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Friday, November 08, 2013
MooPig Wisdom Department :: Ten Things you need to Know this Morning!
Everyone Else tries to Make you Look, We're No Different!
by Pat Darnell | Nov 7, 2013 | Bryan TX
[Picture LINK] “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” ― Isaac Asimov, Foundation
We at MooPig FWD Email Department get a lot of unsolicited advice. Many "groups," like Business Insider, Motley Fool, and, LinkedIn, send us "Ten Things You Need to Know Right Now." One must admit it is a title that titillates, eh? But clues are all over the place, like this quote:
#10 -- At some point, you have to just ignore idiots. It is, after all, really a war to control minds, a battle for our brains.
#9 -- Hyper elites ... you know the Illuminati, and those freaks who inherited all the money and banks, ... people claiming to possess special enlightenment or knowledge of something ... they do not want to be engaged; not with you, not with me, and they certainly don't want to be engaged to each other, especially not with their own children. There once was a time when the Super-Rich needed a Middle Class to be successful -- Not Any More. Super-rich of the 21st century no longer think that you and I are needed for their continued success.
#8 -- Transhumanism is alive and well. We will be assimilated. It is not a bad dream you are having, we are on the road to a soft sunrise.
#7 -- That engine of business progress — it turns out that most of the cylinders are either misfiring or seizing up altogether. In its 2013 State of the American Workplace report, Gallup reported that 7 out of 10 employees are either “not engaged” or “actively disengaged.”
#6 -- What a person "believes" usually sabotages "logic and reason". That is why perceived "alignment, positivity, and feeling like one is achieving progress" actually limits so many persons out here from learning what facts are saying. [look at this LINK]
#5 -- Most of us are "not" put in a position to succeed. We are like Congress persons in the US, only mouthpieces for development and delivery of secretive, unknown to public, policies.
#4 -- If you don't know by now, you need to know that the Federal Reserve Bank, and all the European Central banks, are privately owned. What that means is that everything you, your children, your parents do is controlled by money that is controlled by the gray matter of one brain somewhere in the world.
#3 -- The media, including Internet, enjoys "making this bullshit up because there are absolutely no consequences for being wrong." [The Daily Show]
#2 -- Earth has experienced Extinction Level Events throughout its entire history. Our fossil record proves it. And ELE's will always be with us; they will happen again.
#1 -- Wisdom comes with a price. Wisdom is not genetic, nor given to the gifted or rich; it must be prayed for and earned.
CONCLUSION
"For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies on covert means for expanding its sphere of influence--on infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion instead of elections, on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night instead of armies by day. It is a system that has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations.” [Speech by JFK]
__________________________Reference
http://www.alternet.org/economy/rich-dont-need-us
http://www.alternet.org/media/americas-information-inequality-least-shocking-its-economic-inequality
http://www.alternet.org/comics/alternet-comics-jen-sorensen-affordable-care-bribe-errr-act?akid=11119.316738.O5THz1&rd=1&src=newsletter921061&t=5
http://www.alternet.org/how-ayn-rand-ruined-my-childhood
http://www.alternet.org/video/watch-jon-stewart-and-team-ridicule-medias-election-night-crystal-ball-gazing?akid=11119.316738.O5THz1&rd=1&src=newsletter921061&t=17
http://www.stopthecrime.net/
by Pat Darnell | Nov 7, 2013 | Bryan TX
We at MooPig FWD Email Department get a lot of unsolicited advice. Many "groups," like Business Insider, Motley Fool, and, LinkedIn, send us "Ten Things You Need to Know Right Now." One must admit it is a title that titillates, eh? But clues are all over the place, like this quote:
"Who controls the food supply controls the people; who controls the energy can control whole continents; who controls money can control the world." [Henry Kissinger]It turns out, most of the stuff in our lives, amounts to a lot of barking at the moon. Arguments online are at best chippy. So, what could MooPig Wisdom Department announce that might have any bearing on lives? Well, others try to get you to look at their stuff ... so here goes ... believe me, it's tempting to sugar coat this, and I feel like I'm sticking my neck out:
#10 -- At some point, you have to just ignore idiots. It is, after all, really a war to control minds, a battle for our brains.
