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Saturday, June 21, 2008

Every Good Secret needs an authenticated Relic

This [Carbonized Grist] hit the Fan over a year ago, and grew into a head of carbuncle puss on the face of Americans through Al Gore...

MooPig has to ask the tough questions, so here goes:

Q: "Has anything happened since?"

Answer: Yes; oil prices have risen to $130 a barrel...
In London, August Brent crude rose $2.86 to settle at $134.86 a barrel on the ICE. Gas prices will likely hold steady near current levels, as long as oil continues trading in its current range between roughly $132 and $138, analysts say. (MSN/AP; 20/ June/ 2008)

Al Gore won an Oscar for his movie ‘An Inconvenient Truth’. This was a lock, of course, because all the beautiful people in tinsel town are environmentally sensitive and love the beauty of nature. Many own second homes built in pristine areas of the country so they can enjoy all the untouched beauty of these places. Not counting the slight touching necessary to build their homes.

Their new mantra is global warming and the recession of the polar ice cap. I guess things have been warming up lately and the polar ice cap is receding. The cause of all this is not really clear however. The polar ice cap used to cover most of North America and extend down to Kentucky and has been receding — for the last four million years. Another one of those inconvenient truths.

Al Gore’s Convenient Oscar
by beth — published on March 6th, 2007

‘Ol Al wants to help the environment by asking all of us to reduce our carbon footprint thereby doing our part for the climate. Good idea Al, maybe you can start by reducing the dimension of just your regular footprint. Have you seen the size of this guy? He is rapidly becoming the poster child for morbid obesity. The best thing he could do for the environment is to back off the grub a little bit and give the rest of the food chain a break.

Al Gore would have won the 2000 presidential election if he could have carried his own state of Tennessee. We could have a President Gore! He may decide to run again. That is an inconvenient truth that should cause all of us to break out in a cold sweat.

author: Beloved Curmudgeon

(This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 at 10:06 pm and is filed under America, Cartoon of the Day, Hollywood, Modern Culture, Progressive-ly Insane, Useful Idiots.)



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