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Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Feb 26, 2013  |  Bryan TX

Al Sears, MD
11903 Southern Blvd., Ste. 208
Royal Palm Beach, FL 33411

February 26, 2013

Can This "Health Food" Shrink Your Manhood?

Dear Patdarnell,

It really gets my goat that they're getting you to eat this stuff.

Is this "healthy" chicken sandwich a
threat to your manhood?

Like that grilled chicken sandwich that they've been telling you is so good for you...

Eat enough of them and they'll turn you into a plump, moody, weepy female.

And the veggie burgers? Don't get me going. They're even worse.

No joke.

These fake health foods can take away everything that makes life great for a man.

But there's an easy way to get up every morning and feel charged, optimistic and confident again. Ambitious and full of energy.

My patients who have experienced this are some of my happiest, and are on top of their game again.

Let me show you what I mean...

The average chicken sandwich comes from chickens that are pumped full of the hormones that your body thinks are estrogen.

That veggie burger, too. Soy products are highly estrogenic.

Estrogen is what makes a woman a woman... but too much can "feminize" a man, and start to turn him into a woman.

Commercial beef, poultry and soy products are a HUGE source of this fake estrogen. Add cheese? That's more estrogen. Add some bacon? Even more.

That lettuce, tomato that are supposed to be so "healthy"? Yep, you guessed it, more fake estrogen in the form of chemicals sprayed on your vegetables while they're still in the ground.

These fake estrogens have a structure that makes them a dead ringer for the real thing... and your body can't tell the difference. I call them "estrogen mimics."

Ketchup has ingredients that have the same effect. Even the grain in your sandwich bun is tainted.

And the more estrogen that gets into your blood, the more your manhood shrinks. That means more belly fat, your energy tanks and your sex life goes the way of the woolly mammoth.

Is this a scientific fact? No, not yet, because the medical establishment has refused to invest the money to do the tests necessary to prove this. But do I believe it's true? Absolutely. And I'll tell you why...

I Bet Your Doctor Never Told You This...

There are almost no clinical trials that have studied estrogen dominance and its effects. Truth is, most doctors don't even realize excess estrogen is the "hidden cause" of the problems a lot of guys face every day.

Don't be fooled... veggie burgers made with soy could "feminize" your body.

Clinical trials are helpful, but there are problems with relying only on what you read in a handful of medical journals.

Modern medicine often gets hung up on these placebo trials and completely ignores the evidence right in front of them.

Just like they ignore the oldest systems of medicine in the world even though they have thousands of years of real-world trials behind them.

And today, science lags as many as 15 years behind what doctors in practice know.

In the case of estrogen dominance, it's been more than 20 years, and modern science still hasn't gotten around to studying this effect that only I and a few other doctors have caught on to.

That's how long ago I started seeing a connection between estrogen mimics in the environment and complaints from my male patients about low energy and a softening of their male features.

So I started to research for myself when I realized what was beginning to happen in today's world. As a doctor, I knew I had to do something about this completely new problem. So I came up with a solution to address it.

Since then, I've been helping men use this one simple approach that helps reduce and begin to wipe out the effects of too much estrogen. I've helped thousands of men keep their true strength, vitality and ability to perform.

That's a two-decade, real-world trial right there.

And I believe, from my success with men in my clinic that this solution can quickly restore your estrogen levels to a healthy balance, starting you back on the road to a lean body and a focused mind.

STAND UP And Reclaim Your Power As A Man

It doesn't matter what condition you're in now. I've seen it all. And I've fully restored men you might consider "lost causes."

One patient, who we'll call "P.L.", came to my clinic complaining of 4 out of the 5 classic symptoms of what I call "estrogen dominance." He was chronically tired, emotionally out of sorts, had a beer belly, a double chin and was losing his ability to perform.

When I checked his testosterone, it was down to 384, a level you'd expect to see in an old man. (At the time, P.L. was in his early 40s.) Also not a surprise, his estrogen was close to 200, which is more than most women.

Here's the bottom line: Estrogen makes you fat. That's why they give it to farm animals. It starts with a smooth layer of fat under the skin that robs you of muscle definition. Then it grows into a fat belly, a round face and "man boobs."

In P.L.'s case, he only weighed 175 pounds but was carrying a lot of body fat (35%). That's technically obese, but he didn't really look "overweight," just bloated and out of shape.

But look what happened when I gave him my estrogen "antidote."

