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Sunday, November 24, 2013

MooPig Report from the Middle :: "Dueling Dualies"

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When is it Politically Correct to ask: What Evil is This?
by Pat Darnell  |  Nov 24, 2013  |  Bryan TX
“The problem ain’t what we don’t know: it’s what we do know that ain’t so.” Yogi Berra
Evil doesn't like to be named. Ever notice that? It would rather remain incognito. But trends show up in modern reporting methods. Any one who steps into the stream of Internet-Tube-Radio today is pretty much snagged by millions in one's inception.

Evil then has to find different avenues to lurk about and to go unnoticed in its efficacy to spread its stories. Eh?

It is not likely that evil will even be abolished by the new transparency of our communications in our Internet Era. In fact evil doers will find a way to remain "Mysterious," regardless. Who will pay their way? As usual it will be middle people who fall for evil-doers' tricks; paying with their minds, souls, and bankrolls.

America’s angriest white men: Up close with racism, rage and Southern supremacy - Salon.com: EXCERPT  |   " ... the contemporary militias and other white supremacist groups are following in the footsteps of the Ku Klux Klan, the Posse Comitatus, and other Far Right patriot groups who recruited members in rural America throughout the 1980s. They tap into a long history of racial and ethnic paranoia in rural America, as well as an equally long tradition of collective local action and vigilante justice. There remains a widespread notion that “Jews, African-Americans, and other minority-group members ‘do not entirely belong,’” which may, in part, “be responsible for rural people’s easy acceptance of the far right’s agenda of hate,” writes Matthew Snipp. “The far right didn’t create bigotry in the Midwest; it didn’t need to,” Davidson concludes. “It merely had to tap into the existing undercurrent of prejudice once this had been inflamed by widespread economic failure and social discontent.”"

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Evil is no joke, but will have a big problem if laughed at, because of the size of its false ego ...that we will define as Eckhart Tolle says: "the complete identification with our thoughts and desires, usually with a selfish perspective."

Then there is the biggest question we all have on our lips, when is it politically correct to cal Evil out? Not only in the USA, but world wide we have experienced widespread segregation. It's not just blacks and whites with integration problems, it is common to all tribes of humans all over the globe. Any human activity that includes hate, genocide, or repression is Evil, yes?

MooPig Enterprises has long known that in the herd if you don't integrate with diversity in your genetic lineages, your herd will die out. Your herd will become sterile and have a zero population growth. If you push too far with the incest you will produce odd fellows, like a cousin 'It' in your herd. For example:
" ... Elected officials from Bossier Parish have always had a laissez-faire attitude toward conflicts of interest, nepotism, and brother-in-law dealings. Often referred to as the free state of Bossier, the parish and city governments operate like a magic kingdom in a child’s fairytale, –where good wins out over evil, and everything always ends happily ever after.(Settle, John. May 25, 2012. LINK) ... "
Is everything okay in the Lala Land of middle America; where Dualies and SUV's roam, and never is heard a disgruntled word because they are shut up immediately? Because it doesn't end with first generation rich folks; " ... one of the biggest advantages rich parents pass on to their offspring — let’s say the second-biggest, after “money” — is the sense of entitlement necessary for an entirely unaccomplished rich person to coast through life without constantly feeling crippling guilt (ALEX PAREENE. AUG 21, 2013. LINK )..."

What ever happened to causes that came up with "Make Love; Not War," and "Give Peace a Chance," and “There’s this idea that the more you have, the less entitled and more grateful you feel— and the less you have, the more you feel you deserve. That’s not what we find,” says author Paul Piff, a psychologist at the University of California in Berkeley. Second generation fortunate sons and daughters have forgotten that Evil likes to be unnoticed? Rich people basically say this out loud, in public, constantly, these days: The rich, THEY think they deserve it and you don’t.

CONCLUSION
Now that we have you all riled up... we just wanted to say that "Evil has no conscience; evil doesn't feel guilt." Evil can be identified in its duality, that is, its two-faced nature. Also, as we see more evil, we recognize its likes: it cannot help from boasting about its intentions and victories. For Evil to continue in obscurity, it therefore must find new avenues to travel to survive in perpetuity.

