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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

MooPig Sloppy Dollars and Sense Department :: "WTF?"

Where do "They" Hide their Trillions?
asked by Pat Darnell | Apr 7, 2013 | Bryan TX

 
Guess what folks, the VIDEO has since been taken down... What does that tell you?

BREAKING: The 1% Caught Hiding Trillions In Tax Havens, 100,000 Names Leaked (VIDEO) | Addicting Info:
EXCERPT  |   "... They go on to report comments by an associated researcher:
“What we found as we started digging in the records is a pretty extensive collection of dodgy characters: Wall Street fraudsters, Ponzi schemers, figures connected to organized crime, to arms dealing, money launderers,” said Michael Hudson, a senior editor at the ICIJ, who worked with a team for months to sort through the information.
“We just found a lot of folks involved in questionable or outright illegal activities.” (2013/04/05. By Justin Acuff) ... "
   'via Blog this'

" ... If you aren't aware, the truth is that a mere 132 Americans donated 60% of SuperPac money during the last election period, and as noted by Larry Lessig during his TED presentation (and elsewhere), candidates must win the “funding” election before they can even participate in the general election that you and I can vote in. Because of this, all candidates from all parties spend 30-70% of their time trying to get more money to stay in office. If they displease those 132 people, by, for example, hurting their industries or pocketbook ..., they'll lose office and, later, lobbying opportunities that pay a thousand percent what they make in Congress. (LINK) ... "


__________________________Reference
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/04/05/breaking-the-1-caught-hiding-trillions-in-tax-havens-100000-names-leaked-video/
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2013/04/03/merchant-offshore-trust.html
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/04/03/offshore-data-leak.html?autoplay=true
http://www.cbc.ca/news/interactives/icij-map/
http://politicsbyjustin.com/2013/04/05/reclaiming-america-get-the-money-out-of-congress-ted/

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Get Out Your Check Books !!

:: BTW, this is submitted to me via email from our favorite of favorites curmudgeonist Randall Geades.

Let's hear it!!
To B. Obama:

Note: forwarded message attached. It say: ROLL DEE DICE MON !!Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin claimed her historic spot on the Republican ticket Wednesday night, uncorking a smiling, sarcastic attack on Barack Obama and winning cheers of acceptance and approval after a tumult-filled first week on the national stage. She vowed to help presidential nominee John McCain bring real change to Washington, saying "he's a man who's there to serve his country and not just his party."

From:

Ginger Carrell

To:

Undisclosed recipients:;

Subject:

Presidential Candidate Comparisons

Date:

Tue, 2 Sep 2008 09:56:33 -0500

2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE COMPARISON TALKING POINTS

ISSUE

McCain

Obama

Favors new drilling offshore US

Yes

No

Will appoint judges who interpret the law not make it

Yes

No


Served in the US Armed Forces

Yes

No

Amount of time served in the US Senate

22 YEARS

173 DAYS

Will institute a socialized national health care plan

No

Yes

Supports abortion throughout the pregnancy

No

Yes

Would pull troops out of Iraq immediately

No

Yes

Supports gun ownership rights

Yes

No

Supports homosexual marriage

No

Yes

Proposed programs will mean a huge tax increase

No

Yes

Voted against making English the official language

No

Yes

Voted to give Social Security benefits to illegals

No

Yes

CAPITAL GAINS TAX

MCCAIN

0% on home sales up to $500,000 per home (couples). McCain does not propose any change in existing home sales income tax.

OBAMA

28% on profit from ALL home sales. (How does this affect you? If you sell your home and make a profit, you will pay 28% of your gain on taxes. If you are heading toward retirement and would like to down-size your home or move into a retirement community, 28% of the money you make from your home will go to taxes. This proposal will adversely affect the elderly who are counting on the income from their homes as part of their retirement income.)

DIVIDEND TAX

MCCAIN

15% (no change)

OBAMA

39.6% - (How will this affect you? If you have any money invested in stock market, IRA, mutual funds, college funds, life insurance, retirement accounts, or anything that pays or reinvests dividends, you will now be paying nearly 40% of the money earned on taxes if Obama becomes president. The experts predict that 'Higher tax rates on dividends and capital gains would crash the stock market, yet do absolutely nothing to cut the deficit')

INCOME TAX

MCCAIN

(no changes)

Single making 30K - tax $4,500
Single making 50K - tax $12,500
Single making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 60K- tax $9,000
Married making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 125K - tax $31,250

OBAMA (reversion to pre-Bush tax cuts)

Single making 30K - tax $8,400
Single making 50K - tax $14,000
Single making 75K - tax $23,250
Married making 60K - tax $16,800
Married making 75K - tax $21,000
Married making 125K - tax $38,750
Under Obama, your taxes could almost double!