#9 -- Hyper elites ... you know the Illuminati, and those freaks who inherited all the money and banks, ... people claiming to possess special enlightenment or knowledge of something ... they do not want to be engaged; not with you, not with me, and they certainly don't want to be engaged to each other, especially not with their own children. There once was a time when the Super-Rich needed a Middle Class to be successful -- Not Any More. Super-rich of the 21st century no longer think that you and I are needed for their continued success.
#8 -- Transhumanism is alive and well. We will be assimilated. It is not a bad dream you are having, we are on the road to a soft sunrise.
#7 -- That engine of business progress — it turns out that most of the cylinders are either misfiring or seizing up altogether. In its 2013 State of the American Workplace report, Gallup reported that 7 out of 10 employees are either “not engaged” or “actively disengaged.”
#6 -- What a person "believes" usually sabotages "logic and reason". That is why perceived "alignment, positivity, and feeling like one is achieving progress" actually limits so many persons out here from learning what facts are saying. [look at this LINK]
#5 -- Most of us are "not" put in a position to succeed. We are like Congress persons in the US, only mouthpieces for development and delivery of secretive, unknown to public, policies.
#4 -- If you don't know by now, you need to know that the Federal Reserve Bank, and all the European Central banks, are privately owned. What that means is that everything you, your children, your parents do is controlled by money that is controlled by the gray matter of one brain somewhere in the world.
#3 -- The media, including Internet, enjoys "making this bullshit up because there are absolutely no consequences for being wrong." [The Daily Show]
#2 -- Earth has experienced Extinction Level Events throughout its entire history. Our fossil record proves it. And ELE's will always be with us; they will happen again.
#1 -- Wisdom comes with a price. Wisdom is not genetic, nor given to the gifted or rich; it must be prayed for and earned.
CONCLUSION
"For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies on covert means for expanding its sphere of influence--on infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion instead of elections, on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night instead of armies by day. It is a system that has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations.” [Speech by JFK]
__________________________Reference
http://www.alternet.org/economy/rich-dont-need-us
http://www.alternet.org/media/americas-information-inequality-least-shocking-its-economic-inequality
http://www.alternet.org/comics/alternet-comics-jen-sorensen-affordable-care-bribe-errr-act?akid=11119.316738.O5THz1&rd=1&src=newsletter921061&t=5
http://www.alternet.org/how-ayn-rand-ruined-my-childhood
http://www.alternet.org/video/watch-jon-stewart-and-team-ridicule-medias-election-night-crystal-ball-gazing?akid=11119.316738.O5THz1&rd=1&src=newsletter921061&t=17
http://www.stopthecrime.net/
Friday, September 13, 2013
MooPig Wisdom's Exit Strategy #2
Hire Freelancers
Matriculated articles by Pat Darnell | Sep 9, 2013 | Bryan TX
Why is this an "exit strategy" you ask? It turns out, MooPig has written itself into a clausterfrack ... and now corporate thinks it should invite freelance writers to contribute and compartmentalize their reports to specific MooPig Departments. Through compartmentalizing we then can spread our miserable anecdotes in markets before-to unheard of. And no one will be the wiser.
Pick a MooPig Department that you fancy --
Now, submit your curriculum vitae to MooPig Enterprises for the department you prefer to work in. Say what ever you want to, and it can be as long as you desire, but remember if we can't compartmentalize you, you will receive no compensation. Consequently you will receive no compensation otherwise ... because we don't have any money to give.
We figure that if we insult as many writers as possible, we will receive the rewards that will come from an all negative press we will receive when you writers in turn scorn the pants off us for being deadbeats.
If you want to be compensated for your posts, you should read Nick Usborne's articles:
One simple question that can increase all your online writing fees.: "1. Asking the question makes you look good. One thing I hear consistently from clients, and not just my clients, is that they love to work with freelancers who display a genuine interest in their business. They really like freelancers who truly want to understand and help. One way to express your interest in their business is to ask how the project you're working on fits into the bigger picture. It shows that your interest in their business expands beyond the one thing you are being paid to do." (September 5, 2013 by Nick Usborne. LINK)
'via Blog this'
CONCLUSION
This Exit Strategy #2 just might work!