This all sound a bit preachy? Well, that is because it is MooPig's Report from the Middle; where women are strong, men are good-looking, and children are above average.


_____________________Reference
http://www.salon.com/2013/11/17/americas_angriest_white_men_up_close_with_racism_rage_and_southern_supremacy/
http://forward-now.com/?p=3849
http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2/275-42/8131-rick-perry-best-little-whore-in-texas
http://www.spiritualadventurer.com/ForgetTheEgo.html

Friday, September 13, 2013

MooPig Wisdom's Exit Strategy #2

Hire Freelancers
Matriculated articles by Pat Darnell  |  Sep 9, 2013  |  Bryan TX


Why is this an "exit strategy" you ask? It turns out, MooPig has written itself into a clausterfrack ... and now corporate thinks it should invite freelance writers to contribute and compartmentalize their reports to specific MooPig Departments. Through compartmentalizing we then can spread our miserable anecdotes in markets before-to unheard of. And no one will be the wiser.

Pick a MooPig Department that you fancy --
  • MooPig Report from the Middle
  • MooPig TECH Coroner
  • NASA Talks
  • MooPig Activism,
  • MooPig ads council, 
  • MooPig Art History Nano-Second, 
  • MooPig Brands, 
  • MooPig Church of the Beach, 
  • MooPig Cloud Computing Segment, 
  • MooPig Dance Trends Department, 
  • MooPig Earnings Tracking Department Presents, 
  • MooPig Feed for Thought, 
  • SUPER BOWL XLIV Commercial Break for MooPig, 
  • so I guess MooPig's heart of darkness comes from mass media influx, 
  • MooPig State of the Art Department, 
  • MooPig IAD, 
  • MooPig Graphiques and ReWildings, 
  • MooPig FWD Email
  • MooPig Fraud Busters
  • MooPig GREEN
  • MooPig Movie Reviews
  • MooPig Paint
  • MooPig Parody Contention and Cookies
  • MooPig Mad Libs
  • MooPig Re-Defining the Cliche
  • MooPig reserves the right to not be responsible for irony of this subject,
  • MooPig Wisdom
  • MooPig Woodwinds
  • MooPIg TV Series Reviews
  • MooPig Gruesome Department
  • MooPigsters
  • MooPig Tee Shirts
  • MooPig Patsy Department
  • MooPig Olympic History Nanosecond 
  • MooPig Tech Solutions Department 
  • MooPig Free Range Grazing Rights Department 
  • MooPig Wisdom's Exit Strategy
... Did we forget any Departments? This list is good enough for our exit strategy.

Now, submit your curriculum vitae to MooPig Enterprises for the department you prefer to work in. Say what ever you want to, and it can be as long as you desire, but remember if we can't compartmentalize you, you will receive no compensation. Consequently you will receive no compensation otherwise ... because we don't have any money to give.

We figure that if we insult as many writers as possible, we will receive the rewards that will come from an all negative press we will receive when you writers in turn scorn the pants off us for being deadbeats.

If you want to be compensated for your posts, you should read Nick Usborne's articles:


One simple question that can increase all your online writing fees.: "1. Asking the question makes you look good. One thing I hear consistently from clients, and not just my clients, is that they love to work with freelancers who display a genuine interest in their business. They really like freelancers who truly want to understand and help. One way to express your interest in their business is to ask how the project you're working on fits into the bigger picture. It shows that your interest in their business expands beyond the one thing you are being paid to do." (September 5, 2013 by Nick Usborne. LINK)

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CONCLUSION
This Exit Strategy #2 just might work!



______________________Reference
http://www.nickusborne.com/increase-all-your-online-writing-fees/
http://www.nickusborne.com/increase-all-your-online-writing-fees/
http://www.nickusborne.com/internal-linking-strategy-for-your-website/
http://www.nickusborne.com/thank-you/
http://www.nickusborne.com/to-succeed-as-a-freelancer-make-yourself-uncomfortable/

Saturday, March 09, 2013

MooPig Re-Run :: Prepare for the AUDIT of all Audits that would make even a Scientologist Fall like a Cold Cock

Archive re-do by Pat Darnell  |  Mar 9, 2013  |  Bryan TX

MooPig Editors from time to time look in the archives of MooPig Wisdom. Believe you me, they know their limitations as to being nothing more than satire on a stick. But many a true word is said in jest. Eh? Our editors think this story needs a re-look.

