UPDATE :: Alligators and Girls

Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  April 21, 2012  |  Bryan TX  |  Source Unknown

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"And of course, we all remember how much Jenny loved her pet alligator Steve, who sadly is also now no longer with us."

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MooPig Site Review :: "Who's a Whack Job?"

UPDATE: Pat Darnell  |  Dec 28, 2013  | Bryan TX  

http://youtu.be/fGLQZKpXUyI

It's a Chicken eat Chicken World
mashed articles by Pat Darnell  |  Nov 17, 2013  |  Bryan TX

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You see, if a moose was taught to eat moose, then it would be a profitable business cycle. If people were taught to eat people, same thing, it would be an efficient, self-perpetuating process. Well, from sources we find out that some chicken farmers feed their chickens by-products of processed chicken, yes, chickens have been taught to eat chicken.

What does that have to do with our site review today? We want to find out why things are not as apparent as they seem to be. So, we look at some sites on the Internet that make sense. We remember the Republican National Convention of 2008, and its presentation of lots of commercials for "lifestyles" ... American style. Eh?

If you try to tell it like it is, and you are accurate in your descriptions, you are called a "whack job." [Whack job (colloquial, pejorative) A crazy, possibly dangerous, person; basket case, loony, nutjob, nutter, screwball, wacko, wingnut. wiktionary]

Everything you wanted to know about mooseburgers: "As psychologists have shown, we respond intuitively and emotionally to stories while numbers and logic leave us cold. This is why stories can sway us like nothing else and why, for someone selling toothpaste or politicians, stories are an essential marketing tool.

"Unfortunately, stories have limitations and the growing importance of candidates' narratives in political marketing leads to problems that were on full display in both conventions. For one thing, the stories tend to be ersatz simply because real life stories are far too complicated and messy to be packaged and advertised."

" ... And so it goes. I watched every night of the Republican convention and I still don't know what John McCain would do about climate change, the deficit, immigration or a dozen other burning issues but I did find out how he and Cindy met and fell in love and I learned that Sarah Palin's dad woke her at 3 a.m. to go hunting.

Oh, and I discovered that Democrats hate ordinary Americans. Good to know. (THE OTTAWA CITIZEN. SEPTEMBER 6, 2008. LINK) ... "

'via Blog this'

Another blogger, Jack Pribek, sees the correlation of  "Bernays" to ersatz, when "marketing" is mentioned. Meanwhile this year from Pribek dot net we read:

" ... Bernays was hired by ALCOA (owned by the Mellon family), in the early ’40s, to do some P.R. around the same time that ALCOA, who was the largest producer of fluoride (basically a by-product of fertilizer manufacturing), was scheming to unload fluoride via the nation’s drinking water supply. Bernays went on to design a P.R. campaign for fluoride based on dental health.

" ... So, if you are a person who assumes that those who speak out about water fluoridation are whack jobs, conspiracy theorists, John Birchers and such because, you believe that fluoride is merely used to prevent cavities, you should be interested to know that the man that wrote that script for you, said this in his own words… (Pribek, Jack. July 12, 2013. LINK) ..."

" ... THE conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country.
" ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of. This is a logical result of the way in which our democratic society is organized. Vast numbers of human beings must cooperate in this manner if they are to live together as a smoothly functioning society.
" ...Our invisible governors are, in many cases, unaware of the identity of their fellow members in the inner cabinet.
" ... They govern us by their qualities of natural leadership, their ability to supply needed ideas and by their key position in the social structure. Whatever attitude one chooses to take toward this condition, it remains a fact that in almost every act of our daily lives, whether in the sphere of politics or business, in our social conduct or our ethical thinking, we are dominated by the relatively small number of persons—a trifling fraction of our hundred and twenty million—who understand the mental processes and social patterns of the masses. It is they who pull the wires which control the public mind, who harness old social forces and contrive new ways to bind and guide the world. ... "

That is the opening salvo from Edward Bernays’ 1928 book “Propaganda” (Pribek, ibid.) ... "

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Ersatz is with us all in our long-suffering will to do what's right. We cannot drift far from skeptical on almost any "publicized" story, or "professional" research.

It's like this: if you have an automobile manufacturing company, and your first attempts are fire bombs in car crashes, what do you do? You immediately start a "our car is safer than the others" campaign. It is the least expensive solution to the problem.

If you are a dentist, you advertise that your procedures are painless. If you are a nuclear power plant, you propagandize that your plant is engineered and built with redundancy that "insures" no radioactive leaks.

If you are a government gone mad, you rely heavily on "Bernaysian" public relations tactics to keep the public off your back.

CONCLUSION
Be it ever so humble, every living thing has the right to a life. Today, life for humans is plagued with a general feeling of discomfort or illness, or uneasiness, for which an exact cause is difficult to identify.

Our real life stories are co-opted by slugs of deception, who slime their way into our living rooms. It is deemed by the elite just too difficult to tell the real story, with all its intricacies. For elites, it is even more rift to actually spend time and money to fix what is broken.