Body Composition Chart

% of Body Fat 35%

29% 22% 15%

Pounds of Body Fat
58 51 37 28

Lean Body Mass
108 125 133 157

Look at the top line. His body fat percentage went from 35% all the way down to a much leaner 15%.

The middle line, "pounds of fat," shows the amount of fat he was carrying went from 58 pounds down to a more manageable 28.

And on the last line, his "lean body mass," which measures how much muscle you have, went up from 108 to 157.

After three months, his estrogen dropped and his testosterone started to rise. Plus he built 49 pounds of muscle and lost 30 pounds of fat.

Kick Excess Estrogen To The Curb And
Get Your Manhood Back NOW

As an MD who is also an ACE certified fitness instructor, coach and consultant to professional athletes, I know how to keep men it top condition. In fact, I've built my reputation on it.

Like the thousands of men who come to my clinic for help... including guys like "P.L."... I'll show you EXACTLY how my strategy works and how it can put YOU back in the saddle again.

First, let me show you what we're up against.

It's Not Just In Your Food...
Estrogen Is A Staple Of Our Plastic World

You don't see it, feel it or taste it... but estrogen gets into your blood every day.

Sometimes it's in the food you eat, sometimes it's in the plastic products you use. But whether you know it or not, there's a steady stream of this feminizing hormone getting into your bloodstream.

As you've already seen, ranchers in the meat and poultry industries inject their cattle and chickens with estrogen to "fatten them up," and speed up the time it takes them to reach "maturity."

And every time you eat a burger or chicken sandwich made from these animals, you're likely getting the estrogen that animal had when it was slaughtered.

Even the soy products are to blame, as any soy product that has not been fermented is highly estrogenic. (The fermented products like soy sauce and tofu are the exceptions.)

What may be ever worse, modern industry produces thousands of chemicals that get into your everyday environment. And the majority of these chemicals and compounds mimic the female hormone estrogen.

The problem is that many of these chemicals have a molecular structure that closely resembles the female hormone estrogen.

When these estrogen look-a-likes get into your bloodstream, they attach to estrogen receptors and give your cells a new set of feminizing instructions.

You see, your receptors are like "landing pads" on the surface of your cells that receive incoming nutrients and information.

And when these "estrogen mimics" bind with your cells' receptors, your cells don't realize it's a chemical and not the real thing. And in response to these new "messages," your body gradually rebuilds itself to become more feminine.

One of the first signs of excess estrogen is increased fat deposition in your breast and belly. But long before you get "man boobs," most men will get a gradual "softening."

First, you may develop a soft, "dough boy" appearance as your muscle is replaced by fat. Over time, you may start to lose your masculine edge, your confidence and sense of purpose. You may feel tired or moody and your bedroom performance may not be as strong as it used to be.

Ever Use A Plastic Bag Or Drink From A Plastic Cup?

Plastic is by far the worst offender... and in today's world, plastic is almost impossible to avoid. Chemicals like the widely publicized "bisphenol A" or BPA are highly estrogenic and found in almost all plastic products.

Other countries around the world have banned BPA, but it's still a favorite in the US. And aside from the obvious dangers of plastic, big industry puts thousands of chemicals into the items you use everyday.

Here are just a few examples:

  • Vinyl flooring
  • Detergents
  • Shampoo
  • Soaps
  • Deodorants
  • Garden hoses
  • Pesticides
  • Fertilizers

These estrogen look-a-likes are waging war on your masculinity. They attack your testosterone. This gradually saps your strength, muscle, ambition, competitive spirit and sexual performance.

But there's an "estrogen antidote" I use with my male patients that helps support a healthy balance of estrogen and helps you reclaim your natural masculine energy and body type.

EstroCleanse is easy to use and goes to work right away. The key ingredients transform the feminizing estrogen into a "neutral" form.

That means you can easily minimize the feminizing force of estrogen so you have an easier time when you:

  • Want to boost muscle mass.
  • Start to slim down and get rid of your "spare tire."
  • Begin to ramp up your endurance in and out of the bedroom.
  • Get back into the game with more ambition, more energy and more confidence.

EstroCleanse is safe and natural, too. In fact, these powerful estrogen-neutralizing compounds come from vegetables.

Use My Phytonutrient Secret To Zap Estrogen

Published research over last ten years suggests you can neutralize excess estrogen with extracts from "crucifers," a group of vegetables including broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and cabbage.

Here's why: The way estrogen is "metabolized" or broken down in your body is critical to how it acts when it gets into your bloodstream.