In 2011, Ron Paul tried his best to alert the nation to its destiny under the hostile and crabbed rule of privately owned Federal Reserve. The audit? Nothing was ever done, so now we face in 2013 consequences too vast for common persons to fathom.


MooPig Wisdom: Prepare for the AUDIT of all Audits that would make even a Scientologist Fall like a Cold Cock:

Will Now Ron Paul Step Up?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  November 30, 2009 | 02:52 PM EST [HERE] -- and -- [Read Entire Article HERE] ... great article it clearly outlines the two pillars of Bernake's argument against Ron Paul's long term assault on the fed:
a) banking independence. - this is a red herring as the constitution placed fiscal control squarely in the hands of congress, and forbade them from giving any of their powers away. Also, our government is based on the idea that the only way to prevent corruption and tyranny is to have checks and balances.

b) public and market confidence in Fed control of the market. - it is fed control of the market that caused this crash. the sub prime loans were leveraged against the idea that the fed would act responsibly and raise interest rates at the first sign of the housing bubble slipping. this would give owners the opportunity to refinance for fixed rate mortgages. (yes it was stupid to bet on a future possibility) but instead the Fed lowered the rates further in an attempt to expand the bubble further. Thus defeating the fiscal plans of mortgage brokers and initiating the crisis. (then of course there were a host of other issues that compounded the problem)
$ Note: When the interest rate of  lender Bank is higher from previous dealings, than for dealings he is into now, he cannot get return on investment ... so the Fed messes around with interest rates, money supply quantity, and devaluation of the dollar.
... and then the fed takes the TARP money and refuses to acknowledge where it went.

... and then they, on their own, printed up an additional trillion dollars in between TARP and the Recovery Act, further devaluing the dollar.

... had they been required to submit to oversight.. how would this history have been written?
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January 26, 2011 [SOURCE] The Federal Reserve is the chief culprit behind the economic crisis. Its unchecked power to create endless amounts of money out of thin air brought us the boom and bust cycle and causes one financial bubble after another.

Since the Fed’s creation in 1913, signed into law by his Royal Moronic-self: Woodrow Wilson, the dollar has lost more than 96% of its value, and by recklessly inflating the money supply the Fed continues to distort interest rates and intentionally erodes the value of the dollar. 

This year, Audit the Fed is back with a vengeance. Reintroduced on 01/26/2011 as HR 459, Ron Paul’s bill to audit the Federal Reserve now has 81 co-sponsors, and the numbers keep growing! HR 459′s companion bill in the Senate, S 202, has already attracted 2 co-sponsors.
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________________________Reference
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2011/03/prepare-for-audit-of-all-audits-that.html
http://millercenter.org/president/events/12_23
http://www.moneynews.com/MKTNews/billionaires-dump-economist-stock/2012/08/29/id/450265?PROMO_CODE=110D8-1&utm_source=taboola
http://www.moneynews.com/Outbrain/interview-exposes-stocks-collapse/2012/09/20/id/456981?PROMO_CODE=109C0-1#v1&utm_source=taboola
http://www.americanbankingnews.com/2009/11/30/ben-bernanke-fears-ron-pauls-audit-above-all-else/

Monday, November 22, 2010

Madoff's Rolodex: Ponzi Primer from AIPAC

To Be Semite, or or not to be... is Goyim, or, also Circumcised Arab, is still a Gentile... and the Madoff Defense Fund