______________________Reference
http://www.nickusborne.com/increase-all-your-online-writing-fees/
http://www.nickusborne.com/increase-all-your-online-writing-fees/
http://www.nickusborne.com/internal-linking-strategy-for-your-website/
http://www.nickusborne.com/thank-you/
http://www.nickusborne.com/to-succeed-as-a-freelancer-make-yourself-uncomfortable/
Matriculated articles by Pat Darnell | Sep 9, 2013 | Bryan TX
Why is this an "exit strategy" you ask? It turns out, MooPig has written itself into a clausterfrack ... and now corporate thinks it should invite freelance writers to contribute and compartmentalize their reports to specific MooPig Departments. Through compartmentalizing we then can spread our miserable anecdotes in markets before-to unheard of. And no one will be the wiser.
Pick a MooPig Department that you fancy --
- MooPig Report from the Middle
- MooPig TECH Coroner
- NASA Talks
- MooPig Activism,
- MooPig ads council,
- MooPig Art History Nano-Second,
- MooPig Brands,
- MooPig Church of the Beach,
- MooPig Cloud Computing Segment,
- MooPig Dance Trends Department,
- MooPig Earnings Tracking Department Presents,
- MooPig Feed for Thought,
- SUPER BOWL XLIV Commercial Break for MooPig,
- so I guess MooPig's heart of darkness comes from mass media influx,
- MooPig State of the Art Department,
- MooPig IAD,
- MooPig Graphiques and ReWildings,
- MooPig FWD Email
- MooPig Fraud Busters
- MooPig GREEN
- MooPig Movie Reviews
- MooPig Paint
- MooPig Parody Contention and Cookies
- MooPig Mad Libs
- MooPig Re-Defining the Cliche
- MooPig reserves the right to not be responsible for irony of this subject,
- MooPig Wisdom
- MooPig Woodwinds
- MooPIg TV Series Reviews
- MooPig Gruesome Department
- MooPigsters
- MooPig Tee Shirts
- MooPig Patsy Department
- MooPig Olympic History Nanosecond
- MooPig Tech Solutions Department
- MooPig Free Range Grazing Rights Department
- MooPig Wisdom's Exit Strategy
Now, submit your curriculum vitae to MooPig Enterprises for the department you prefer to work in. Say what ever you want to, and it can be as long as you desire, but remember if we can't compartmentalize you, you will receive no compensation. Consequently you will receive no compensation otherwise ... because we don't have any money to give.
We figure that if we insult as many writers as possible, we will receive the rewards that will come from an all negative press we will receive when you writers in turn scorn the pants off us for being deadbeats.
If you want to be compensated for your posts, you should read Nick Usborne's articles:
One simple question that can increase all your online writing fees.: "1. Asking the question makes you look good. One thing I hear consistently from clients, and not just my clients, is that they love to work with freelancers who display a genuine interest in their business. They really like freelancers who truly want to understand and help. One way to express your interest in their business is to ask how the project you're working on fits into the bigger picture. It shows that your interest in their business expands beyond the one thing you are being paid to do." (September 5, 2013 by Nick Usborne. LINK)
'via Blog this'
CONCLUSION
This Exit Strategy #2 just might work!
______________________Reference
http://www.nickusborne.com/increase-all-your-online-writing-fees/
http://www.nickusborne.com/increase-all-your-online-writing-fees/
http://www.nickusborne.com/internal-linking-strategy-for-your-website/
http://www.nickusborne.com/thank-you/
http://www.nickusborne.com/to-succeed-as-a-freelancer-make-yourself-uncomfortable/
Sunday, November 04, 2012
MooPig Ads Council :: SEO Theory "Creativity is King"
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Nov 4, 2012 | Bryan TX
This is what you creative types do 'naturally' ... that is, you construct your web spaces with intuitive processes that can not be quantified. When you read about SEO Theory, you say to yourselves 'I do that already!' Yet, it is good to look into optimization, and see your own machinations as they move through servers.
This article helps one to feel justified in his or her zeal to create on the internet.
EXCERPT | " ... You don’t have to know what the average amount of traffic is for all query spaces. You only need to know what a query space’s average traffic was for the past two years. If you see a decline in traffic then you know the query space is degenerating. If you see peaks and valleys where the peaks seem to about the same you’re looking at a mature query space that is still productive. If you see an increase in traffic over the past two years then you’re looking at a young query space.
" ... A query space is coherent as long as it produces relevant results. A query space’s coherence degenerates as traffic declines and/or as relevant content declines. That is, spam can kill a query space by making the query space less useful or productive for searchers.