Certain compounds found in cruciferous vegetables turn the "feminizing" estrogen into a more beneficial version. One of the best compounds is indole-3-carbinol (I3C), a phytochemical found in cruciferous vegetables such as broccoli.

When you eat a vegetable like broccoli, your body breaks it down into multiple compounds, one of which is I3C.

I3C helps convert the less-desirable "feminizing" estrogens into neutral or even helpful estrogens such as 2-hydroxyestrone.

Studies published in the Journal of the National Cancer Institute and the Journal of Endocrinology support the ability of I3C to convert the "bad" estrogen into a neutral metabolite.1,2

When I3C gets to your digestive tract, part of it converts into diindolylmethane (DIM), another "estrogen neutralizer."

Together, I3C and DIM play an active role in clearing your body of excess estrogen.

Not only does this simple solution help promote a healthy balance of estrogen, it helps promote a healthy testosterone to estrogen ratio, which can lead to maintaining the energy, power and performance men feel when they're younger.

Feel Strong And On Top Of The World

As a certified ACE fitness instructor and coach to professional athletes, my first priority is optimizing a man's testosterone to estrogen ratio.

Your ratio of testosterone to estrogen should be at least 4:1. That's four parts testosterone to one part estrogen. The higher your ratio, the more masculine you'll look and feel.

To really feel strong and on top of the world, it's better to get closer to 8:1.

But these days, a lot of guys have ratios that are below 4:1. Once you fall below 4:1, you'll start to experience the depressing and power-robbing symptoms of "estrogen dominance."

Aside from EstroCleanse, there are also other ways to boost your testosterone and lower your estrogen so you can keep your strength and manhood...

These are techniques I use with my male patients that help them increase their sexual performance... maintain well-defined muscles... strengthen their heart's pumping power... keep a normally-functioning prostate... and more.

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"It's Just Part Of The Aging Process..."

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EstroCleanse is a simple and effective way to get rid of excess estrogen and reclaim your manhood. I've used a version of this formula for decades. It's worked on thousands of men and their medical records prove it.

I've seen countless men come to my clinic with the same symptoms. They walk in feeling fat, fatigued and bored. And after a few months, EstroCleanse helps them start acting and feeling like real men again.

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And even if you need a refund, you can keep 12 Secrets to Virility with my compliments.

It's a no-lose offer.

But based on my experience, I know you'll appreciate EstroCleanse. I use it almost every day with my patients and wouldn't think of going without it. In this estrogen-saturated world we live in, I'd be crazy not to.

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To Your Good Health,

Al Sears, MD
* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

The women of our modern day society are facing a silent crisis, that includes a plethora of serious diseases that were not present in our ancestors. The cause of these new diseases all have one thing in common: the molecule estrogen. (LINK)

1. Michnovicz JJ, Adlercreutz H, Bradlow HL. Changes in levels of urinary estrogen metabolites after oral indole-3-carbinol treatment in humans. J Natl Cancer Inst. 1997 May 21;89(10):718-23.
2. Bradlow HL, Telang NT, Sepkovic DW, Osborne MP. 2-hydroxyestrone: the ‘good' estrogen. J Endocrinol. 1996 Sep;150 Suppl:S259-65.


Pribek said...

Bisphenol A is an estrogen mimic that you have been exposed to and consuming your entire life Padre.

Patrick Darnell said...

We are on a strange journey down here. That's for sure.

Patrick Darnell said...

UPDATE: Bisphenol A

Bisphenol A

What is bisphenol A?
Bisphenol A (BPA) is a chemical produced in large quantities for use primarily in the production of polycarbonate plastics and epoxy resins.

Where is BPA found?
Polycarbonate plastics have many applications including use in some food and drink packaging, e.g., water and infant bottles, compact discs, impact-resistant safety equipment, and medical devices. Epoxy resins are used as lacquers to coat metal products such as food cans, bottle tops, and water supply pipes. Some dental sealants and composites may also contribute to BPA exposure.

How does BPA get into the body?
The primary source of exposure to BPA for most people is through the diet. While air, dust, and water are other possible sources of exposure, BPA in food and beverages accounts for the majority of daily human exposure.

Bisphenol A can leach into food from the protective internal epoxy resin coatings of canned foods and from consumer products such as polycarbonate tableware, food storage containers, water bottles, and baby bottles. The degree to which BPA leaches from polycarbonate bottles into liquid may depend more on the temperature of the liquid or bottle, than the age of the container. BPA can also be found in breast milk.