Gentile = goyim:
heathen, infidel, non-Jew, pagan
Gentile, a moniker placed by a Semite noting the character of one who is other than a Jew.
It's true It's true:
How odd of God to choose the Jew.
Bernard Madoff Part of the Ownership
Society Trickle Down Blues
12/10/08, AIPAC to the rescue
Ponzi Primer: Madoff's Rolodex
Rolling over the High Rollers
Bernie Madoff wrongly accused, help defend a true patriot. AIPAC must pull all the strings:
save Bernie Madoff.
Bernard Madoff is a political prisoner.
Please help with the Bernie madoff defense fund.
APB: AIPAC help Bernie Madoff or the homegard will be defenseless.
FREE Bernard Madoff and Jack Abramoff

Bernie Madoff defense fund
goys and yids unite
Jew -- Gentile
A Jew, being Semitic is not un-Semitic -- a gentile.
Being un-Semitic (a heathen) is not what God's chosen people condone, else they wouldn't be called Gentiles. Semitic Peoples have a hard time with themselves, reference the treatment of other Semitic peoples in Palestine who are deemed pagans (heathens) -- yet they are circumcised and Semitic. Without the proper runes and coda the Semitic Circumcised Arab is still a gentile. Given the Semitic rules, what chance does the un-Semitic uncircumcised human (infidel) have?
Anti-Semitism was created by God as yet another punishment for being chosen, chosen not to be a gentile.
Gentility is not all that was promised in God's Country. To be born in God's image (a bipolar goofball) does have some drawbacks.

Gentile –– Goyim, a non-jew does not call himself a gentile (infidel). The Jew by calling (naming) a person, pagan (Goy) creates the environment for Gentiles to take umbrage. And so it goes, the sequesterment of humans into select orders only makes for lurid melodrama –– Isms make Schisms, Isms create Schisms. . .
Kabbalah for Allah –– AIPAC

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

NO News Day :: Worst Scenes Category

Wow !! When this scene hits Zorgon, those monsters will be prepared for us. Dang it!
Retrieved by Pat Darnell

This morning we present three episodes of screened fighting in bizarre situations sent blindly into outer space over the past fifty years on very high frequency radio waves.
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Later in the day we find Zorgonites practicing up for the pending fight with Shatner... without their rubber dino suits. Little do they know that Shatner will be the excretion of a glow worm in twelve million lightyears from now when they land on earth...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccF50ssJKVA

Thankfully, we have caught up with Bill Shatner and his Zogby School of Disdain, who is training young people to oppose the Zorgonites .... This is an instance when the other fella says: "Jim, I'm a Kung Fu Artist :: Not a Doctor!"
#3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6c5fAPRAcg
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Googala-a-Boogala-Zombogala-Systemogalao 2009




Hey Big Brother, I'm the Cup -- You're the Tea...
Hey Big Brother, I'm the Pup -- You're the Flea...
Hey Big Brother, We gonna Sup -- We're on TV !!!! Yea, Yea, Yea
by Pat Darnell, and the Putzler Prize Winning Putz Family

[SOURCE] Crooked Pants, Blogger Dan Visconti

What's the best thing Google released or announced this year?

  • Chrome OS
  • Google Wave
  • Droid/Android Updates
  • Gmail updates
  • Search engine upgrades
  • Chrome browser updates and extensions
  • Speed tools
  • Other: "...|X| -- when they released the Wind ... phhffffftttt!
    At their launch earlier this month, Wind executives said they would welcome the rumoured Google phone onto their network.


When technologists of the future look back in time, they'll remember 2009 as the year Google got serious about an internet operating system, speeding up the web, and indexing EVERYTHING in sight. Take a look at the year 2009 in Google.
Google's Three Biggest Launches of 2009
Two of the three most significant Google releases of 2009 are not yet available to the public in a final release build, but all three are open source. In no particular order:
Chromium OS: In July, Google got Microsoft and Apple shaking in their boots when they announced they were building an operating system. The source code for Chrome OS (in its development phase it's called Chromium OS) became available in November; early adopters can run virtual machine images and bootable USB drive versions of the OS.