"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation," said Thoreau, and it is not by common man's own hand he lives this way. Evidence is everywhere that mankind has been hoodwinked for all of its 12,000 years of written history. People are being taught to eat people.

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http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=cc4fee49-e622-43e7-ac7e-129969b04af6
http://pribek.net/2013/07/12/undersatanding-the-impact-of-bernays/

MooPig Page Views Department :: "Our Page View Numbers"

By Pat Darnell  |  Jan 26, 2013  |  Bryan TX

" ... A pageview is each time a visitor views a page on your website, regardless of how many hits are generated. Pages are comprised of files. Every image in a page is a separate file. When a visitor looks at a page (a pageview), they may see numerous images, graphics, pictures etc. and generate multiple hits. (http://www.opentracker.net | no date | HERE) ... "

[Picture LINK] Re: Shorthorn Heifer For Sale in Iowa

Some must think we do all this just for our own amusement. Well, you're not too far from the truth. We have three readers who have been faithful for the duration of MooPig Wisdom from 2006 to now. We have no idea who they are, but we keep the ruse alive for them.

However, it turns out our page view numbers are down now as compared to our page views two years ago. Upper management here at MooPig Enterprises set up a task group called the MooPig Page Views Department, who have advised them of the down turn in page views.

Google has provided the blogspot for MooPig free of charge, and as yet MooPig Enterprises has not paid for any of the related amenities of their generous offering. If we did have to pay for this, well you know, it would be like paying for music today, not happening.

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Excuse me a moment, I have to feed the herd... BRB  *[Be Right Back]* ...
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On the other hand we do pay for our wireless Verizon sudden-link that is not cheap.

Upper management asked the Page View Department to propose a solution to our waning status. They immediately summoned their chart making buddies and came up with the stuff blogs are made of.

[Chart: MooPig's Page Views from May 2008 till now.]

As you can see we are in a decline. How do we amp up our page views? They said, "We tried to measure by running articles about trends, MooPig Trade Show Department :: "Reviewing CES 2013" -- HERE, ... and by evaluating articles that have out shined all the others, HERE -- At the Message Leave a BEEP, Please...."

Our newer post has 26 page views and 5 comments; -- the older post has 31,306 page views and no comments.

We think this photo is why the older post is viewed so often:

This photo is lifted from that year's Google Images, 2009. Back then we did not know how to attribute sources for photo's. Since then we have learned how to do that. But we don't have the technology to find the source, so it is unknown for now.

Only browsers can find that sort of needle in a haystack. Google Images has once again answered the SOPA-type conflagration of making the Internet less free, by changing formats of how its images are played with.

We searched ... "alligator, girl" ... in the new Google Images and found the photo above. It led us to this site HERE, in PhotoBucket, where it cannot be copied. That is not where that photo came to us from in 2009. This is just the work of another blogster, like us, who tagged this image into his collection of pirated photos. And, we are not sure how that is going to pan out when all the Internet's Mother Lovin' Images are sorted out for the web indexing crowd.

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CONCLUSION
We are certain that MooPig Enterprises does not know how it does what it does. It is a mysterious enigma. Our readers, all three, God bless them, would be sorry if we were gone.

What we don't expect anyone to care about is, whether we find all the sources for every thing we quote in MooPig Wisdom, or in the other fifteen blogs we are associated with. But we will make our best effort at calling out all sources. We suspect no one is doing research that uses MooPig as a source.

Therefore, we will conclude that our purpose is to be viewed, and page views will be our metric for now.

MooPig Wisdom is a developing thing, and it is tiny. If it grew over time, we would be amazed.


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http://www.opentracker.net/article/hits-or-pageviews
http://images.google.com/
http://ftongl.deviantart.com/art/alligator-girl-55747156

MooPig's Piracy Department :: "Pictures Pirated that pay Off"

by Pat Darnell | Jan 27, 2012 | Bryan TX

MooPig "Idiocy Department" recently told the "Piracy Department" that these few pictures, shown below, attract the most viewers. That's right -- a little girl riding an alligator, a Colombian Street Party, I don't know what two clothed people in a modified Lazy Boy, Junior with Senior, Fonzie on ski's -- these pirated photos bring in 88% of the views here at MooPig. What the other 8000 photo's [not all pirated] do we don't know.

MooPig Statistics are provided by Google Blogger Dudes. MooPig has about 800 views per day, and about 26,500 views per month average. For a blog that is sand bagged, has fake third parties, and possibly guilty of piracy on several layers... it remains one of life's mysteries how we get that many views per day!


