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Monday, December 23, 2013

MooPig Wisdom 2013

MooPig Wisdom Quotes 2013: tidbits of glandular, skeletal, excitation, sending stabbing jolts to the neck from the heart and setting the brain to rapid fire in sharp detail ... Yes, a torrent of bleeding details that grants verisimilitude for the complexity that is our bodies -- our only pure science. Please enjoy the following not categorized list of MooPig Wisdom things we said during 2013.

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  • It's not easy finding subjects to blog about. Blog was short for Business Log, now it has lots of other forms and meanings. The major thing it has done is change social order. Discover your business, and make a daily log. It has a time stamp and file on a server. That makes it personal and public, and patented. Your blog is your patent.

  • So who is responsible for what is and what isn't displayed for the public eye? I think blogging is response to absurd network news hype, and inaccurate newspaper stories. If anything, the witness to events is no longer second hand news coverage, rather it is you where you stand!

  • All great human history movements have musical foundations that outlast the movements by millenniums.

  • Global warming also means ice age.

  • Google has quietly retooled the closely guarded formula running its Internet search engine to give better answers to the increasingly complex questions posed by Web surfers.

  • Now, submit your curriculum vitae to MooPig Enterprises for the department you prefer to work in. Say what ever you want to, and it can be as long as you desire, but remember if we can't compartmentalize you, you will receive no compensation. Consequently you will receive no compensation otherwise ... because we don't have any money to give.

  • We figure that if we insult as many writers as possible, we will receive the rewards that will come from an all negative press we will receive when you writers in turn scorn the pants off us for being deadbeats.

  • In the United States alone, over 800,000 smokers have already switched to electronic cigarettes.

  • Why is this an "exit strategy" you ask? It turns out, MooPig has written itself into a clausterfrack ... and now corporate thinks it should invite freelance writers to contribute and compartmentalize their reports to specific MooPig Departments. Through compartmentalizing we then can spread our miserable anecdotes in markets before-to unheard of. And no one will be the wiser.

  • I am unwanted
    Amniocentesis says
    My brain is not bright!
    [Transhuman-Haiku by MooPig]

  • What we have learned over the past fifteen years is that understanding of our beautiful Brains' Industry is that it is in its infancy, and any body of knowledge about Brains is going to be out of date before it can be printed.

  • Open your minds; open your skulls. Have Brain -- Will Travel.

  • Because if there’s one thing America loves to say about terrorists, it’s this … We will never forget.

  • For MooPig Wisdom to go legit would take a major investment in scruples.

  • Everything is bigger in Texas, including this world's biggest prick: that is why we have tea-sippin' offspring like Rick Perry soaking up the cash and spewing out the bullshit. His generation of Texan must have been conceived by seepage through the sheets.

  • One man's junk is another man's treasure.

  • Draw your own conclusion but take heed: not only is squatting good for elimination - it's also great for maintaining or reclaiming mobility and diminishing back pain.

  • Having the right business model is important.

  • WARNING: This project involves dangerous high voltage electricity!

  • "... Excuse me for sounding like 3D printing gives me such a Large Hadron Collider in my pants, but it does. While doing the research for this article I was anywhere from half-staffed to fully erect. Maybe that is an exaggeration, but my brain definitely had a hard on for what I was reading. I honestly believe that most of the world’s problems can be solved by 3D printing on a massive scale." [LINK]

  • Get ready for your new sneakers to be Internet-connected ... football helmets will show probabilities of plays success to quarterbacks in the huddle ... Your wedding rings will be Internet compatible so you never again forget your anniversary day ...

  • Journey through every day for a while as it is reported on the Internet, and at some point in your travel something amazing will come clear. What ever you were brought up believing is very far from the truth.

  • Americans support high tech food industry by eating. Industry supports utilities by paying meters. Yes, behind every high tech machine is a low tech reason for existence.

  • If it became clear to people that electricity is all around us as an almost free source, we would gather it from the ground. The best reason for our Tech Industry to me is that humans are basically hunters/gatherers, a very old low tech concept. We want to gather our own stuff from the earth, it's basic instinct.

