MooPig Stall Tactics Department :: "McConnell Pushes Back... on what, we do not know"

Congratulations McConnell, you are now Main Stream Politician
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Nov 29, 2014  |  Bryan TX


In Leaked Tape Mitch McConnell Admits The Koch Brothers Are Running The Republican Party: "In a leaked audio tape of the Koch brothers top secret June 2014 retreat, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) not only admitted that the Republicans would be lost without the Kochs, and revealed who the real power is in the GOP."

'via Blog this'

I tried to listen to this monologue by McConnell, I really tried. I got to about 11 minutes in, out of a 23 minute long tape. Blah, blah, blah... McConnell is obsessed with not being able to say what he wants to say. It sounds like a childhood abuse case. Who beat him up so much and didn't allow him to speak when he was a child?

He refers to the Koch assholes by their first names. Are they his "found" daddy figures?

Then at 14 minutes McConnell opens up questions from the floor. The first question is about engaging in war and "is their anything in the Obama administration" that keeps us from going to war when attacked?

McConnell hims and haws and says a bunch of hucksterisms, and doesn't answer the question. McConnell talks like he has a mouth full of marbles. Then he circles the wagons, HA!, and tries to move into foreign policy on the poor confused questioning women named Cheryl. Then the whole crowd laughs about something.

Then David Koch gets on the microphone and mumbles something about Supreme Court stuff, and blah, blah, blah ... [inaudible corporate-ese shit]. And old man McConnell jumps right back into freedom of speech monologue and says that even Ted Kennedy voted against it "fifteen years ago." Invoking the dead is like talking to the dead, Mitch, they really can't fight back, you know.

Dear readers, all six of you, used to be seven but one retired, we are up against century long feuds between addle-brained career politicians who cannot even speak clearly.

Then at 20:54 McConnell is trying to itemize what we should do, and he says something peculiar. If the Republicans control the two houses "that means we can pass the spending bill. And, I [Mitch] assure that in the spending bill, we will be pushing back against this bureaucracy by doing what's called putting riders in the bill ... We're going to go after them on healthcare, on financial services, on the Environmental Agency across the board ..."

Then at 22:41 McConnell admits to insanity by pulling out the abused old saw from Einstein, "...the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result..."

When McConnell talks about "THEM" he is talking about "YOU AND ME." YIKES!

CONCLUSION
If you want to be a politician, you had better be prepared to be the last person on earth that anyone wants to talk with. You will be a billionaire's bitch, and will have to learn to take in in the ass.



SUGGESTION: Listen to this tape if you like to puke.


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http://www.politicususa.com/2014/08/27/leaked-audio-tape-mitch-mcconnell-admits-koch-brothers-running-republican-party.html#.VF6VT9xv-7k.facebook

MooPig Carbon Footprint :: "Saudi Money"

Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Apr 18, 2013  |  Bryan TX

“While this refinery has a long and proud history, it now has an even brighter and more promising future,” Al-Falih told dignitaries and guests gathered to celebrate this milestone event.

The expanded facility allows for the production of about 23 million gallons of transportation fuels a day and will help in reducing bottlenecks that contribute to higher gasoline prices in the United States.

Texas Refinery Is Saudi Foothold in the U.S. - NYTimes.com:

EXCERPT  |  " ... Saudi Aramco’s investment in the refinery expansion is meant to ensure that Saudi Arabia will retain an important market for its crude in the United States at a time when American politicians are declaring their intention to wean the country off imported oil. Adding to the urgency for the Saudis is the fact that the United States is vastly increasing its production and replacing OPEC crude with that from oil sands in Canada. ... "

'via Blog this'
" ... The giant Motiva oil refinery, which just completed a $10 billion expansion that makes it the largest processor of gasoline, diesel and other petroleum products in the United States, is owned by Saudi Aramco and Royal Dutch Shell in a 50-50 partnership. (CLIFFORD KRAUSS. Published: April 4, 2013. LINK) ... "


Texas might as well have Arabic as a second language: الدولة كله يعتمد على المال العربي لتوسيع واحتكار صناعة النفطية .