Bisphenol A was discovered in 1891 by Russian chemist Aleksandr Dianin. In the early 1930s the British chemist Charles Edward Dodds recognized BPA as an artificial estrogen.[41] During that time BPA had two initial uses. The first use of BPA was to enhance the growth of cattle and poultry. The second use of BPA in the mid 1930s was as an estrogen replacement for women. BPA's ability to mimic the effects of natural estrogen derive from the similarity of phenol groups on both BPA and estradiol, which enable this synthetic molecule to trigger estrogenic pathways in the body.[42] BPA was only briefly used as an estrogen replacement and was replaced by diethylstilbestrol (DES).[41] Based on research by chemists at Bayer and General Electric, BPA has been used since the 1950s to harden polycarbonate plastics and make epoxy resin, and in the lining of food and beverage containers.[43][41] The first evidence of the estrogenicity of bisphenol A came from experiments on rats conducted in the 1930s,[44][45] but it was not until 1997 that adverse effects of low-dose exposure on laboratory animals were first proposed (hormesis).[22] Modern studies began finding possible connections to health issues caused by exposure to BPA during pregnancy and during development. See Government and industry response. Research is ongoing and the debate continues as to whether BPA should be banned or not, and to what extent, all over the world. In 2010 Canada's department of the environment declared BPA to be a "toxic substance".[46] (wiki)

d2r2 said...

Darn it all I just ate this huge BLT with a fried egg...surely not a free range chicken either. Stinking GMA stuff.

Patrick Darnell said...

I know, I know, Big Bro, it is getting too dramatical and sounds like blithering madness abounds. I am as surprised as the next guy about this stuff.

The guy in the example from the Sears article is exactly the situation I found myself in as the doctors analyzed my blood and testosterone levels...

I didn't sign up for this -- that's for sure. I had an injection today, it lasts two weeks. I don't know if it is a synthetic Testosterone or what.

It seems like MooPig is more like the norm of our bodies than not... a pig inside the beef cow.

Pribek said...

d2r2 said...

DUBLIN, Texas (KXAN) - A 90-minute drive from where Dr Pepper was first introduced to Texas -- and eventually to the world -- a Dublin, Texas, tradition will meet its end as the oldest bottler for the brand.

Dublin Dr Pepper’s 121-year history of bottling Dr Pepper, sweetened with cane sugar, came to an end Wednesday after a trademark dispute that began last summer.

It's a FUBAR...all over the place.

Pribek said...

Well, that's a drag because there Dr Pepper with cane sugar was obviously superior.
And, yeah it's FUBAR but, it's a long time coming. Might be that all of this stuff is ratcheting up but, it's not new trends.
Here's an example of how we get sold down the river...

"Harvard Study Confirms Fluoride Reduces Children's IQ"

So, they've been putting a fertilizer by-product in the water for 60-70 years and the geniuses at Harvard just now decide to look in to it? And then they find out the same thing that people, who have been labeled as crazy, have been saying all along...

and btw, on a local note...the fluoride plan was hatched just up the road here by the ALCOA people who are actually the Mellons of Carnegie-Mellon

d2r2 said...

So even the reasoning behind the fluoridation is back-firing, i.e dental fluorosis. Disturbing, 99 per cent of it flushes to the sewers and water tables.

With all of the side effects and as long as you, Jack and Pat, and I have been using...wonder how smart we missed out on being?

d2r2 said...

Noting, the big airlines started cutting costs by...sometime in the 70's/80's...deleting the leaf of lettuce from their on board sandwiches for coach passengers.

If fluoridation of water is turning out to have questionable reward for actual use. Understanding 99% is lost, what is the cost of this kind of waste for decades.

Pribek said...

d2r2 said...

Rose Tyler: Really though, Doctor. Tell me. Who are you?
The Doctor: Do you know like we were saying, about the earth revolving? It's like when you're a kid, the first time they tell you that the world is turning and you just can't quite believe it 'cause everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it...
[he takes her hand]
The Doctor: - the turn of the earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour. The entire planet is hurtling around the sun at sixty seven thousand miles an hour. And I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world. And, if we let go...
[He releases her hand]
The Doctor: That's who I am. Now forget me, Rose Tyler. Go home.

Patrick Darnell said...

RE DAVE: I like Doctor Who... I like how he refers to the child first learning that the earth revolves, in your passage... I remember thinking that crazy idea when I was little, and I would stare at the ants and think "We are little like those ants. They don't worry that they might fly off the surface of the sidewalk..."

So, then, we are tiny in the universe ... so we shouldn't worry either.

