogster.com/lifestyle/dog-walking-picking-up-poop-bags

MooPig :poop: Department :: "Earth as a Toilet"

Most Will Shy Away from this Discussion
Mashed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  June 28, 2014  |  Bryan TX

"What is shocking in India is this picture [HERE] of someone practicing open defecation and in the other hand having a mobile phone," said Maria Neira, director of Public Health at the WHO.

We can only imagine what an Indian wedding is like. The dogged truth is that bears do shit in the woods. When you are surrounded by a world of shit, there is still wonderful things all around to look at -- or is there ...?

"... Paris lovers try not to notice the dog poop everywhere, but they have to be careful anyway. In my neighborhood, if you don't have your eyes riveted on the sidewalk as you walk, you will have a nasty surprise on your shoes when you get home. Hundreds of people a year wind up in the hospital after slipping in the dog poop ( LINK) ..."

And then, there are 14 places you can aspire to pee/poop, including the ISS, ski slopes, underwater, and others, according to this article:

"...13. The Ski-Jump Toilet
Japan’s Madarao-Kogen hotel is home to the simulated ski-jump toilet, offering maximum comfort without the harshness of winter: “The cubicles were fully wrapped on all sides, so that the person caught short would have a ski jumper’s view when they were sitting on the loo.” (LINK)..."

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This bit started with this article:

One Billion People Still Practise Open Defecation, Endangering Public Health: UN: "Tom Miles GENEVA, May 8 (Reuters) - One billion people worldwide still practise "open defecation" and they need to be told that this leads to the spread of fatal diseases, U.N. experts said on Thursday at the launch of a study on drinking water and sanitation. "'Excreta', 'faeces', 'poo', I could even say 'shit' maybe, this is the root cause of so many diseases," said Bruce Gordon, acting coordinator for sanitation and health at the World Health Organization."
'via Blog this

"... Many countries have made great progress in tackling open defecation, with Vietnam and Bangladesh - where more than one in three people relieved themselves in the open in 1990 - virtually stamping out the practice entirely by 2012."

"...India's government has now woken up to the need to change attitudes, he said, with a "Take the poo to the loo" campaign that aims to make open defecation unacceptable, helped by a catchy YouTube video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU  ."


CONCLUSION
Depend on MooPig to keep you informed. We will be monitoring all forms of excrement through out the world, and maybe make some charts up, and possibly mash a bunch of articles together to help you in your scatological pursuits. Remember -- we at MooPig will always be better than FOX News! Don't want to set the barre too high now.

EPILOGUE
Things we still want to know:

1. Has Bill Gates entered the stage where he locks himself in a Hotel room and doesn't bathe?
2. What became of the Westboro Baptist Church media whores?
3. Does Jose still work for Kennedy Underground Utilities Company? His job was to find water, no matter where he was.
4. If I put Erika Eleniak's picture on this post, will it become a number one in page-views post?
5. Why do networks pixel-ate out sponsors on UFC fighters' shorts and shirts when they show reruns of their fights?
6. Why does my foot shake when I type? Is that restless leg syndrome? I am, after all, almost 60. 

Erika Eleniak in "Under Siege"

________________Reference
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/08/one-billion-open-defecation_n_5289049.html
http://www.ruerude.com/2011/10/paris-dog-shit-poop-capital-of-the-world.html
http://knoxwulf.wordpress.com/2013/03/25/cell-phone-conspiracy/
http://youtu.be/_peUxE_BKcU
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2010/04/science-of-flatulence-farts-oops-poops.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2010/06/best-poop-blog-post-of-2010-nominations.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2012/02/todays-non-syndicated-funnies.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2012/10/moopig-archaeology-nano-second-ancient.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/02/letters-department-bill-gates-2013.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/08/moopigs-medical-diagnostics-and-health.html

It's True -- Cheney Admits that He Lied

Sponsor this Lie
Collaborated by Pat Darnell and the Herd  |  Mar 13, 2013  |  Bryan TX

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» Cheney Admits that He Lied about 9/11 Alex Jones' Infowars: There's a war on for your mind!: "“I gave the instructions that we’d authorize our pilots to take it out,” he says, referring to the jet headed to Washington that crashed in a Pennsylvania field. He adds: “After I’d given the order, it was pretty quiet. Everybody had heard it, and it was obviously a significant moment.”

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When they testified together before the 9/11 Commission, W. and Mr. Cheney kept up a pretense that in a previous call, the president had authorized the vice president to give a shoot-down order if needed. But the commission found “no documentary evidence for this call.”"

'via Blog this'

Cover your eyes, hold your nose, cover your mouth, ... Dick Cheney's shit stinks to high heaven.