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http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/05/business/texas-refinery-is-saudi-foothold-in-us-market.html
http://www.aramcoservices.com/News-Events/Motiva-expansion-comes-on-line-in-Texas.aspx

Hillary Clinton to be back at work Monday - Channel NewsAsia

The Only Thing Left for Hillary is to pose for Playboy
by Pat Darnell | Jan 9, 2013 | Bryan TX

[Picture LINK] " ... She told Obama a long time ago that she would not return to serve as Secretary of State in the President's second term. So what is a former first lady and Senator to do with a bunch of time off? ... Hillary has a Situation-like threefold plan: GNC. Yes, that stands for Gym, Nap, Chill. (Myles Tanzer. NOV 11, 2012 2:09 PM. HERE)... "

Hillary Clinton to be back at work Monday - Channel NewsAsia:

'via Blog this'

Sometimes people who are bombastic and have inflated egos do actually grow out of it, and into a more stable human being. Narcissism has its purpose in lives of leaders. How else could anyone have the nerve to jump out ahead of others while walking all over those who propel them to high office.

What has Hillary Clinton done that makes her anything more than butterball politician of the month? She was some sort of half-wit socialist in college. She backed a bunch of politicians who lost their campaigns. She married Bill Clinton. She became a mother.

While in the White House she is said to have tantrums about Bill Clinton's affairs, both public and private. And while Bill was treasonous with his appetite for country girls, Hillary was busy researching and writing a health care bill.

Our Oak Park, Illinois girl pushed her way into the Senate, [D-NY, 2001-2009], on her way to run for president, POTUS. Along comes the chosen one, Barry Obama, who is the Bilderberger candidate of choice, and Hillary is prompted by then Senator Ted Kennedy to compromise.

Those, elite of the Democratic party, at the time before the 2008 election met with Ted Kennedy who set them all straight. Obama will be POTUS, Hillary will be Secretary of State,and her Healthcare bill will be pushed through.

It was obvious to this writer what happened. Others will of course have their own perspective.

My view is that Hillary Clinton has grown out of her bombastic ways because she has run and won by herself a Senate race for New York, where she never lived. She has run for POTUS, and won herself the Secretarial position. She has been manic in her zeal to do a good job ... by standards of precedence for the office she holds.

" ... Clinton has been sidelined for four weeks, since she was taken ill on her return from a trip to Europe on December 7, and briefly hospitalized for a few days in New York last week.

It has been a rare absence for the normally indefatigable Clinton, who in her four years in office has traveled almost a million miles, visited 112 countries and spent close to 400 days in a plane. (-AFP/ac. 07 January 2013. HERE) ..." 

Soon she will step down and John Kerry will take over that appointed position.

See, Politics is Simple. But if you want to be a politician, you have to be an outrageous, careless, bombastic, loquacious, attention grabbing, sidekick to another politician who is more so amoral ... then you get to a point in the "career" where you "GNC: Gym Nap Chill."


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http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_world/view/1246413/1/.html
http://gawker.com/5959581/hillary-clinton-just-wants-to-take-a-nap-get-jacked-and-watch-hgtv

MooPig Report from the Middle :: The Initials have been Changed to Protect the Innocent PART TWO

by Pat Darnell  |  June 13, 2012  |  Bryan TX

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Today, June 13th, is my older brother's birthday. We are both pain-in-the-ass June babies, seven years apart. The initials are changed to protect the innocent. Yes, we have brought on the pain over the years.

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It so happens that a word in use has been spotted by the MooPig "Verses, Commentaries, Concordances Department." That word is "convoluted." It has been spotted used in many different places for the last year or so. What does convoluted mean?

Well it goes something like this: "

" ... Senate Republicans on Tuesday blocked consideration of a Democratic bill to prevent the doubling of some student loan interest rates, leaving the legislation in limbo less than two months before rates on subsidized federal loans are set to shoot upward.
NOTE:
YES = vote to prevent student loan interest rates from doubling
NO = vote to allow student loan interest rates to double (See Poll Results HERE ) ... "

Is this a good thing or a bad thing -- WHO THE HELL KNOWS??!!!

A married couple trying to put two through college will see this as a slap in the face... since the student loan system has been the only way to put a kid in college of late. Suddenly, the convoluted government decides to let the interest rates double for some unwitting moms and dads? The loan programs have been around since the 60's...!

Convoluted: " ... highly complex or intricate and occasionally devious; "the Byzantine tax structure"; "Byzantine methods for holding on to his chairmanship"; "convoluted legal language"; "convoluted reasoning"; "the plot was too involved"; "a knotty problem"; "got his way by labyrinthine maneuvering"; "Oh, what a tangled web we weave"- Sir Walter Scott; "tortuous legal procedures"; "tortuous negotiations lasting for months" ... " (online dictionary. HERE)

Byzantine, eh?

