First in a Series of iKKi LEAKUS Plata RHAPSODY in MooPig Wisdom
In the Middle of the Night
Report sent in by Special Agent Compostholestoy from somewhere in Michigan
"When the phone rings at the plate spinner's house, does he answer it?
Plate spinner's Repose Ode
Spin 'em no more my friend.
You have found your peaceful repose.
What you have feared your whole life long
has finally, inevitably come to pass.
But mercy abounds, you did not see it.
Poles and plates are strewn about,
the discomfity of the noisy end has stilled.
Were they your masters or your slaves?
Not your mess now.
Not your worry.
Was it as you always feared?
Did world and purpose end when RPMs hit nill?
Perhaps, but not as you imagined.
Spinner, repose! repose!
Motionless at last.
Som'Body stand up and give him a round of APPLAAAAAUSE!!!