INHERITANCE TAX

MCCAIN

- 0% (No change, Bush repealed this tax)

OBAMA

Restore the inheritance tax

Many families have lost businesses, farms, ranches, and homes that have been in their families for generations because they could not afford the inheritance tax. Those willing their assets to loved ones will only lose them to these taxes.

NEW TAXES PROPOSED BY OBAMA

New government taxes proposed on homes that are more than 2400 square feet. New gasoline taxes (as if gas weren't high enough already) New taxes on natural resources consumption (heating gas, water, electricity) New taxes on retirement accounts, and last but not least....New taxes to pay for socialized medicine so we can receive the same level of medical care as other third-world countries!!!

And this says nothing about stripping of the DoD, appeasement of the terrorists, and loss of US sovereignty under “world citizen” Obama’s relinquishment of US rights to the UN and World Court . Nor does it talk of loss of rights in “Fairness Laws” which are only fair to the minority.










Please verify the above at the following web sites: http://money.cnn.com/news/specials/election/2008/index.html

http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/issues/issues.taxes.html
http://elections.foxnews.com/?s=proposed+taxes http://bulletin.aarp.org/yourworld/politics/articles/mccain_obama_offer_different_visions_on_taxes.html
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/fact-checker/candidates/barack_obama/ http://blog.washingtonpost.com/fact-checker/candidates/john_mccain/





Thursday, June 05, 2008

A Ticket, and P J for Obama, a mamma, and a tasket too...

Follow the links, they tell the whole story for today in your face:
Link One --
A Ticket,A Tasket - Ella Fitzgerald

Link Two --
The word for June 05 is premature joculation

The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.

i.e. -- "The Pulp Fiction quote by the Winston Wolf character...[quote deleted]... is a great example of premature joculation."

Link Three:
PHOTO: "I lost my yellow basket!!

“The Brand Called Obama” was Fast Company’s cover story for its April edition, but I just ran across it now thanks to No Quarter. The theme is “the degree to which his success indicates a seismic shift on the business horizon as well.”

Obama has deftly embraced — and been embraced by — the Internet. His campaign has deputized soccer grandmoms and hipsters alike to generate new heights of viral support. And he has been exceptionally successful at converting online clicks into real-world currency: rallies in the heartland, videos on YouTube, and most important, donations and votes.

Friday, February 01, 2008

What is New in the Campaign this year?

I say "one" for the American Voters, "zero" for the candidates. I am happy to report the result of our vigilance as internet crawlers. Let me explain: something is very different in persuant candidates of leader-of-the-free-world this first two elections for the new century. "W's" televised image was absolutely terribly, and my associate Essie told me so back in '04. To the younger voters now it is a very big thing: What is bigger yet than TV image?

Body Language

NONVERBAL BEHAVIOR INTERPRETATION
Brisk, erect walk.... Confidence
Standing with hands on hips Readiness.... aggression
Sitting with legs crossed, foot kicking slightly..... Boredom
Sitting, legs apart Open,..... relaxed
Arms crossed on chest..... Defensiveness
Walking with hands in pockets, shoulders hunched...... Dejection
Hand to cheek Evaluation,...... thinking
Touching, slightly rubbing nose....... Rejection, doubt, lying
Rubbing the eye........ Doubt, disbelief
Hands clasped behind back......... Anger, frustration, apprehension
Locked ankles........ Apprehension
Head resting in hand, eyes downcast....... Boredom
Rubbing hands....... Anticipation
Sitting with hands clasped behind head, legs crossed...... Confidence, superiority
Open palm...... Sincerity, openness, innocence
Pinching bridge of nose, eyes closed....... Negative evaluation
Tapping or drumming fingers...... Impatience
Steepling fingers....... Authoritative
Patting/fondling hair....... Lack of self-confidence; insecurity
Tilted head........ Interest
Stroking chin...... Trying to make a decision
Looking down, face turned away....... Disbelief
Biting nails....... Insecurity, nervousness
Pulling or tugging at ear...... Indecision

(http://www.deltabravo.net/custody/body.php --retrieved today from here).