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That's our Report from the Middle, where men are good looking, women are strong, and children are all above average ... not convoluted.

FOCUS: The Santorum Strategy

Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  March 30, 2012  |  Bryan TX

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FOCUS: The Santorum Strategy: "Liberals tend to underestimate the importance of public discourse"

The Republican presidential campaign is not just about the presidential race. It is about using conservative language to strengthen conservative values in the brains of voters - in campaigns at all levels from Congress to school boards. Part of the Republican strategy is to get liberals to argue against them, repeating conservative language. There is a reason I wrote a book called Don't Think of an Elephant! When you negate conservative language, you activate conservative ideas and, hence, automatically and unconsciously strengthen the brain circuitry that characterizes conservative values. (George Lakoff, Reader Supported News. 12 March 12. HERE)

'via Blog this'

EXCERPT | " ... These values follow from certain ideal progressive family values, as projected to larger institutions. The progressive family has parents of equal authority. Their central moral role requires empathy with each other and their children, it requires self-responsibility, and responsibility for the well-being of other family members. This means open communication, transparency about family rules, shared decision-making, and need-based fairness.

This is an idealized view. Because our first acquaintance with being governed is in our families, we come to understand ideal versions of governing institutions (e.g., churches, schools, teams, and nations) in terms of idealizations of families.

The idealized conservative family is structured around a strict father who is the natural leader of the family, who is assumed to know right from wrong, whose authority is absolute and unchallengeable, who is masculine, makes decisions about reproduction, and who sets the rules - in short, the Decider. Children must be taught right from wrong through strict discipline, which is required to be moral. This maps onto the nation. To be prosperous in a free market, one must be fiscally disciplined. If you are not prosperous, you must not be disciplined, and if you are not disciplined, you cannot be moral, and so you deserve your poverty. ... "

So in summary, the 'correct thing to do' does not always make it to the ballot boxes. 
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http://www.readersupportednews.org/opinion2/277-75/10418-focus-the-santorum-strategy

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http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/20/trump-takes-hatchet-to-santorum/
NEXT WEEK: We find out why Trump is taking the hatchet to Rick Santorum!!! BLIMEY!

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Marcel Sebo Copied from, 'Hot Liberals' post

Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a campaign trip,
That started in Iowa in Fall,
And all the candidates were shit.
The Mitt was a crooked businessman,
The Newt an adult-er-er,
The Republican field, though not so good,
Thought they'd win because of Tea Baggers,
Thought they'd win because of Tea Baggers.

The campaign started getting rough,
The Super Pacs slung dirt,
Exposing the corruption of Republicans
Would the Presidency be lost?
Would the Presidency be lost?

The shit was slung by the Super Pacs
On all the candidates it hit
On Gilligan,
The Skipper too.
The millionaire
And his wife,
The movie star,
And the Rest
Here on Republican Isle.

Heisman Trophy Nominees 4012

Satire, Conjecture, and Piracy by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 10, 4011  |  Bryan TX

"Welcome Folks, I am Ron Post and we are here today giving the rundown on Heisman Nominees 4012. It has been two thousand years in the making ... but we have the most advanced young men and women in the bid today for the prized Trophy."

"Our Heisman nominees stand at crossroads of sports, religion and popular culture."

"Ever since the second coming in 2012, we have been fortunate to entertain off-world competitors to the ranks of nominees."

"Here's the 4012 line up:"

"And NO we don't include Albert Pujols, the Fifteenth, whose skills at hitting a baseball are so rare that the Los Angeles Angels agreed Thursday to pay him $254 million over the next 10 years..."

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Montee Brawl, RB, New Wisconsin, New Earth Station Zebra Conference

4011 Season: 275 rush, 1759 yards, 32 TD, 20 rec, 255 yards, 6 TD, 2/2 pass, 57 yards, 1 TD, 1 TPC, three Deaths, four Crushed Sternums, and a Bong

When you look at Ball’s season on iPaddy, you wonder how anybody can top these numbers.

He single-handedly accounted for 39 of Wisconsin’s 78 offensive touchdowns, while doing much of his damage in the first two or three quarters of football games. He only received 567 years probation for these offenses.

Brawl has yet to fail to have a game in which he did not record at least two total touchdowns, three cheerleaders, in 4011, and was a crucial success to New Wisconsin’s 11-2 season in which he led them to a NESZC Jack-in-the-Box Championship.

