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Saturday, May 24, 2008

LATE EDITION UPDATE -- Elements of Partial Renumerations about Who's Who??






Have I ever wondered what it takes to be buckwheat, pork futures famous? Yes. But then I look at the faces of the developing Famous... and I see a pattern.

Does one really have to adapt oneself to this sociopath persona?


UPDATED !!












Do you ever feel like no one any where gives a shyte about you? Considering thousands of acquaintances, and friendly encounters; it doesn't add up to squat...

Since I have introduced this malleable subject, I will pose the following situation.

I got to Heaven, and St Peter says, "Did you sleep well?"

"No, I never slept well."

So Peter the Saint crunches some numbers... 365 x 72 = 26280 days x 24 = 630720 hours / 8.2 = 76917 hours

I"I have you down for plenty of hours of sleep," Says St Peter, "actually, you got more than the usual hours of sleep."

"That doesn't surprise me, Saint Sir," I reply in my most polite way.














Chorus: Like a rhinestone
[G] cowboy
Riding out on a horse
in a star spangled
rode [D] o
Rhinestone [G] cowboy
getting cards
and lettters from people
I don't even [D] know
Offers coming over the
[C]
phone.....[D] (Weiss)

2 comments:

Pribek said...

and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub

Well, I really don't mind the rain
And a smile can hide all the pain
But you're down when you're ridin' the train that's takin' the long way
And I dream of the things I'll do
With a subway token and a dollar tucked inside my shoe
There'll be a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me

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