RE Pribek: I watched the whole Max-wellian youTube... sheesh... and came to find this one on false flags...

Pribek said...

I will give that a look tomorrow as I sip coffee and work my fingers through etudes.
Max seems to have a unique approach with this material in that he seems more to promote that the solutions are in tune with spiritual (for lack of a perfect word) actions. And also, that it is not a lost cause.
I have been spending a good bit of time working through "Tragedy and Hope" by Carroll Quigley which is truly a tome and requires work to process. Quigley lays out factually a lot of what has been labeled conspiracy. A true insider. Maybe too inside.
Beka has coerced me in to watching some Dr. Who (later series). I've resisted the Dr. for a long time but, have been nicely surprised...

Patrick Darnell said...

Publication Date: June 1, 1975 | ISBN-10: 094500110X | ISBN-13: 978-0945001102
Tragedy & Hope: A History of the World in Our Time by Carroll Quigley

1348 pages? Ambitious, Maestro, yoweeee... in my San Antonio days, I was called a WASP, White Anglo Saxon Protestant... lovingly by my Chicano friends. It was endearing... the review for T and H says it traces the Anglo-American banking elite.

I think I missed my opportunity to become one of those elite's. This was written after I left my elite college in San Antonio, 1975. I wondered how I missed it otherwise.

This should probably be required reading for all frreshman, but you know the elite don't like whistle blowers, nope, they tend to assassinate detractors.

You know what they say about Jos Kennedy and bankers, if it isn't nailed down... but that is common sense.

Pribek said...

"Tragedy and Hope" was actually written a good deal earlier. It took many years to write. Was originally published in the mid '60s.
I think the first edition was around 2,000 copies most of which were destroyed in a warehouse fire or something along those lines (and this whole thing has spawned conspiracy speculation). Quigley was unaware that the books disappeared. He just thought that no one was reading it.
There were a few copies that slipped through however and a couple of outlets started publishing bootlegs (late '60s early '70s). Quigley became aware of this through ADL types who were concerned that it had been adopted by some John Birchers.
There is another well known book "None Dare Call It Conspiracy" by Gary Allan and Larry Abraham that came out in '72 which quoted Quigley's book a ton.
At the encouragement of the ADL types who felt that Alan and Abraham were anti-Semitic, Quigley actually went out west to debate the two authors.
He concluded that Alan was an empty suit but Abraham was "very well informed".
I bring this up because I started reading "None Dare" and the quotes were so numerous I undertook the Quigley book to get the intended context.
I'm not quite half way through it but, "traces the Anglo-American banking elite" sounds more like a characterization of "None Dare". "Tragedy" is a much more exhaustive history of the late 19th-mid 20th century politics, diplomacy, wars and financial forces.
So, Quigley is an enigma. When I say "true insider", I mean he was privy to CFR, Rand Corp., Rhodes Round Table, Skull and Bones documents that no one else has ever seen as he was considered a sympathetic historian. And, like I say, embraced by Birchers as well as Bill Clinton (who invoked his name in the same breath as JFK's in his nomination and inaugural speeches and referred to Quigley as a "mentor".

Patrick Darnell said...

Someone, somewhere, has screwed up. Either the Rothschild's forgot how to police themselves, or some other agent has traveled into unidentified territory, but this story goes back hundreds of generations, and thousands of empires.

Getting into the Pribek head is like a "Do it Yourself Research Primer for Dummies."

If I just stuck to the topics "Estrogen" and "Money" I would probably go mad, but at least I would have an audience.

I surf the net with no clear intent: that is, no direction, nor guidance, therefore a stumble bum.

One thing is for certain, even with 12,000 years of human history at my fingertips, I will not be able to get facts right. So how the hell has anyone gotten the facts correct up to now? Eh?

As it stands, three patriarchs rule the entire globe. And they take great pleasure in "buying Bears Stearns" at $2.00 a share. [down from the usual $130.00 per share]

The Rothschild family is estimated to be worth at least 500 trillion dollars today and some estimates over 900 trillion dollars.

Let's say it is the average estimate (700 trillion)

If we divide their 700 Trillion by the population of planet earth (7 Billion), each person on the planet would have $100,000 additional to what they have...

If we divided the top 10 peoples wealth we'd all be very close to millionaires, while they could all stay trillionaires ...

What is the USA GDP...? a measly $14 447.1 billions, or $15 Trillion?

Just something to think about...

I think this is going to be the mystery imprinted in my mind, and perched on my lips on my death bed: Why did we get it so wrong?

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