MooPig Page Views Department :: "Our Page View Numbers"

By Pat Darnell  |  Jan 26, 2013  |  Bryan TX

" ... A pageview is each time a visitor views a page on your website, regardless of how many hits are generated. Pages are comprised of files. Every image in a page is a separate file. When a visitor looks at a page (a pageview), they may see numerous images, graphics, pictures etc. and generate multiple hits. (http://www.opentracker.net | no date | HERE) ... "

[Picture LINK] Re: Shorthorn Heifer For Sale in Iowa

Some must think we do all this just for our own amusement. Well, you're not too far from the truth. We have three readers who have been faithful for the duration of MooPig Wisdom from 2006 to now. We have no idea who they are, but we keep the ruse alive for them.

However, it turns out our page view numbers are down now as compared to our page views two years ago. Upper management here at MooPig Enterprises set up a task group called the MooPig Page Views Department, who have advised them of the down turn in page views.

Google has provided the blogspot for MooPig free of charge, and as yet MooPig Enterprises has not paid for any of the related amenities of their generous offering. If we did have to pay for this, well you know, it would be like paying for music today, not happening.

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Excuse me a moment, I have to feed the herd... BRB  *[Be Right Back]* ...
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On the other hand we do pay for our wireless Verizon sudden-link that is not cheap.

Upper management asked the Page View Department to propose a solution to our waning status. They immediately summoned their chart making buddies and came up with the stuff blogs are made of.

[Chart: MooPig's Page Views from May 2008 till now.]

As you can see we are in a decline. How do we amp up our page views? They said, "We tried to measure by running articles about trends, MooPig Trade Show Department :: "Reviewing CES 2013" -- HERE, ... and by evaluating articles that have out shined all the others, HERE -- At the Message Leave a BEEP, Please...."

Our newer post has 26 page views and 5 comments; -- the older post has 31,306 page views and no comments.

We think this photo is why the older post is viewed so often:

This photo is lifted from that year's Google Images, 2009. Back then we did not know how to attribute sources for photo's. Since then we have learned how to do that. But we don't have the technology to find the source, so it is unknown for now.

Only browsers can find that sort of needle in a haystack. Google Images has once again answered the SOPA-type conflagration of making the Internet less free, by changing formats of how its images are played with.

We searched ... "alligator, girl" ... in the new Google Images and found the photo above. It led us to this site HERE, in PhotoBucket, where it cannot be copied. That is not where that photo came to us from in 2009. This is just the work of another blogster, like us, who tagged this image into his collection of pirated photos. And, we are not sure how that is going to pan out when all the Internet's Mother Lovin' Images are sorted out for the web indexing crowd.

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CONCLUSION
We are certain that MooPig Enterprises does not know how it does what it does. It is a mysterious enigma. Our readers, all three, God bless them, would be sorry if we were gone.

What we don't expect anyone to care about is, whether we find all the sources for every thing we quote in MooPig Wisdom, or in the other fifteen blogs we are associated with. But we will make our best effort at calling out all sources. We suspect no one is doing research that uses MooPig as a source.

Therefore, we will conclude that our purpose is to be viewed, and page views will be our metric for now.

MooPig Wisdom is a developing thing, and it is tiny. If it grew over time, we would be amazed.


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http://www.opentracker.net/article/hits-or-pageviews
http://images.google.com/
http://ftongl.deviantart.com/art/alligator-girl-55747156

Well, Folks, MooPig Wisdom is DOOMED: " Potential for ABUSE"

"Repression works only to strengthen and knit the repressed." -- J. Steinbeck
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Oct 30, 2011 | Bryan TX

No matter how hard one works at citing sources and giving credit where credit is due, 68% of MooPig Enterprise Online can be deemed pirated materials. Well, it has been nice knowing you all here in La La Land.

[LINK to HR3261]

Daily Kos: The Bill that Could End All of the Occupy Protests:

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A BILL

To promote prosperity, creativity, entrepreneurship, and innovation by combating the theft of U.S. property, and

for other purposes.

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'via Blog this'

" ... Today everyone is paying close attention to the attempts to have videos documenting police brutality removed from You-Tube. There is a much greater threat looming. HR3261 Allows the U.S. Government to serve any internet provider with a court order to remove what they deem is copyrighted material or be shut down within five days. Under the guise of stopping piracy, any site can be shut down indefinitely. It is important to respect the rights of artists and make sure they are compensated for their creative endeavors. That said, shutting down a site with millions of pieces of content based upon on person choosing to violate copyright laws is more than heavy handed.
When any person, even law enforcement can upload any content to a site it is inevitable that the potential for abuse guarantees abuse. (credstone. THU OCT 27, 2011)... "

[Read Entire Article HERE]

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 COMMENT:

" ... This bill is bullshit from jump. (80+ / 0-)
Throughout our history, the government has given creators systems (Copyright Office, PTO) to register their claims to intellectual property. It is the responsibility of the creator to decide how to deal with people who abridge his or her claim. This is always done through the civil courts, almost always at the state level, with federal backup if needed.