Don't Go and Hire yourself an Old School Body Language Coach!!! You need the new 360 Degrees jobby...
Ever notice how your televised candidate has been coached to never make any body language gestures available for the camera's to pick up. Well, that is no longer a safe ploy. Due to Mag Daddy telephones with cameras, street surveillance, pooperratzis, live web feeds, and the plethora of Democracy preserving image getting mobile toys, we now get to see the real body language of the candidates.

Once we see and publish an image of the candidate making a face, gesture, or fall, 12 billion eyes worldwide judge for "themselves" each whether this mug is sincere, tired, or deaf to the cries of the majority. Like criminals caught on tape, so go the candidates. Its going to be a bad millenium for crooks, burglars, predators and candidates.

Chicken ass kissing wannabe clandestine skull and bone twerps can't even meet anymore secretly, without a million cameras pointed at their entry and egress from East European mountain blockaded hideaways for Bilderbergers, "...So forgive us for scoffing when claims that they are a benign talking shop for publicity shy old men are regurgitated year upon year by the lapdog press that dare even mention their name, while demonizing the rest of us as conspiracy theorists." Bunch of Willy Wonka chocolate bar bottom feeders. Eh?

Heck, we wouldn't be still asking where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, were digital available back in '79. Speaking of Jimmy's:

We don't need Superman anymore, just his pal Jimmy Olsen, with his new NIKON 10.2-Megapixel DX-format AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6G VR .5-Inch, 230,000-Dot Color LCD Monitor with 170-Degree Wide-Angle Viewing: Built-in Speedlight with i-TTL with Intuitive Controls... errrr with built in night x-ray vision! (retrieved here today: http://www.nikonusa.com/home.php) Yes, I want one just like Jimmy's. pd

So Why Obama (isn't that a type of jelly in a jar) is winning?

I want to ask B.O. if he knows he is perceived DEM front-runner because he looks like a sheep at the Houston Fat Stock show and Rodeo, without a care, dimpled and fair, without guile, instantly innocent... or is he just a wolf in sheep's clothing? That is the big question.

Next to Theodore Kennedy, Obama looks like an Italian portrait of the ever-loving and forgiving Christ at the well.

And that my pupils is why Obama is winning; because he knows this and knows big brother is watching him at every moment. I bet he even looks innocent as a sparrow when he is squatting.

Hell, big sister, little sister, and all those in between who can manuever a QWERTY can peer into the body language of Obama, Hillary, Mitt, McCain... For instance if the majority of US voters were opium addicts, and they have opium addict mannerisms, the candidate who has learned to mimic opium addict body language would win.

It turns out, even the dictator of North Korea can watch and judge candidates on line, bless his little bleeding cinema heart. What do you think Castro with his anus implant watches while he convalesces? They both are looking for the sweet sweetback badass who will next hold them at bay.
I know; Enough is Enough -- but, it has only just begun!

You want to really create a landslide Obama? Go, quickly before this summer; get an MSN engineer to make a vid-game featuring you in verisimilitude. Then you will win over the USA like JFK won us over with his statuesque charisma, while old Nixon looked like a burglar, seen by billions in the debates on TV.
Hurry, Barack, our thumbs can't wait. >pd/draft2

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Move the Federal Capital to Salt Lake City, please Mr. Bush!!

Retrieved from: http://jessicafertitta.wordpress.com/2007/04/19/mormons-mitt-and-money-oh-my/#more-39
An array of donors who never had given money in a federal election opened their wallets to Mitt Romney this year, drawn to him through his networks in the business world and the Mormon church.
Utah, seldom a go-to state for politicians seeking money, was Romney’s second most generous state, reflecting the ties he has built there through the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and his time as president of the Salt Lake Organizing Committee for the 2002 Winter Games.
That success helped vault Romney to the top of the money race among Republican presidential candidates with more than $20 million in the first quarter of this year.
An analysis of new campaign finance reports by The Associated Press shows that in some Utah ZIP codes, Romney, a Mormon and former governor of Massachusetts, raised nearly 10 times the amounts raised by President Bush in each of the past two presidential elections.
“I don’t part with my money lightly, but I felt it was money well spent,” said Ken Leister, a Mormon and a businessman from Sandy, Utah. Leister, a first time political donor, and his wife contributed $2,000 to the Romney camp this year.

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