'via Blog this'
" ... Hence, the Theorem of Query Space Optimization tells us that queries remain productive only as long as there is search interest in them, and only as long as relevant content is promoted for those query spaces. In other words, a query space exists only as long as there is interesting content populating the query space, which means that a query space can actually become self-sustaining if and only if the query space produces continually new and interesting content.
" ... In short, creativity is king. (HERE) ..."
____________________Reference
http://www.seo-theory.com/2007/10/30/the-theorem-of-query-space-optimization/
http://www.e-marketing-news.co.uk/Oct04/RichLinking.html
http://www.seo-theory.com/2007/10/28/the-theorem-of-search-engine-optimization/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/FermatsLastTheorem?from=Main.FermatsLastTheorem
http://yuforum.net/audio-books/simon-singh-222716/
http://trustseo.blogspot.com/
http://www.amazon.com/The-Art-Theory-Practice-ebook/dp/B0043D2E7W
This is what you creative types do 'naturally' ... that is, you construct your web spaces with intuitive processes that can not be quantified. When you read about SEO Theory, you say to yourselves 'I do that already!' Yet, it is good to look into optimization, and see your own machinations as they move through servers.
This article helps one to feel justified in his or her zeal to create on the internet.
[Picture LINK]
" ... The buildup and falloff in queries, content, and links defines a wave-like pattern if you graph it. The queries start first. The content starts second. The links start third. Content and links tend to peak after queries peak. Links tend to peak before content peaks (I think because late-comers create content that doesn’t generate any buzz or interest among other content creators). (October 30, 2007. By Michael Martinez. HERE) ... "The Theorem of Query Space Optimization | SEO Theory:
EXCERPT | " ... You don’t have to know what the average amount of traffic is for all query spaces. You only need to know what a query space’s average traffic was for the past two years. If you see a decline in traffic then you know the query space is degenerating. If you see peaks and valleys where the peaks seem to about the same you’re looking at a mature query space that is still productive. If you see an increase in traffic over the past two years then you’re looking at a young query space.
" ... A query space is coherent as long as it produces relevant results. A query space’s coherence degenerates as traffic declines and/or as relevant content declines. That is, spam can kill a query space by making the query space less useful or productive for searchers.
'via Blog this'
" ... Hence, the Theorem of Query Space Optimization tells us that queries remain productive only as long as there is search interest in them, and only as long as relevant content is promoted for those query spaces. In other words, a query space exists only as long as there is interesting content populating the query space, which means that a query space can actually become self-sustaining if and only if the query space produces continually new and interesting content.
" ... In short, creativity is king. (HERE) ..."
[Picture LINK]
____________________Reference
http://www.seo-theory.com/2007/10/30/the-theorem-of-query-space-optimization/
http://www.e-marketing-news.co.uk/Oct04/RichLinking.html
http://www.seo-theory.com/2007/10/28/the-theorem-of-search-engine-optimization/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/FermatsLastTheorem?from=Main.FermatsLastTheorem
http://yuforum.net/audio-books/simon-singh-222716/
http://trustseo.blogspot.com/
http://www.amazon.com/The-Art-Theory-Practice-ebook/dp/B0043D2E7W
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
The MooPig LOGO
By Pat Darnell | June 12, 2012 | Bryan TX
__________________________Reference
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Tesseract.html
__________________________Reference
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Tesseract.html
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
MooPig Classified Ads :: "WANTED" -- Internet Suitcase Model
MooPig Ads Council :: WANT Ads
By the Herd
MooPig's Suitcase Model will be retiring this January 2011. WANTED for our line of suitcases a fresh pair to go with the dynamics of TRAVEL. Pay is non-existent, but exposure is Ltd ... Apply NOW!
Friday, November 19, 2010
This Just In :: From Field Correspondent Tater Cotton Peapod, along the Bible Belt
Tater Cotton Peapod, MooPig Editor, Covert Ops Department, reports: """ ... This just in from our embedded Sleeper Cell correspondent Mr Poleish A Rhoid. His whereabouts are unknown to MooPig HQ, but we are told he is traveling the Bible Belt states, from Kimberling City MO to Memphis TN ... """
Friday, March 12, 2010
MooPig Brands :: Made you Look; What's in your Garage?
Eventually someone thinks of something new! What about your Home-Based, Mom2Pop, Business Brand??? That garage door is usable ad space, No?
Impress your neighbors with Amazing Garage Door Covers!"
A German firm called "Style Your Garage" - creates posters for garage
doors
garage, and
what's in it!
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