News Today, Oh My

PHOTO: Pedophilia

...Just the usual law enforcement, and the popular vernacular... by Pat Darnell

Not Working
New unemployment claims reach 26-year high, AP

Pedophilia

Happy Holiday
Chace Crawford and Taylor Momsen may be a new item, ...Page Six. The 'Gossip Girl' co-stars were spotted kissing at their holiday party, despite a denial from Crawford's rep. We wonder what's in the 'Gossip Girl' water. The only problem is that he's 22 and she is 15. (Dec. 10)

Government Graft and Collusion
Jackson Jr. Says He Isn't Target of Probe
By CHARLES BABINGTON, AP

PHOTO: Jesse Jackson Jr had nothing to do with this hanging

Bankruptcy

Another 'Extreme Makeover' home fails...and is the Fantasia Foreclosure tour next?
Beth Pinsker

Physical Challenges

It's not Fashionable at this Year's End to be Blind and Autistic
[ditto]: Judy Vardon, who was featured in a 2004 episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition with her husband and blind, autistic son, may be facing foreclosure because the family cannot afford the mortgage payments on their home.


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