Part 4 -- Vacationing like the Kennedy's: MooPig's QUIZ MiMic: 13 Questions

Question 1 --

You have only ten minutes to leave the planet Earth, what do you take with you?

1. Bomber jacket

2. Coin collection

3. Dog, and UFC seasons 1 - 34 DVD collection

4. Pistol and ammo

5. Just what I have on me

6. my Kennedy's Scrapbook

Question 2 --

You have Osama bin Laden in the sites of your sniper rifle, and an "abort action" comes over the airwaves from the new 2008-9 commander-in-chief. You and your spotter...

1. shoot target in the knee

2. blow target's head off anyway

3. retreat to hunt another day

4. fire a warning shot across target's nose, lighting up his beard

5. call in Red rover, red rover: let missiles come on over

5. cry tears all over your rifle scope for the continued welfare of the USA

6. mess with BigFoot by rubbing Beef Jerky on the target

Question 3 --

You are enjoying breakfast at the Three Sisters Waffle House in Oconomowoc, Charleston Heston runs through the doors wearing only animal skins loin cloth, looking terrified... You and your party do what?

1. continue eating as if nothing is happening

2. smile to yourselves and say: 'is that what's his name?'

3. ask for his autograph

4. look out Cafe window to see what or who is chasing the star

5. drop everything and escape out the kitchen's back door

Question 4 -- You just wrote your book: 'Face Book for Twits' and you have included a chapter on 'Squamis for Chinooks'. What is the source you used for this chapter in your book?

1. Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice

2. the Magnificat'

3. R.F Laird's 'Boomer Bible,' Book of ED Ch. 42:1-14

4. MAD Magazine (Correct Answer)

5. Script found on the inside of a cigar wrapper

Question 5 --

You are a plumber fixing a bidet. Which of these items might you use in the repairs?

1. ball cock

2. gates valve

3. high pressure hose

4. bucket

5. intel inside

Question 6 --

You have made a bucket list. Your list includes:

1. Body sculpting gels

2. Genome charts

3. Dog and 161 874.257 m2 of land

4. Tickets to Rome

5. All of the above

Question 7 --

This Quiz is about Infinity, and Attrition?

1. True

2. False

3. your genetic lineage has been erased

4. if True, then False also

5. :null hypothesis

Question 8 --

Who died last year, who might have been related to this foxy lady?

1. William F. Buckley, jr

2. the night they drove old Dixie down

3. Ike, finally, whew what a turd he was !!

4. Encyclopeadia Brittanica salesman

5. all of the above

Question 9 --

Of the three top runners in this year's 2008 presidential election, who of the three has the smokingest spouse and kid(s)?

1. Obama in the barracks

2. Hillary with Chelsea and Bill

3. J. McCain with rent a spouse & child

4. Obama, Hillary, and McCain

5. None of the above

Question 10 -- This picture is...?

1. What D'Vinci was thinking, but it came out the Mona Lisa

2. I hate it when that happens

3. What Frazzetta was thinking when he was ordering bagels

4. an interesting sketch that caught my eye while image googling

5. Sonja Glontzberg

Question 11 -- In this photograph are three live things swimming peacefully in still waters of a pond somewhere in the northeastern states of the US. What are their names?

1. None of these answers are correct, so Pop-Off!

2. Tony, Billy and Theresa

3. Mo, Curly and Larry

4. Guy, Vinnie and Daniel

5. Naveen, Cordelia and Tanisha

Question 12 -- Which quotation by a quoted person fits this photo best?

1. It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential. Bruce Lee

2. "I'm sick of Brooklyn and my life and I think it would teach me to be more considerate.." Hanna

3. "Daddy was real gentle with kids. That's why I expected so much out of marriage.." Loretta Lynn

4. "..Needn't search any further than your own backyard.." Linnaeus

5. all of the above

Question 13

-- Now reach around to behind your shoulder and ...

1. hail a Taxi

2. bring it quickly forward and slap your best friend's face

3. give yourself a pat on the back

4. answers 1, 2, and 3 are correct

5. answer 4 is correct