There just has been no stopping Montee Brawl in 2011. Broke Michigan State and Leftie Ohio State kept him to just one touchdown on the ground, but he found other ways to score against them. Those were the two match-ups back to back in which New Wisconsin lost.

Brawl has a shot to win the Heisman Trophy with these numbers, and he was clearly one of the most outstanding players in New Earth Station. However, New Wisconsin has a history of producing running backs year after year courtesy of dominant offensive lines.

Voters will likely question just how much Brawl did himself, as well as go back and review some of the huge running lanes he had.

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I Ran Fas' Mathieu, CB, LSUsurpers, South Will Rise Again Conference

4011 Season: 71 Tackle, 54 solo, 6.5 TFL, 2 sack, 2 INT, 7 PBU, 6 FF, 1 TD, 26 punt return, 420 yards, 2 TD

There’s truly nothing that sophomore cornerback I Ran Mathieu cannot do. Just looking at his stats alone, any person could tell that he’s extremely versatile.

He’s an exceptional punt returner, he can defend well in coverage, he can blitz, he can tackle, and he can force fumbles.

The Mathieu buzz has died down a bit since his one game suspension for testing positive for synthetic marijuana -- whatever the hell that is. But going into that suspension, the Honeybadger had everything going his way.

Mathieu scored three total touchdowns this year, two on punt returns, and one on a fumble in which he forced. He was a force when blitzing the opposing offense, and his speed and elusiveness made him feared when returning the football.

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T-Rich Trent Richardson, RB, Alabama, Alligator Ate my Maw Conference

4011 Season: 263 rush, 1583 yards, 20 TD, 27 rec, 327 yards, 3 TD

If there ever is a player that is most deserving of a Heisman Trophy it is Richardson. I’m personally a bit biased towards T-Rich, as I believe him to be the second most talented player in the nation only behind Andrew Luck, and in terms of NFL Draft potential.

But the hard work that this man puts out day in and day out is something that simply cannot be spoken for. He’s the first to get into the weight room and the last one to leave, but Heisman voters care what he did on the field.

What he did on the field was score touchdowns and lead a Bama offense with an inexperienced sophomore quarterback and as well as mediocre receivers to an 11 win season to which the only loss was against LSU.

Richardson is impossible to shut down at the college level and while he has an offensive line that is mauling, he gets an extremely high amount of yardage after contact which is the most impressive statistic. And he has no synthetic marijuana possession warrants out for him.

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Drafter Andrew Luck, QB, Stanford, Jupiter Leaping League Conference

4011 Season: 261/373 pass, 3170 yards, 35 TD, 9 INT, 43 rush, 153 yards, 2 TD

Luck was the #47 overall recruit in the nation according to Scout.com, and the #4 quarterback overall. Stanford nabbed him for their 4008 recruiting class, and hasn’t looked back since.

In 4010, Luck set the Stanford record for most touchdowns in a season with 32. He declined to enter the 4011 NFL Draft in hopes of bringing a championship to Stanford in 4011, as well as finishing his degree in architectural design. Which is all about drafting too.

Luck likes to tailgate his 4000 pound pulling guards and be pulled with their draft into the end-zone... like a Peugeot at Le Mans ...

Luck has been a top candidate for the 4012 Heisman for the entire season, as the expected number one pick in the 4012 NFL Draft has led Stanford to an impressive 11-1 mark, while throwing for over 3,000 yards and 35 touchdowns.

Stanford would have gone undefeated and could have had a chance at the nationional championship if their loss to Mudslide Oregon didn’t get out of hand in the fourth quarter.

Regardless, Luck’s resume speaks for itself. He’s thrown at least two touchdowns in every game this year, at least three in eight of 12 games, and has guided the Cardinals to it’s second season in a row of 11 wins.

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Hug Me Plz Robot Griffin III, QB, Baylor, Prescription Writers Union League Conference

4011 Season: 267/369 pass, 3998 yards, 36 TD, 6 INT, 161 rush, 644 yards, 9 TD

When you think of the Baylor Bears, the last thing you think about in recent years is their football program. They should change their mascot to "Medicine Man," or not.

But Robot Griffin III has made this program relevant again, and he has made going to Baylor football games exciting and eventful.

RGIII has had one of the most inspiring seasons of all time by a college player. He’s a brilliant student athlete who has many things to look forward to outside of football. And his initials are so Madison Avenue marketable ... Yay!

But it just so happens to be that he has been one of the most exciting players to watch in 4011. With a little bit of help from talented wide receivers, and a solid run game, Griffin led the Baylor Bears to a 9-3 season.