  • In our quest to be clever in the face of bombast, MooPig has recently stumbled upon a situation. Europeans have been mixing horse meat with their beef and selling it to the public to eat. And much of the horse meat comes from exported American horses.

  • What we are warning about is that Monsanto might have already purchased all the patents and copy rights on all horse meat. Yes, they are usually way ahead of the curve when it comes to malnutrition. Can horses be the new genetically modified meat source? And, when that source is depleted, what is next?

  • I am guilty of cognitive dissonance. [LINK]

  • MooPig Site Reviews are little more than glimpses at what is happening on other pages throughout the online kingdom. Believe you me, there is a lot going on!

  • If laws are being written in our Congress today, based on what Cheney manufactured in his many lies, we all inherit his deleterious excrement.

  • " ... So, welcome, mister.... uh; Bucket Head, is it? Okay, yes welcome. That pre-Obama KFC slur will go well here in Bush's Town. Prairie View A and M is down the road, if you want to visit there as well; just turn right as Wilson's Chicken." (MooPig Wisdom)

  • " ... The crowd can be labeled in rows. Let me explain... the front is for those who don't mind close quarter moshing, shoving, sort of the vanguards, or advanced guard of the LGBiTg crowds. The last rows are the skeptics who usually say, "This blows." But in between are the stoics, and Goombahs. These are the ones who will show up when you ask them to go on a hundred mile bike ride this Sunday; or we need one more for the Rugby match on this Saturday. (MooPig Wisdom)

  • " ... The group consists of band leader Lord Phallus along with bandmates Bane Ass-Pounder, King Sith, Braindeath and Loki Sinjuggler and their latest release, Come With Me If You Want To Live (referenced from the mover The Terminator), gives you a pretty good idea of where they are coming from. (HERE. MooPig Wisdom) 

  • " ... It's too bad there were no Economic engineers back when Economics was bubbling up to surface of ponds out from steaming ooze of covet, greed, avarice, and pleonasms that served to liquefy the spirit of humankind over ten thousand years that it has taken to refine our brilliant economic banking structure today. (HERE. MooPig Wisdom) 

  • " ... I can think of no more horrifying news than this: Earth's oceans are polluted. There is not anywhere in the seas that is not without some kind of synthesized poly carbons floating in it. (MooPig Wisdom)

  • " ... This brief moment in lowered expectation has been brought to you by the Anti-Demographic League of America, and Rudderless Politicians Up a Creek. (HERE)

  • " ... Subject: mental health   ... Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have, and even with sometimes what they don't have.

  • Emphasis on bad news makes for an unlevel playing field. There is good news out there, and some bloggers try to make it their business. Thus, lots of flip flopping about whether there really is good in good. What some describe as the common good is not the common good of others.
So you see, MooPig Wisdom derives its creed and quoth from others like you. As you, dear reader, surf the Internet, we will always be here to coax you along, read and repeat your words to the rest of creation. And besides all that, isn't Nature just the most amazing teacher?


Thursday, April 18, 2013

MooPig Musicals Department :: "Kinky Boots"

It's Good to Read a Musical Review Now and Then
Grouped by Pat Darnell  |  Apr 18, 2013  |  Bryan TX

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‘Kinky Boots,’ the Harvey Fierstein-Cyndi Lauper Musical - NYTimes.com:
" ... “Kinky Boots,” with a book by Harvey Fierstein and directed by Jerry Mitchell, is a reminder that you don’t always have to be a masochist to enjoy being smashed by a steamroller. From the outset, this show comes rushing at you head-on, all but screaming: “Love me! Love me!” It’s a shameless emotional button pusher, presided over — be warned — by that most weary of latter-day Broadway archetypes, a strong and sassy drag queen who dispenses life lessons like an automated fortune cookie. ... "
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'via Blog this'
Inspired by the little-seen 2005 movie of the same title, “Kinky Boots” is assembled from plot parts that have shown up all too frequently during the past decades in shows that were also based on films. Like “The Full Monty” (choreographed by Mr. Mitchell) and “Billy Elliot the Musical,” it is set in a hard-times British factory town, where jobs are in jeopardy and spirits need lifting. Like “La Cage aux Folles” and “Priscilla Queen of the Desert,” it presents drag queens as the show’s official spirit lifters.

