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Saturday, May 17, 2008

Sexy Net; Speedy Racer; Stung in Bryan...

One Atta'Boy for Brazos County Police !!
Undercover officers posing as a 13-year-old girl communicated with Joe Barron, 52, of Plano for about two weeks. The online conversations were sexual in nature, police said.
On May 6, Barron suggested meeting the girl in person. He eventually made the nearly 200-mile drive to Bryan on Thursday, when he was arrested. Police said they found a web-cam and condoms in his car. OOOPPPS !!

MooPig FAct CHeck - According to research: These are not suitable items to take to a fondue Party, or covered dish affair... (see: also Pribek.net, FNCM/FP/EC/DAAV 1 -9)

Barron was released Friday night from the Brazos County Jail on bond. Police were unsure whether he had an attorney.
Barron is one of 40 ministers at Prestonwood Baptist Church, one of the largest churches in the country with 26,000 members. He ministers to married adults.

Minister Caught in Sex Sting-- AP; Posted: 2008-05-17 09:37:54
Filed Under: Nation News, Crime News
BRYAN, Texas (May 17) - A minister from a Dallas-area Baptist megachurch was caught in an Internet sex sting and charged with online solicitation of a minor, police said Friday.
Photo: Brazos County Judical Records / AP Joe Barron is the minister for married adults at Prestonwood Baptist Church.

...Mike Buster, executive pastor, said in a statement that the church had no record or knowledge of previous improprieties or saw any inappropriate behavior in the 18 months Barron was on the church staff.
Buster said church officials are fully cooperating with police."We are disturbed and saddened by the reports we have heard and we are praying for the Barron family," he said. (retrieved entirely from: Minister Caught in Sex Sting-- AP )

Some stories out there just write themselves, with no warning, with full paper trail... the article above drew this remark from a reader: (pd/mpw)

jmg62 07:49:17 PM May 17 2008
OF ALL THE MALE TEACHERS, COACHES, REVERENDS, PRIESTS, POLITICIANS WHO SCREW AROUND WITH LITTLE CHILDREN - WHY DON'T THEY EVER FIND HOMOSEXUALS? AREN'T THESE BANS ALL ABOUT "THEM" NOT US? WELL, HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT A MENTAL OR EMOTIONAL DISEASE. DON'T CARE HOW THEY LOVE ONE ANOTHER - JUST LOOK HOW SICK THE STRAIGHT VARIETY IS AT IT. "MEN OF GOD". BUT BURN 'EM AND DROWN 'EM WITH THEIR CATS. (see: also Pribek.net cash hook Motto) STRAIGHT MEN WHO ARE SICK, PERVERTED, CALLED "FAMILY MEN"? IN ALL THE YEARS ON THIS PLANET SO MANY SEEM TO THINK "BANS" ARE GOD'S FIRST COMMANDMENT - YA THINK HE DOES? WHY ALWAYS FROM THE GODLESS, LIKE OUR PLEASANT MR. MINISTER HERE? FOR MY CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVES WHO'D SPEND TIME AND MONEY ON ANY BANS - I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO INFORM THEM ABOUT. "SANTORUM". ONE DOESN'T NEED BE A HOMOSEXUAL TO VOTE WITH THEM.

Well,,, there you go... we don't know what jmg62 is exactly saying either, but in here all is a possibility. We exhibit this parlay because it is a Classic Award Winning Case of Quantitative Evidence that Chaos Exists, the premise of MooPig Wisdom. From your devoted MooPig Editors... sleep well tonight, no?

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