Google Wave: In May, Google demonstrated their new, real-time collaboration webapp,Google Wave, to a crowd of incredulous developers who couldn't stop applauding. In September, they invited 100,000 users to try the Wave Preview. By now, over one million users have joined the Wave Preview. We wrote a book about Wave; and you can give and get Wave invitations on our dedicated forum page.
Android 2.0/Droid: While Android-based handsets were already available when the year started, the Motorola Droid debuted in November running Android 2.0 (with turn-by-turn GPS capabilities) and took on the iPhone in its "Droid Does" ad campaign. Google also releaseda flurry of Android-only applications and updates to existing ones in 2009 to boost their mobile platform, including the Google Voice app (which Apple rejected on the iPhone), the amazing Google Goggles app, Google Maps enhancements, and Google Listen.
Google's Most Updated Apps of 2009
While a few Google products did get shut down, "sunsetted," or just didn't change much, several marquee apps grew up a whole lot this year with serious feature additions and upgrades.

Search Engine Upgrades: Remember when Google was just a search engine? Googlers do, because they're still busy bees improving search results and rolling out new ways to get to them. This year saw the rollout of Google web search's Caffeine update, as well asmusic, social, and real-time search, along with several new Google Image search options, and updates to the Google Suggest drop-down.
Gmail: Thanks to Gmail Labs, our favorite web-based email client got a slew of new features for power users, from automatic translations to offline attachments to time zone notifiers to exportable mail filters. If you haven't recently, cruise through your Gmail account's Labs area to pick and choose from over 60 experimental features. Gmail's mobile web application for the iPhone and on Android also saw an overhaul and vast improvement this year.
Chrome web browser: Google's own browser, Chrome, saw a whole lot of movement in 2009, especially late in the year with the release of bookmark sync, official beta builds for Mac and Linux (finally!), and Chrome extensions.
Google News also saw a couple of interesting experiments like Fast Flip and the News Timeline.
Google's Mission to Speed Up the Web

If there's any one thing Google did this year, it was launch a concerted effort on all fronts to make the web faster. From developer tools (like Speed Tracer and the Google Web Toolkit) to consumer products (like Chrome and Google Public DNS), it's kind of astounding the sheer amount of stuff Google put out there this year under the speed umbrella. They're even going so far as attempt to reinvent the two pillar protocols of email and the web with Waveand SPDY (a faster replacement for HTTP).
And the rest....
2009 was also the year of a few legal skirmishes (like the Google Books settlement, theCyanogen C&D, the Google Voice/FCC dust-up), a few acquisitions (like reCAPTCHA, Gizmo5, and AppJet), and data control initiatives (the Google Dashboard and the Data Liberation Front).
You could say it was a pretty busy year at the Googleplex.

Google's 2009 Product Release Calendar
Take a chronological ride through the last four seasons at Google in this list of 2009 product releases and updates, listed month by month.
January
Offline Gmail gets released with Google Gears
Picasa for Mac released
February
Google Latitude and search by voice for Android launch
Google Sync for your mobile phone launches
March
Google Calendar goes offline with Google Gears
April
Google Profiles show up at the bottom of search results
Updated mobile Gmail and Google Calendar webapps for iPhone and Android launch
Google Maps mashup tracks swine flu
GV Mobile makes Google Voice the default for your iPhone (later, Apple pulled this app from the iTunes Store for reasons that are still unclear)
May
Engineers demo Google Wave at the Google I/O conference, give developers access to the Wave "sandbox"
June
Google Apps Sync syncs Microsoft Outlook with Gmail, Google Contacts, and Calendars (updates with push Gmail in September)
Google Squared puts your search results into a spreadsheet
Gmail, Google Calendar, Docs, and Talk leave beta
July

FeedDemon, NetNewsWire sync exclusively with Google Reader
Google announces Chromium OS (but doesn't release any code, doctored screenshots and fan-made versions start popping up)
Apple rejects all Google Voice applications from the iTunes Store
Gmail Tasks graduates from Google Labs (where it first appeared in December of 2008)
August
Gmail makes importing mail and contacts from old email accounts easy
PubSubHubbub gets baked into Google Reader
September
Google Wave Preview opens to 100,000 users
GrandCentral closes its doors, transitions entirely to Google Voice
Google Sidewiki launches
October
Google offers voicemail storage and transcriptions for your existing phone number(part of Google Voice)
Google Maps Navigation adds turn-by-turn GPS to Android
Google Voice gives existing users invitations to send to their friends
November
Chrome OS announced, Chromium build demo'ed and source code released (here's how you can try out a Chromium build yourself)
Google Chrome adds bookmark sync
Google releases Go, a new programming language
December
Chrome browser hits Mac/Linux with extensions enabled (Chrome for Windows left beta in December of 2008)

