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Saturday, February 23, 2013

Cage Match #69 :: "Pope Benedict vs Sandusky"

White Hair used to mean 'Great Wisdom'
By Pat Darnell and the Herd  |  Feb 23, 2013  |  Bryan TX




Pope Benedict 

-- versus --

Jerry Sandusky


Some Back Story ::

  • Did you know that B.Y.U. was Jerry's first choice before Penn State. He thought it was "Bring 'em Young".
  • I hear Sandusky had to stop going to church. The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.
  • Sandusky claims he's really young at heart. He says sometimes he feels like a 60 yr old stuck in a 10 yr old's body.
  • Sandusky is set to remake two Schwarzenegger films into one...It's going to be called Kindergarten Predator.
  • Do you know what Jerry Sandusky's favorite part of the trial was? Recess.
  • Penn State: Safe for your daughters.
  • I've heard Sandusky taught his team to stand firm even while taking a pounding
  • What did the lady at the beach say to Sandusky? Move, you're in my son.
  • What do Sandusky and a chef have in common? They both like their meat tender.
  • I used to be a virgin like you but then I took a sandusky to the ass
  • Q: What do Jerry Sandusky and Nickelodeon have in common? A: They've both sacked Wild and Crazy Kidz
  • Jerry Sandusky's favorite movie was Child's Play
  • Touched: The Jerry Sandusky Story
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http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2011/11/16/midday-snacks-11-16-11/
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/vatican-pope-didn-resign-sex-scandal-article-1.1271641
http://imgur.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/4jGbA
http://pribek.net/2013/01/18/friday-night-cage-matchfondue-partyevolving-conversationdancing-about-architecture-vol-150/
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