[Read entire Review HERE...]


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http://theater.nytimes.com/2013/04/05/theater/reviews/kinky-boots-the-harvey-fierstein-cyndi-lauper-musical.html?adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1365190580-GG8fRAloQ1eNnzVRfeWVCw
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RasputinianDeath
http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Cyndi+Lauper
http://kinkybootsthemusical.com/
http://movies.nytimes.com/person/98866/Cyndi-Lauper?inline=nyt-per
http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/f/harvey_fierstein/index.html?inline=nyt-per
http://youtu.be/83DXny5IQyM


Wednesday, December 12, 2012

MooPig FWD Email :: "Detoxify your Liver"

Al Sears, MD
11903 Southern Blvd., Ste. 208
Royal Palm Beach, FL 33411

December 12, 2012

Dear Patdarnell,

Most of my patients figure as long as they don’t overuse alcohol or drugs, their liver is safe.

But alcohol isn’t your biggest worry. The problem facing your liver in the modern world is excess fat. Being overweight contributes to 52% of liver disease. Evidence suggests that alcohol contributes to only 6% of liver damage.1

The solution, however, in not cutting fat out of your diet like many mainstream nutritionists and medical “experts” advise. This only makes the problem worse.

Your liver is made to handle fat. Fat is an essential macronutrient and your liver uses fat to help your body work like it’s supposed to.

The answer to liver health is much more simple... just help it to take out the trash.

In fact, did you know that if your liver didn’t continually remove metabolic trash, you would be dead in a matter of hours?

A pure, clean liver is important because when it’s working well your liver:

Manufactures bile to help break down fat.
Filters harmful toxins and substances (including alcohol) out of your blood and allows nutrients to get to your cells.
Produces more than 13,000 crucial chemicals and hormones including cholesterol, testosterone, and estrogen.
Manages over 50,000 enzymes to maintain a healthy body.
Regulates blood sugar levels and prevents dangerous spikes and lows.
Stores essential vitamins and minerals – including vitamins A, D, K, and B12 – to help keep your bones from crumbling.
Even more important than what your liver does is what can happen when your liver is not working properly.

To get rid of all this waste, your liver will create balls of fat that collect in the liver itself. This is normally a good thing, except when you start storing excess fat, it can be the start of a “fatty liver,” a very dangerous condition. Then those fats can spill into your blood in the form of triglycerides, which boost your risk of a heart-related disaster.

Your liver will also move excess toxins to different places in your body, including your skin. Many skin conditions like dandruff and some rashes are tell-tale signs of a sick liver.

Also, a fatty liver can zap your strength, vitality – even your sex drive. Fatigue, frequent illness and “problems in the bedroom” can potentially have a connection to a sluggish or sick liver.

Fortunately, there are three things you can do right now to keep excess fat from overwhelming your liver, and your good health.

The first is to melt off the extra fat. You don’t have to strain yourself, just do a little biut more than you’re used to, or change up your exertion – while keeping the duration brief – and you’ll re-train your body build muscle instead of store fat. This will take the extra burden off your liver.
The second is to help your liver by avoiding toxins. And I’m not just talking about environmental pollutants. I’m talking about the chemicals in processed foods, too. Try to avoid foods that are “refined” or processed with artificial ingredients.
Third, you can cleanse your liver. Your liver wasn’t designed to function in a world full of chemicals and other unnatural substances. That’s why I recommend you detoxify at least twice a year.
Your liver might seem perfectly healthy, but it’s vital to keep it that way and not let pollutants build up. A good solution for keeping your liver cleansed comes from my colleague Dr. Michael Cutler. It’s called Liver & Kidney Cleanse and is an effective option for liver detox.

You get a unique, scientifically formulated combination of 10 powerful nutrients to help unclog your liver and help eliminate dangerous toxins from alcohol, prescription drugs, household chemicals, processed foods and more. Learn more directly from Dr. Cutler himself.

