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Monday, December 29, 2008

Bud Light Commercial...

6 comments:

Pribek said...

what the hell IS that anyway?

MooPig said...

Som'times ya jus' gotta akx yosef... what the hell IS that? anyway? an' the answer jus' com to ya in a bath tub sommer, here there,,, no whaer...

Happy New Year, under the volcano under-age drinkin' in Mom's tub? I dunno.

Bud Light

Pribek said...

a quick Google search using the phrase "under-age drinkin' in Mom's tub" yielded this found object:

"KATHY wrote:
TO KATIE:YEAL HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT NATES WELL BEING..HOW HE IS DOING.....HERE YOUR NOT DOING SO WELL EITHER DRINKING AT A PARTY WITH MOM AT BEER TUB WELLLLLL GREAT PICTURE OF YOU TOO BY THE BEER TUB..
GREAT PARTENING..AND YOUR SO WORRIED ABOUT NATES FAMILY OKAY ...SOMETHING ISNT SO CLEAR ABOUT YOURS.."

You are putting a young mother down for having a drink or a few drinks with her own mother?
I guess in your family 2 prostitutes, mental health hospital stays, aids in a legless homeless family member, children involved in drinking and drugging at their under age birthday parties, spitting out babies by different men, and so on make you all wholesome people huh?
source:
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/avon-in/TKB8GNCHJO5EJKUJS/p7

MooPig said...

Hey Jack, good one -- from that same line of commentary:
sockpuppet wrote:
What an incompetent attorney. He was supposed to use the "The defendant was abused as a child/ his mommy didn't love him" defense.. Geez, can't he do anything right ?

"...Improper toilet training as a toddler would even be more believable than what this attorney came up with in between doobies..."

For the next year I am going to do all that I can to find a path of least tragedy for my tween daughter and her friends who are trapped in a rural environment of agricultural sod busters and their kin; [mostly NASCAR repeats watching fans]

I see and hear fiction in this youTube as imitating reality, or do I see and hear reality imitating fiction?

Have you ever seen anything like this? I am guessing you haven't by the reaction you are having. It is terribly concise because it is first hand -- eyewitness level reality, including the google you came up with. Maybe that is what is making me look... no?

If all that you found is true, then drinking in the bath tub is the safest place for our presenters.. Boo Boo and LisaNova?... They will have better than average chances surviving drive by shootings from there, and still have a party. This makes them smart girls, survivors.

Pribek said...

Survivors are in the eye of the beholder, I reckon.
And, understand that I'm not passing judgment merely observing.
I suspect Boo Boo and LisaNova are engaging in some rough hewn parody. Look at portrait photos from Civil War and after era. Everyone is somber/serious because their lives were somber/serious and photo ops rare. Our lives are more silly than previous generations and that's OK. We also record every dumbass move for posterity. Everything looks worse on video and the net captures banality better than brilliance.
Some of my best friends are NASCAR fans that watch the repeats; salt of the earth.
Fear not, tween comes from good stock.

MooPig said...

I knew you would understand, JP.

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