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Lyle Lovett pointed out the meaning of 2% at his concert a while back. He was referring to University of Texas tea-sippin' pre-lumns and such. I thank him for that one. That is why I write:

2% cinema-- April 11, 2008
Classic trained half-assed, early to be late...


Actors and actresses today are looking like they just got home from TGIFriday's night shift? I see waitress on almost every face in movies today. Waitressing is not a bad business, rather it is next to being a nun.

Next movie, check out for yourselves the passed around regulars look alike... Matt Damon, Marissa Tomeii, Angelin' Joy Less, Carmen San diego Elektra, Tom Cruise, ... I have real problems keeping track of who is who.

They are the wait staff at Pru-frocks; and in the movies they all look alike.

There was a time when there was a distinct difference in the look of the characters in a movie: Villains looked like Captain Binghamton; heroes looked like McHale, and the town idiot looked like Barney, or Gilligan. And it was so easy to pick out the good bad and pretty with Marianne, Ginger and Lovey Howell.

Now everyone has an eight pack with a shirt that is missing its midriff, and everyone can kick each other in the teeth. There is a trick to this, I suppose... we can't handle the truth? Is that it?

So I have suggested to MooPig editors in chiefs that we put out a comprehensive cinema review section. They agree to test it out, but it has to be something completely different.

Oh, it will be completely different !!

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