__________________________Reference
http://www.infowars.com/cheney-admits-that-he-lied-about-911/
http://www.johnnypunish.com/blog/2011/08/dick-cheney-lies-again-in-my-time/

MooPig Site Review :: "Reality Sandwich Social Network"

[Picture LINK] ... an Alex Grey blog...

Reality Sandwich | Evolving consciousness, bite by bite.:

'via Blog this'

I think it is an attempt to give the Internet some meaning. That meaning of course some "class." I don't think the Internet needs anything except freedom to expand, but many who are learned and full of cosmic depth look harder into the goings on of the Net. Hooray for them.

Reality Sandwich plies through gregarious philosophers' contributions, I think, mostly in search of transcendental thought. If this part of the Internet, that is Transcendence, is to exist for us all, it will pop out of this site and other ones like it.

Reality Sandwich uses the social network aspect of the net, collaborative blogging, to find relevance. It can hamper others in some creative acts though. It can become hyper critical of budding creations in the Internet vine of worthiness.

Being grafted into the vine of learning that is the Internet, after all it is 12,000 years of human information and codex's at your finger tips, is to be grafted into that root. The Internet is then a means, not an end. Gathering one's correlations into a site is the gift Reality Sandwich brings.

Reap what is sown in the Internet, oh friends of mine, and be ever swelled up in infinite knowledge.



____________________Reference
http://www.realitysandwich.com/
http://cosm.typepad.com/cosm_blog/page/9/ 

Spread the Girth... Introduction

It's Still the Economy, Stupids
by Pat Darnell
That weekend that Obama made that remark, I was just about to begin my Spread the Girth Campaign. If Barry Obama had ever built a business, or even ever have worked at a job where he punches a clock, he would definitely never have made such a proposition to a fellow like Joe the Plumber.

You see the small business person in the USA shares in the entire American Dream, not just a portion. SB is the enterprise of our nation, and sure it should be a taxable liability. Making one's nut each week is the aim of the small business, freedom loving Mom and Pop enterprises. Being nickel and dime'd to death is tragic for Mom to Pop, because their brood moves away as they do not want to struggle like Mom and Pop had to. Our Democrat Candidate is insensitive.

I truly feel that our Democratic Candidate is mis-spoken, and bound to retract that statement at some point along the way. If one makes that remark as a leader, it usually means extended debt for all. You see if I read between the lines, the national balance sheets from the past, his real statement is "I want to spread the debt around..."

We are in our end of the last century gone from Debtor Nation to Indebted Nation; you know that part in the Lord's Prayer, "forgive us our debts as we have forgiven those who are in-debted to us?"

It is similar to universal spread prayer of all civilized money exchanging collective societies throughout 12,000 years of human written history. Have and have not economics cycles around like Blue October Moon.

So I waited till now to post about this, because I wanted to see how it would go before I put my two big centavos in --

Welcome to "MooPig's Standard Spread the Girth Campaign for Snowy the Bear" Introduction

Might have started Here:
Monday, 2008-13-Oct
FOXNEWS.com
FOX News' Bonney Kapp contributed to this report.

This is How it went Down:

Barack Obama told a tax-burdened plumber over the weekend that his economic philosophy is to "spread the wealth around" -- a comment that may only draw fire from riled-up John McCain supporters who have taken to calling Obama a "socialist" at the Republican's rallies.

Obama made the remark, caught on camera, after fielding some tough questions from the plumber Sunday in Ohio, where the Democratic candidate canvassed neighborhoods and encouraged residents to vote early.

"Your new tax plan is going to tax me more, isn't it?" the plumber asked, complaining that he was being taxed "more and more for fulfilling the American dream."

"It's not that I want to punish your success. I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that they've got a chance for success too," Obama responded. "My attitude is that if the economy's good for folks from the bottom up, it's gonna be good for everybody ... I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody."

Obama's remarks drew fresh criticism on the blogosphere that the Illinois senator favors a breed of wealth redistribution -- as well as a rebuke from the McCain campaign.

Obama to Plumber: My Plan Will 'Spread the Wealth Around' [LINK to FOXNews VIDEO] (Dateline: Oregon, OH - Source: Fox News October 13-2008 11:07 am)
Barack Obama tells a plumber in Ohio he wants to "spread the wealth around," eliciting criticism that his economic recovery plan is socialist in nature. [SOURCE]

MooPig firmly thinks that this will be a "Bait and Switch" political maneuver if Barry Obama becomes President. What is the main issue at T-PLUS OR MINUS 60 hours before Nov 4, 2008 Election Day?

Like it has been said to me over and over again throughout my lifetime: 'It's the Economy, Stupid...'