Google's new real-Time search includes Twitter streams
Google Public DNS launches
Google "lets the sun set" on Gears, moving to HTML5
Google Goggles for Android searches the web by photo
Google Favorite Places puts a barcode on restaurants and shops you can scan with your mobile phone
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It turns out, GOOGLE Blogspot is the Birth-Mother of MooPig Wisdom Blogger... and one would think we at MooPig International are a bit flippant.


And it is a fact that so far the blogger end of our enterprise has not cost even one cent for the over million words and images posted for three years now... for that, MooPigsters everywhere are heartfelt grateful. No Lie. 


We the editor team of MooPig INT, are fully aware of ourselves, by now, and want to report now on our business end of GOOGLE Blogging -- MooPigWisdom.Blogspot.Com -- is built with Charity. 


That's Right! Built entirely with Volunteerism -- a massive experiment to give GOOGLE raw data from our fingertips -- ... and Love


So for the Sacred Covenant of Mother and Child, we at MooPig Wisdom International wish all a very :: Happy  NEW  YEAR, 2010 !!!


Stay, however, safe -- if you drink do not date -- do not drink and drive; and for the love of GOD do not forget to return right here for more lightning WIT and MooPig WISDOM next Year 2010.


CYA then Pardners. [Editors]

Sunday, November 22, 2009

MooPig Wisdom: 1500 Questionable Posts Benchmark: Maturing Organism FAQ


1500 and Keepin' it Mature in the Middle
by Pat Darnell and the C-club at MooPig Enterprises
Edited and fixed today 11.23.2009


Soon MooPig Wisdom will have accomplished submittal of 1500 posts in its blog. We celebrated our 1000th postings with great joy amidst our staffers and friends.

F.A.Q.
Introduction
MooPig Wisdom is a source of a sort'a thread of continuum we call the "Maturing Organism." Gretchen, someone, in 1976-ish, my fellow student at Trinity University, came up with that name. We worked with another student, Carol someone, as a trio team for Design class term paper. It was to be about organic architecture ideals identified by Frank Lloyd Wright.


That thread of continuum,  it turns out, is like a strand in a spider web. You should understand that Frank Lloyd Wright, FLW, as a student himself and intern of drunken genius, Louis Sullivan, had absorbed "the Masters" concepts of building materials, craftsmanship, and need of a building design to fit in its surroundings.

FLW perfected some of the malaise of Louis S, and stretched his ideas out like a strand off a central web, to his continuum identify Organic Architecture. Gretchen at some point called our efforts The Maturing Organism, or did Carol say it first? Can't remember obviously. I cannot take credit for the term project's name, however in its continuum context I have become MooPig da' Furst. Oh, I see, you say it is more a step back. Well, sometimes that is necessary too.

Lack of time, money and technology in 1976 kept Carol, Gretchen and I from getting as far along with our special project as hoped ...  [!! ... does that surprise anyone ...?]  ... and we had to drop it in our professore's lap with trepidation. In my awkward way, I suppose I said to self, "Self, someday we will finish that project."
Professore thought it was a great project, saying, "Did you learn?" Prof Patton gave us "A's" which I am sure was due to me having attractive female bookends.

Questions?

Why the name MooPig: That's easy ... We are what we eat.

What is the MooPig Wisdom mission: Besides thread of continuum thingy... we are a shadow blog of brilliant writers who have found this blogging venue to be something of a testing ground, or, staging area; Public Venue of Internet that is. MooPig can only search out a tiny smidgeon of the trillions of morsels for its own image writers, but so what?