Baylor was ranked in the AP and Coaches poll for the first time in 2500 years. Some voters could argue that Baylor’s poor defense forced stat padding and led Griffin to have much more productive statistics.

The truth is that RGIII made clutch plays when he had to and won football games for a Baylor unit that isn’t as strong as their 9-3 record indicates, but they do have a lot of heart and will to win.

The good news is that many voters like feel good stories, and this is a great one. This is a story about a young quarterback who seemed to have limited upside that everybody believed was strictly a scrambling quarterback who could not throw.

Instead, this scrambling quarterback turned into a Top 10 NFL prospect for the 4012 NFL Draft, and is one of the best student-athletes in the entire nation, while being a stand-up, humble man.

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And the winner of the 4012 Heisman football Trophy is Jesus! Our God is the most complete football player ever to take the field and has a perfect balance of strength, speed, endurance and grace. Jesus holds every offensive, defensive and special teams record in the books and is just getting started. Tickets are going fast so dont miss your chance to see Jesus in action. My god t shirts let you show your love for the game of football and Jesus while looking like the #1 fan.
male, female - adult

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http://nflsoup.com/?p=17901

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It is a fight for our country's hard working citizens and it is a fight to maintain our nation's identity. Hardworking people are paying into our system, and the illegal immigrants are putting their hands in the jar and taking something they did not earn and simply do not deserve."

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-- Meanwhile --

State of the Union

DEMONCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION | AUGUST 25 -- 28, 2008 | DENVER

Consider this cross section of the United States right now: Thursday August 14, 2008; Jim Geraghty

"We may be on the verge of winning in Iraq, but Afghanistan is getting tougher. Pakistan is still an unstable cauldron of extremism where America has limited options. Iran is seeking nukes and the Israelis have an itchy trigger finger.

The Russian bear is in the woods again, stomping on Georgia. China is rising and showcasing authoritarian capitalism as an alternative to Western-style democracy. If the FBI is right, one guy with no state or group backing managed to terrorize Americans in fall 2001 by slipping poisons in envelopes.

Gas prices are dropping, but Americans won't quickly forget $4 a gallon prices, nor the recognition that faraway pipelines and Nigerian political stability can suddenly affect them at the pump.

Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac ran aground, the housing bubble burst, the border's not secure..."

Maybe 1992, and perhaps 2000 were good cycles to run "young/fresh face" against "trusted and tested." But this isn't 1992 or 2000.

According to HERE: It's a Tough Cycle to Run Young/Fresh Face' Against 'Trusted and Tested.' (Thursday August 14, 2008; Jim Geraghty, the campaign spot)

Steven Stark, cogitating over at RealClearPolitics has said:

"History shows that the Democrats are up against an experienced, steady Republican candidate [McCain] who is unlikely to make major mistakes. And their nominee, after a brilliant start in January and February to launch his candidacy and cement his base, hasn't had a terrific six months. Obama continues to show few signs of extending his support to the demographics that are likely to decide the election — principally the working-class voters concentrated in industrial states such as Ohio, Michigan, and Pennsylvania." (Stark, S; August 14, 2008)

It is a flummoxed, potentially unsteady Democratic Party again; or is it?

What happens if the love affair WITH Barack Obama is over by DNC08 closing gavel?

Don't you just hate to wait and see -- let's fast forward to November?

Move the Federal Capital to Salt Lake City, please Mr. Bush!!

Retrieved from: http://jessicafertitta.wordpress.com/2007/04/19/mormons-mitt-and-money-oh-my/#more-39

An array of donors who never had given money in a federal election opened their wallets to Mitt Romney this year, drawn to him through his networks in the business world and the Mormon church.
Utah, seldom a go-to state for politicians seeking money, was Romney’s second most generous state, reflecting the ties he has built there through the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and his time as president of the Salt Lake Organizing Committee for the 2002 Winter Games.
That success helped vault Romney to the top of the money race among Republican presidential candidates with more than $20 million in the first quarter of this year.
An analysis of new campaign finance reports by The Associated Press shows that in some Utah ZIP codes, Romney, a Mormon and former governor of Massachusetts, raised nearly 10 times the amounts raised by President Bush in each of the past two presidential elections.
“I don’t part with my money lightly, but I felt it was money well spent,” said Ken Leister, a Mormon and a businessman from Sandy, Utah. Leister, a first time political donor, and his wife contributed $2,000 to the Romney camp this year.