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Sunday, June 22, 2008

Strained attempts to Battle against Life, by Pat Darnell

MTC #13 Coming Soon to MooPig
Cinch up those reins, childrens, and tighten those apron strings... gettin' ready to panderin' and to postin' and practicin' votin':

Topic for MTC # 13 No longer a mystery:
So Says Prez and SGS'z: "That’s right. A little later than we usually like it but SomeGo and yours truly have been hard at work emailing back and forth trying to come up with the perfect topic.

We discarded a whole bunch for simply not being good enough, and then being the super-amazing mod-type people we are, decided that we should tweak the wording of the topic to get it just right. No effort is too much for our loyal MTC-ers.

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Without further ado, Blog Ninjas Present MTC#13:

We all have things we’ve never revealed about ourselves on our blog, things our readers wouldn’t know about us but might be interested to know as it gives them a better insight into who we are. Here’s your chance!

Tell us about something that you’ve never written about on your blog before.

If you haven’t already signed up remember you have until the posting day to do so.

Posting day is June 27th.



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

oohhh.... that's SO not cool! :(
poor baby pengy with the sockies on :(

i wanna cwwwwyyy!!

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