What category, or brand, of blogging does MooPig have: When a bull reaches a certain age, he is sort of a drone. It has nothing to do with ability to sire, because there is Viagra for Bulls too, but his dynamic and DNA has run a course that nature dictates decommissioning our herds large big dumb patriarchal animal.

So, at that point, most ranchers seek a young bull to run on their ranges with the herd. Unfortunately old does not mix with young. Old bull has to go. He goes the way of Geronimo, Sitting Bull, and the buffalo, and passes on to happy foraging grounds...

What are you talking about .. !! :  Okay, okay ... let's just say MooPig_W* is not trying to find a short term answer for a long term problem... eh?

*[That's pronounced 'MOO_PIG_ Ya' ... like our patron saint, 'DUB_ Ya']*

Previous question:  Okay. Middle Ground Lampoon errrr ... Parody, Humor-that-probably-ain't funny to most, and rusty nails ... rotten lumber and ... uh, and Organics !! How's that? We enjoy letting our tenable off campus resident Songwriter\Musician Recording Artist, Pribek.net  , and his gang of curmudgeons, handle all the advertising, and, vendor, brand and commercial accounting. Good luck finding him ...

What does Pribek look like: No one really knows. Have you ever seen Sasquatch? Well, we haven't seen Pribek ever either. But he\she\it periodically sends us messages and charts like these --
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What is the Report from the Middle: That my friends is a feature that is lacking throughout the entire United States. What are you laughing at?

Our culture, or lack thereof, culturelessness, thinks everything in USA happens on our Pacific and Atlantic coasts. We disagree. Middle America has all the chops and sirloin. You want ethanol? We have the corn.

For an excellent example of the candle MooPig supposes to keep burning for Mid-America, a good comparative production for someone to listen to would be "A Prairie Home Companion" radio series. And, there is a movie out now by the same name starring Garrison Keeler one can watch. That would help answer this question. That was all pre-Internet live radio shows. That is our continuum contribution as in the charm and appeal of radio carried forward into the 21st century using Internet Tech. Ca'pici?

What is your main source of benchmark capital: ... Er .. Say what ?

Just how many MooPig-sters are there:  ... Three, I think, no we lost one. It's Two.

What price today does MooPig Wisdom pay to keep its central tenet alive for tomorrow:  ... what's that word? Tenet.  I have to look that one up ... one moment. I'll get back to you on that one. ... Yes! We are tenacious, right on !!

How do you protect your copy here at MooPig Enterprises: Uh, lately we have been laying down a line of suppression fire. Also, it turns out, we are thinking of contacting ATF and FDA, NRA and Wildlife Management about using our blog site to sell warrants and tags, and also maybe approve 15% of the Gov.sombitch.com shadow activities by State ID's for all of the USA through our explicit blog sites, MooPig Wisdom, MooPig Paint, and Italian Woman in Texas ... Pat's Kick Ass Truckers' Home, and others.

Soon we will be contacting DAKOTA Arms Dealer's list for support and protection of our copious notes and plagiarisms. We plan to eventually institutionalize operations. Why are you laughing again?

There's that, and of course we will be hiring Hell's Angels as our security team next year's International Pork Burger Fest, starring a special entertainment group out of Springfield, Missouri, by way of Memphis, ya'll.

What's the big deal MooPig makes out about Michael Phelps: You have to ask ??!
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YOU know we would love to continue, ... We could go on into infinity and beyond with this highly arrousing interview, but all good things must end.

We wish a happy Benchmark MooPig_W celebration for MooPig-sters everywhere; And to all a pleasant Christmas.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Brad Pitt's Houses

Celebrity Endorsed Low-cost Housing
Retrieved by Pat Darnell, Bob Villa, and the Ghost of Louis Sullivan


Hey, Brad old boy; I promise not to say anything NEGATIVE about your housebuilding efforts, if you will come down here and pay off my mortgage, and build me an addition? Fair enough?

And, if you find time to do that, I promise to give you free publicity in my middle-ground-rooted, third-coast, blog-site MooPig Wisdom.

Besides, I lost everything in a flood once; during Hurricane Allison. Do I qualify?