So all in one place we give you MooPig's Hall of Fame Pictures ::

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http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2011/12/why-science-fiction-writers-are-like.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2010/08/whats-score.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2010/06/q-and-for-mid-morning-picker-up-per.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/12/at-message-leave-beep-please.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2010/05/you-might-suffer-if-you-make-more-money.html

At the Message Leave a BEEP, Please

Pits on the Nose indicates Heightened Olfactory Sense Organs, and, Heightened Drama [for NAT GEO, that is!] 
by Pat Earnell and Archie Ologgee

SPINOSAURUS
College Station, Today -- So, and therefore, a gigantic ancestor of amphibious killing machines -- Crocodile\Alligator -- had in its anatomy highly developed sensory organs. Sensing characteristics one would have needed to sense motion, odors, sounds and imaging of its would-be also gigantic prey -- no matter if prey is hiding in dark waters of rivers, jungle streams or briny bogs full of pond scum, all are fair game to SPINOSAURUS.

Also as a particular nasty amphibian, similar to alligators today, 9 ton, sixty-feet long Spinosaurus had hind-legs, land-walk, capability, enough to warrant a five-star presence in the gargantuan land animal parades of yesteryear. The fossil record offers tales of the tape measure, and scales.

Does anyone ever wonder why the DSC and NATGEO TV channels run host to so many alligator and shark shows?

That is because those two animals, Shark and 'Gator, both have a direct DNA linkage to 100+ million years ago dinosaur ancestry. They, therefore, get a lot of scientific brain hours and film time to ponder the fossil records. [Note: This does not, however, explain in glib fashion, why Disney would also extra spend time and money on these creatures, big mystery.]

Did we inherit some of those sensory organs along the way? Every dinosaur that achieved enlarged proportion in antiquity started out small. Generations of sun fresh days, unhampered healthful moonlit evenings, ample creatures to eat, foliage like a Caesar salad, supplied with sparkling living water, cleansed in highly enriched oxygenated air of our dazzling Nubian Earth's climate encouraged dinosaurs to grow and grow over the 165 million years they roamed.

[I am not Fred Flintstones, so don't start arguing timelines with me, okay? Fair e'nuff'. ](:  )]

Run your finger along the tip of your nose. Do you feel bumps like hills, or valleys, like sink holes?

If yes, these are pockets of saurian, reptilian extrasensory characteristics... It turns out, increase in surface area of bone surfaces increases olfactory capabilities in exponents. More little hills and valleys the more capillary action and more blood to those vesicles of flesh.

Also it is a function of time savings, extra-sensory shaves seconds off reaction times. Right? Consider when Spinosaurus walks in to a library he can identify all living things in the area in mere fractions of a second, and pick its dinner ala carte, touche'.
[Jib Jab Funnies HERE]

Spinosaurus is the greatest predator the earth has ever bred. What could beat its size, speed and cunning? guess what killed it off: "It was unable to adapt to CLIMATE CHANGES...." YIKES !! ... there's that combo word again.... "CLIMATE CHANGES."

Organisms were comfortably hard-body, prosperous, well-fed, lanky and lean, fast and quickened, living for millions years as shown in the fossil record.

Then -- Boom Ba -Lada- boom ba -lada, -- they go away. No more bones in the dirt. The unique amphibian Spinosaurus had the best of all lives, in pure "la vida loca." What happened?

It isn't about abundance, or lack, of CO2 either: With CO2 enriched environment supposedly what occurs is that "a three inch high Tyrannosaurus Rex eventually hatches out of its egg" and has now a 12 inch jaw.

Enriched air with various combinations, some think, works as a catalyst for environmental adaptation. Not a hard pill to swallow, if you happen to be the top Pirate on Earth, eh Al Gore?

That's right, it is a recurring cognitive day dream of all six MooPig's readers -- that first go the leaf eaters off the fossil records.

Then the larger dung eaters merge with extinction events, and then go the way of extinction Spinosaurus's, T-Rex's and extra huge Brontosaur's whose amazing development took advantage of 165 million years of Blue Ball Earth.

Figure 10.— Astrodon femur, currently the largest dinosaur bone known from the East Coast of the United States: (a) femur being cast in plaster for removal from Muirkirk clay pit by Dan Chaney (left) and Peter Kroehler (right) of the National Museum of Natural History in May, 1991; (b) in the laboratory at the National Museum of Natural History, March, 1996; shown at approximately 1/10 size; note hammer for scale; (c) sketch of an Astrodon family.

No action in God's Nature is greater than that spirit of Culling action of natural phenomenon happenstance just like the nuclear reaction part of the rapidly shifting changing environment 95 million years ago.

CONCLUSION:
Those who live by the claw -- sometimes, Die by the Claw: The fate of our initial beast, the Spinosaurus -- in its final act -- it would fall, and roll over as its big fin, on its back, would prove a fatal snapping of the animal's spine.

Science is using CT Scanning to find internal structural evidence of new ideas about the Dinosaurs. The shapes of the animals served them well as when alive, doing the happy predator thing, splattering flesh with huge claws to feast on tasty internal organs... but as form follows function, its shape finally gave it an obstacle too great to overcome.

Don't you find it interesting that the greatest eater ever to grow from the dust of Mother Earth, did suddenly disappear from the fossil record -- POOF!  Astonishing? You bet'cha.

NEXT WEEK: "Fake Your Own Extinction" -- Real Time Examples For You... hint: do not go quietly.