To Your Good Health,


Al Sears, MD

1. Obesity is the Cause of Most U.S. Liver Damage: Risk of Disease Fourfold Higher in Obese. Mitchel L. Zoler. Family Practice News. July 1, 2004.

Sunday, May 06, 2012

MooPig Music Brands Department :: "Objects in Mirror are Closer than they Appear"


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21 Albums [Covers] They Don't Want You to Know About | Cracked.com: "Music changes faster than any other art form. As an artist, keeping up with the trends requires you to either lie or have an incredibly boring social life. We asked you to show us what music history might look like if great bands didn't particularly give a shit. The winner is below, but first the runners up (Cracked Readers. May 06, 2012. HERE) ..."


It's not about the music, it is about the Album Covers ... and then it is about the music... take a look at these album covers from Cracked.com Readers using PHOTOPlasty as they call it.

Cracked Magazine is like MAD ind Magazine, and we like it.

'via Blog this'

Retrieved by Patrick Darnell  |  May 6, 2012  |  Bryan TX

MooPig scale of music appreciation low to high:
1-- Grimace
2-- Nervous
3-- Eyes shut, nasal cavity resonating
4-- BTU output at normal respiration of 314 btu per hour
5-- Sporadic Yawning
6-- Tingling Sensations from head to foot on one side
7-- Tingling “Ditto” on both sides
8-- Full frontal body resonating
9-- Entire body experiencing to point of dancing in the aisles

10-- Converging arts in cranium resulting in visions and edifications of mind, heart, and soul




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http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_363_21-albums-they-dont-want-you-to-know-about/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CrackedRSS+%28Cracked%3A+All+Posts%29

Friday, January 14, 2011

MooPig Site Review :: "This Application promotes Melody?? -- YIKES!"

MUSIC  |   [PAGE]
An app that jams with you.
Retrieved by Good Old Boy Pat Darnell

A good session player is hard to find, but ujam is always ready to rock. The Web app doubles as a studio band and a recording studio. It analyzes a melody and then produces sophisticated harmonies, bass lines, drum tracks, horn parts, and more.

Before ujam’s AI can lay down accompaniment, it must figure out which notes the user is singing or playing. Once it recognizes them, the algorithm searches for chords to match the tune, using a mix of statistical techniques and hardwired musical rules. The stats are part of the software’s AI and can generate myriad chord progressions. The rules-based module then uses its knowledge of Western musical tropes to narrow the chord options to a single selection.

The service is still in alpha, but it has attracted 2,500 testers who want to use the AI to explore their musical creativity—and they have the recordings to prove it. As ujam gathers more data on users’ preferences and musical tastes, programmers feed this info back into the system, improving its on-the-fly performance. In this respect at least, ujam is like a human: It gets better with practice.
—Jon Stokes, WIRED [SOURCE]

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

"Illegal Illegals" Song by ??

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by Pat Darnell for Review by Ad Sponsors of MooPig Wisdom

Pages are from IllegalAliens ...
"AMNESTY means never having immigration enforcement!
Those 'undocumented' are actually 'highly documented' with fraudulent documents our government readily accepts.
There should be no debate over illegal invasion."

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"The message below from Fatboy Music tells how this country group has been unable to get the song played on country radio:

"Recently my partner and I have run into a problem getting air play for our country music song, Illegal Illegals. We were told by research and our southwest regional promoter that radio stations were weary about playing the song due to advertisement money.

They said they loved the song, they played it in their cars and homes, but they would be apprehensive to play it on the air. This is troubling because as American citizens, we are fighting a fight that must be won, (there is no room for a ceasefire here).

It is a fight for our country's hard working citizens and it is a fight to maintain our nation's identity. Hardworking people are paying into our system, and the illegal immigrants are putting their hands in the jar and taking something they did not earn and simply do not deserve."

You can help by asking country radio stations to play Illegal Illegals. Please email the following link to ... radio stations ..."
http://www.airplaydirect.com/music/bands/14465
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