Right now, we are thinking that you might want to provide more Moo and less Pig in your efforts to be a land developer tycoon. Here's to looking forward to hearing from you soon. We think we and you would make another perfect marriage.

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Story that follows: A Method by which Philanderers can become Philanthropists ::
[SOURCE]

Brad Pitt gives Katrina update at Clinton meeting
Sept. 24, 2009, 6:39 PM EST
NEW YORK (AP) -- The average electric bill for one of the energy-efficient homes built in New Orleans by Brad Pitt's Make It Right foundation is $35 a month, the actor said Thursday during an update on the project at the Clinton Global Initiative.

The cost of building the homes also is dropping. And by the time all 150 promised homes are completed, the cost will be comparable to standard buildings, Pitt said.

"I don't know how we build any other way anywhere else," he said. "We can no longer tell ourselves that implementing this technology is too complex a problem because it's just been proven on this little spot on the map."

Pitt started the foundation in 2007. The program focuses home construction in a section of New Orleans heavily damaged when Hurricane Katrina struck in August 2005. The homes are being built with features including rooftop solar panels and energy-efficient appliances to help reduce electricity consumption.

The Clinton Global Initiative, an annual event started by former President Bill Clinton, brings together the public and private sector to discuss solutions to problems in four areas — climate change, poverty, global health and education.

At an afternoon panel discussing education, Queen Rania of Jordan said it was an evergreen subject in political campaigns but one that loses priority once politicians are in office because there often isn't any immediate political gain.

"The benefits of education sometimes don't fit in with the political cycle because you reap the benefits way down the line," she [Queen Rania of Jordan] said. "What we need to do is realize that sense of urgency when it comes to education, because education is a matter of life and death."

She [Queen Rania of Jordan] also emphasized the importance of the quality of education, saying that while educational enrollment was high in the Middle East, there hasn't been enough focus on teaching young people the skills to get them through life.

"Take young people who are opportunity starved, and there is political conflict around them, and that makes a very dangerous social mix. As you all know, what happens in the Middle East, does not stay in the Middle East," she [Queen Rania of Jordan] said. "Critical thinking, problem-solving, creativity, those kinds of skills are extremely important to empower our young people."

Among those joining the queen on the panel was U.S. Labor Secretary Hilda Solis, who referred to her own history as the first in her family to go to college in talking about the need for both government and private investment in expanding educational opportunities.

"I was the first one to go to college and it wasn't because my parents could afford it, it was because we have the Pell grant program, we have programs that help to provide assistance," Solis said. "Those programs work and it's a good investment in our young people."

Attendees at the
Clinton Global Initiative are expected to commit to steps they will take to work on global problems. Those who don't follow through on their commitments won't be allowed to return to subsequent events.

Summary:
Brad Pitt gives Katrina update at Clinton meeting
Sept. 24, 2009, 8:46 AM EST
Brad Pitt gives Katrina update at Clinton Global Initiative; other panels focus on education
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Note to Brad: Now see how nice I can be? So remember my little offer if you bring your philanthropic self here, you will be compensated by how you changed peoples' lives.

Here's a taste of how it goes down if you ignore us Middle-Americans MooPigsters:

"In effort to redeem some social value in his dull and misguided life... Brad Pitt sides with Bill Clinton to make a difference in a place where seldom is provided clear title to any parcel of land. Yet this team can "git 'er done" by some freakish loophole in World Government tactics held together by some sort of comical glue made by United Nations in session ... huh?

... Loopholes that allow philanthropists' claim to suburban lots in states-of-disrepair within New Orleans' wards ?... by politicians for some sort of extravagant, builder's-fest ..."

... Houses that in the next hurricane on the Third-Coast [we predict] all felled like Second-Pig's house of sticks "because some idiot forgot the wind-bracing when they were framing the walls out... and solar panels flew off the structures like deadly wings of airliners crashing into nuclear electric power plants ..." [etcetra, etcetra, etcetra]
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WHAT's YOUR VERDICT?

You get my drift, Brad, eh? All it really takes is a camera, and a girl in a dress, nothing fancy. [pdaf]

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