Never has the federal government attempted direct, extra-legal enforcement of intellectual property claims, and for good reason: that's not its job.

I'm far from being a Tenther, but challenge to this bill, if enacted, falls squarely and sweetly under the Tenth Amendment, even more than the First.

This bill is pure crap, and I'll be the people introducing it know it, too.

Corporations are people, my friend Yeah, well, so's Soylent Green, so I don't find that very comforting... (by Crashing Vor on Thu Oct 27, 2011 at 09:40:55 AM PDT) ..."

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http://www.scribd.com/doc/70435014/Stop-Online-Piracy-Act-House-Version-of-PROTECT-IP-Act-112-H-R-3261

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/10/27/1030616/-The-Bill-that-Could-End-All-of-the-Occupy-Protests-
http://www.scribd.com/doc/70590750/112-hr-3261

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MooPig Bookie Business :: "Head for the BORDERS, or Not ..."

END of BOOKS ?! by "Creative CHURN?"
Retrieved by Pat Darnell

Re-TITLE: Bye, Bye, Borders?
JAN 5 2011 | [SOURCE]
by MEGAN MCARDLE - Megan McArdle is the business and economics editor for The Atlantic. 

EXCERPT -- " ... Unlike Barnes and Noble, the company [BORDERS] never really successfully transitioned to digital, leaving it with a lot of physical inventory and real estate assets that are rapidly becoming albatrosses with declining sales. The company is desperately trying to renegotiate its debt, including payments to vendors.

This comes on the heels of last Friday's stock slide after news that Borders was missing payments to creditors. ... "
" ... Joseph Schumpeter coined the phrase "creative destruction" to describe the process of churn whereby old companies, technologies, and industries die, to be replaced by new ones. This process has brought us today's prosperity, and is a massive force for good in human history. But it is not without its sadness. You don't have to want to stop the process, to mourn for the real losses it entails. ... " (McArdle, Megan. Jan 5, 2011. the atlantic HERE)

(Murphy, Maxwell. Sep 2, 2010. WSJ HERE)
NOte: " ... As of 2009, there were 517 Borders stores in the United States, and approximately 466 stores in the Waldenbooks Specialty Retail segment, including Waldenbooks, Borders Express, Borders airport stores, and Borders Outlet. ... Borders also operates calendar stores and mall kiosks under the Day By Day Calendar Company name.
" ... Borders was acquired in 1992 by Kmart, ... Kmart spun off Borders in a highly structured stock-purchase plan. The newly formed company was initially called Borders-Walden Group ...
Some stores have been closed, 182 in total as of January 2010, including ones in Santa Barbara, California and Overland Park, Kansas. ... "

MooPig's Historical Business Perspectives: Creative Accounting

INvitation to Graft
by PD and the un-Herds

Business in general has gone through some really bad evolutions. The worst we at "MooPig Business College" have witnessed is in business accounting. Accounting has been more creative, than useful, for about fifty years.

In the "Back When Days" there were payable's and receivables, a simple system for Mom2Pop Businesses: the old In or Out. At the end of each day we count up the receipts, and that helps us prepare for tomorrow.

As we all began to settle in with simple business language, it became the tax thing of liabilities and assets. That became the fall guy wording, so now it is not just two things but three categories ...

Just lately a complement of creative C-Class forces has added something to our day: Liabilities, Toxic Assets, and Assets. Now are we looking at the back side of the Bull?

Lord knows that I will be selling a property for what I have in it -- if I can no longer pay for it. Why is this property going to be called "Toxic?" Is it a WMD?

Quote of the Moment [SOURCE]
"...elite business interests—financiers, in the case of the U.S.—played a central role in creating the crisis, making ever-larger gambles, with the implicit backing of the government, until the inevitable collapse. More alarming, they are now using their influence to prevent precisely the sorts of reforms that are needed, and fast, to pull the economy out of its nosedive. The government seems helpless, or unwilling, to act against them." --economist Simon Johnson in The Atlantic.

We think nothing has prepared us for current Government in the mix as our taxing branch and as our prime debtor, business accounting model. Isn't that an invitation to graft, guilty just by associations?

"I certainly would find another line of business if I were CFO in a large bankrupt Corporation today," said MooPig Chief Finance Officer, Chuck Love.

Good thing for us MooPig Enterprises, aka Marmart, is still just a Mom2Pop value added retailer. Will you stick with us Chuckie, through our IN's and OUT's?

REfer also to: Banks Defrauding the Public? Huh? HERE