Done. The Azzurri win decisively and in spite of accusations about being dirty, lucky cheaters - they move on, while the honorable French and Romanians must either produce a valid green card or leave Switzerland immediately. OK, the Italians are not all that exciting this year compared to the amazing Dutch and Turkish teams. But then, it was never about the Euro Tournament in general. It was just about beating the French. The whole world needed to see it. Why?? Well that brings us to the French, and they are not a popular people. Again, why?
Because they think so-o much but never seem to understand anything decisively.
Because they eat so well but are never content enough to smile.
Because they make such beautiful clothes but can't decide if they are for men or women.
Because they once replaced God with the guillotine and never apologized for it.
Because they exude arrogance but never confidence.
....And because their restaurants are too expensive.
So, at least for now our boys move on, and we Italians are good at enjoying the moment and shrugging about the future.
This is Gina Provaccatoria, reporting more than you wanted to hear from Switzerland...for the last time.
4 comments:
GP: We appreciate your sacrifice, and that you are reporting LIVE.. If you need rescue, call the A-Team, using the Fibonacci number we gave you.
From your report we understand the shift in power that is brewing just under the soufflés.
Other wise MooPig will stay open twenty-four seven, should another encryption arrive on our HARPS receiver.
Roger tailcoat. Out.
I'd rather be dirty and lucky than honorable and French.
Loved the report Miss Gina and I agree with all your finding.
Keep up the good work and we Italian will stick together with great pride and joy.
Marinella Altomare Ruggiero Darnelli.
Compost, come in... come in Compost..
We fear the worst; has anyone seen Compost?
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