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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

nimby


This is something someone in Dallas might say to George W. and Laura Bush's pets...




Only One Brave Reader took the bait... and is obviously toying with you others...

Here is your next images panel of Clues for "what the Hell does N.I.M.B.Y. mean??"




What does the title mean?

Winners win three DIXON Ticonderoga Woodgrain 1388-2 SOFT pencils.







and now for some Salma Hayek quotes:

“I've stolen a couple of hearts and they are in my private collection!”

“People say we're all identical, but Jennifer Lopez is an American. She's from New York. She doesn't have an accent. Some of these Latin people - their Spanish is pathetic. They learned it when they became famous as Latinos.”

“I have gotten a lot more attention than...other women that I find incredibly beautiful. And this has happened to me ever since I was a girl, when I was flat, had no teeth, was skinny and small as I could be. I always got more attention than anyone else. If I hadn't, I would have made sure I did...”

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not In My Burg of Yobs?

MooPig said...

actually, anonymous, that answe is better than the real answer. you win consolation three pencils. now if I just knew who you are...

But no, that is not the exact definition.

Anonymous said...

Not
In
My
BoneYard

MooPig said...

Gored, not shaken, three more pencils to Al, but still not the exact meaning of the NIMBY... acronym.
Here's a new clue: If the history of white folk is that the slave becomes the master, then white slavery is the next evolution... but not in my back yard.
See how easy that was? I'll take that as a yes.

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